Pimp Spike's Swag the 6th Volume.

"Girls, this is dangerous!" Said a guard.

"Just do it!" Said Claire from the other side of the bathroom door.

"*Sigh!* Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody....Mary!"

Nothing.

"Okay...I'm alive."

"Next!"

"Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls! Nope!"

"Next one!"

"Muddy Harry, Muddy Harry, Muddy Harry! No monsters still!"

"Do the last one!"

"Bologna Man, Bologna Man...Bologna Man! Okay, guess I'm AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Screamed the guard as he was being ripped to shreds by a man shaped load of bologna!

"Guards! Take care of that for us!"

Then the guards ran to the bathroom to fight the Bologna Man!

"Okay, next....we have an OC, and a sex chapter as well!" Said Claire.

"(Oh-no...)" Thought Lavender.

"Ooh, and she's a dragon!"

"(No! No! No!)"

"Next is...Dragon dip!"

"Phew! Who's Dragondip?"

"Dragon dip is a brown anthropomorphic dragoness with with wings."

"Anthro? So she..."

"Yes, she has breasts. She has amber eyes, she has blonde spines that look more like hair on her head. She has pink ear fins, she's the dragonified version of the OC Honey dip."

"Would it count as double shipping then?"

"No, alternate forms count as different characters, like when Trahzo and Spikerulez302 did separate chapters Twilight Sparkle & Midnight Sparkle on Spike's Gals."

"Oh..."

"Also, it seems that 'almost' all of Dragon dip's pictures feature her bare feet."

"Uh..."

"Well, guess I know what they'll be doing in the sex scene...heh, heh, heh...begin."

Spike was walking, ignoring a happy sounding voice.

"I had fun today!"

"I didn't!"

"Come-on Spike, you spent the whole day with a major cutie, me!"

"Dragon Dip, I have never felt like such a laughingstock in my entire life!"

"It wasn't that bad."

"Not that bad?! You Dipstick! I was..."

"You were cute!"

"I looked stupid!"

"The audience was entertained!"

"I was trying to be cool, to finally impress Rarity, but instead thanks to you running up to the stage, she snuck out of the audience, covering her face with her purse, pretending like she didn't know me so she wouldn't get embarrassed! Even when I embarrassed myself infront of all of Equestria twice, at least my friends all stayed in their seats!"

"Come-on Spike, face facts, it's not like you were gonna get with a mare like that."

Spike then swung a fist at Dragon Dip before stopping a centimeter away from her face. Spike then pulled back. "Dragon Dip, ever since we met, you've done nothing but annoy me! Even so...I don't have the rage to hurt you, don't follow me home."

"Spike..."

The next morning...

Spike woke-up, leaving the windows closed and the curtains down.

"I'm not leaving this room." Spike then wrote a sign and taped it to his bedroom door saying 'Leave me alone!' "It's a good thing I have this bucket of gems to last me the whole day."

That's when he heard a knocking on the door.

"Spike! I-I-I'm heading out! You want anything when I come back?"

"20 tubs of ice cream!"

"A-a-anyhting else?"

"No, and..are you okay Twilight? Why are you stuttering?"

"It's heat season! I'm heading out to finally make Flash mine, bye!" Then like that, Twilight was gone.

"Heat season?"

"That's right Spike." Said Dragon Dip who emerged from his bed sheets.

"Ah! How did you do that?"

"Twilight let me in last night."

"(No wonder the bed felt warmer than usual.)"

"Come-on Spike, let me make it up to you with sex." She offered in a seductive way.

Spike then looked up, before his eyes slowly went down and looked at her breasts covered by his blanket. Spike blushed from the very thought of feeling those up everyday if they were mates. It even made his hemipenis poke out.

"I take it from the starting erection that it's a yes?"

"Yes, but...keep in mind that after foreplay, you're getting fucked very violently."

"I'll take you up on that, now get back to bed and let's start mating season."

Spike then crawled back into his bed and grabbed Dragon Dip's bra and in one fell swoop, took it off, exposing her bare chest.

"Ahn...Wait Spike."

"What?"

"Is this your 1st time?"

"Duh."

"Well, since you're gonna claim me, so I don't have sex with any other guy ever again...would it be fair if we kissed?"

"I never kissed anyone before...usually I get kissed on the cheek..."

"Well bring your head right here virgin and I'll take your 1st kiss."

Spike obliged and puckered his lips as Dragon Dip pressed her own puckered lips against his. Spike kissed her back as his boners got bigger. Spike then squeezed her chest, making Dragon Dip moan in pleasure. Spike then forced his way into her mouth and Dragon Dip let Spike's tongue take her's down. Spike then pulled back with his mouth holding Dragon Dip's tongue before letting go.

