Pimp Spike's Swag the 6th Volume.

"Lavender, you're such a foolish girl." Said Crystal Clarity.

"What?"

"Oh please, showing off and flirting with these handsome & strong stallions in this revealing swimsuit is nothing."

"What? B-but aren't you the angry tsundere type?"

"That's only with Prism Bolt." Then she rubbed up against a guard. "These stallions are surely more mature than him, hmhmhm..."

"Uh...Claire, the next ship if you'd please?"

"Oh, next is an OC, her name is Bundle Joy."

"Bundle Joy?"

"She's a earth pony broodmare, she has a pink and blue(the shade, new born's blankets are) mane in a bun, her tail is the same color, but not in a bun, she has purple eyes, her coat...I think is a pale purple...this shade I think:

And then her cutiemark is...an oven with a bun in it."

"*Snicker* A bun in the oven?"

"Yep, and as it turns out, she boasts a 100% pregnancy rate with no miscarriages, at least this profile says so: https://derpiboo.ru/352558?scope=scpe5d5ea6703f7895e9eab77f2459211b063eed973a

"Wait, didn't Trahzo comment that he planned to have 8 moms? Isn't this like a 9th one?"

"Oh, Trahzo will not count Bundle Joy since it's her job."

"Okay, you may now begin."

"Oh, hey big boy, want to be Spike's son-in-law?"

"C-Claire! The game's over!"

"Who said anything about me playing a game?"

"Uh...j-just begin now!"

We find ourselves in the Ponyville Hospital!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Shrieked a very upset Spike.

"Now Mr.the Dragon, calm down!"

"S-sorry, it's just that..." Spike then began sobbing.

"Don't worry Spike, we can always adopt." His wife, Rarity said to comfort him.

"I am sorry Spike, but as it turns out, Rarity is infertile! No magic can fix it!"

"Grrr..."

"Now Spike, don't get angry at the doctor."

"You're right Rarity...thanks doctor."

"You're welcome, now have a nice day."

Then as they walked down the hall.

"Rarity, I can't believe this."

"As I said darling, we