"Ooh, that was so kinky." Complimented Dragon Dip. "So, ever heard of the 69 position?"

"I look at a lot of porn, of course I know that."

"Good, now lay down and I'll get on top."

Spike was flat on his back with Dragon Dip's wet pussy dripping it's juices on his face. Dragon Dip had Spike's 2 dicks in her face.

"(2, 7.8 Inch dicks? Tough luck Rarity!)" She thought before she brought her pussy down for Spike to lick it and brought her head down to take both dicks into her mouth. Spike used his thin tongue and licked around the entrance of her pussy.

"Wow, you really do taste like honey."

"Thanks, no-one's ever said that before since they guys I've had before you skipped licking me down there."

"Hmph, they don't know what they're missing."

Spike and Dragon Dip returned to pleasuring each other's privates. Spike then stuck his tongue inside, Dragon Dip then moaned as Spike then grabbed her butt. Dragon Dip & Spike moved faster with their mouths.

"(Here it comes)" They thought in unison.

Spike then found his face covered in Dragon Dip's sacred honey.

"What the? Why'd you stop sucking? I didn't come yet."

"Because, I want to end foreplay with a little...foot play, if you don't mind." She offered.

"My 1st foot job huh? Why not."

Spike then Sat up on his bed as Dragon Dip got off of him and then had one of Spike's dicks in between her toes.

"What about the other one?"

"That's going in my vagina after."

"Ah, okay."

Spike then moaned as Dragon Dip started moving her feet up and down, stroking one of his dicks.

"I'm gonna cum Dragon Dip!"

"Do it Spike!"

Dragon Dip then aimed the dick at her face before Spike shot his seed out, covering her face in it.

"Alright Spike...guess it's time to make some dragon eggs."

"You know it is."

Dragon Dip then laid down on her back as Spike lined up the dick that hadn't cum yet with her pussy. Spike then stuck it in her!

"Ah! Yes!" She moaned.

"Aw-man, it feels so warm inside you!"

"Duh, I'm a dragon."

"Don't be cute, because remember what I said, I'm gonna go wild for what you did last night!"

Spike then ferociously thrust into her womb as he also groped her breasts! Dragon Dip then gripped the edges of the bed as Spike slammed his dick into her like a beast!

"Ow! It's starting to hurt now!"

"Yeah, take it!"

Spike then came inside Dragon Dip! She moaned from the seed Spike had planted into her. Spike then got off Dragon Dip.

"Phew, that was good, now I'm gonna go to the bathroom and take a piss..." Then Spike felt a hand tightly grip his wrist.

"Spike...I've never gotten mad at you before...but look at the state my vagina is in because of you...it fucking hurts!" She then looked at him with red eyes.

"Uh..."

"We aint done!"

That's when she pulled Spike under the blanket!

"AAAAAAAAH!!!" Spike screamed, the sound reverberating around the castle and outside to Ponyville with ponies so horny that they're fucking in publ...wait, is Fluttershy getting gang banged by Big Mac, Discord, Troubleshoes Clyde, Iron Will and Angel? N-never mind.

Spike had found himself getting dominated by Dragon Dip. Spike found himself in the cowgirl position with his hands held down!

"You're gonna get milked dry for what you did!"

"Ah! I'm sorry Dragon Dip!"

"Sorry aint gonna cut it!" She said before Spike came in her again!

Next Spike found himself banging Dragon Dip in the doggy style!

"Come-on you jerk! Gimme all of it!"

Spike then came in her again! They fucked for hours until 10:00 PM, where Spike and Dragon Dip were panting in the cum stained bed.

"I'm....sorry about yelling at you last night, and sorry about hurting your pussy this morning." Spike apologized.

"Aww, you're so sweet Spike!" She then gave Spike a big kiss on the cheek.

"Spiiiiike, I'm home with the ice cream." Said Twilight.

"Sweet! Let's go get chocolate wasted!" Spike said before they ran out of the room.

"Aaaaaaah!" *Crash!*

"Okay, by the looks of things, we're having trouble getting rid of the Bologna Man, uh...I'm sure the problem shall be resolved in the next chapter...

Meanwhile...

The heroes of the side story were all on the train until...*BOOM!* The train cart's walls, seats and ceilings were all blown away!

"What the?!" I gasped.

That's when 4 silhouettes appeared.

"Who are these guys?" Gasped Danville Bengal.

"We're minions of Xutaga, who intend to stop all of you from getting to Manehattan!"Said Lanceblazer17.

"Lanceblazer17? What are you doing? You're on the wrong side!" Said Omnifox.

"No Omnifox, he's being mind controlled!" I told them.

"Guess after we're done with these 3 other guys, we'll have to find a way to free Lance from his mind control!" Said Deezutra. "Honey, you know how to do that right?"

"Of course." Replied Xerena.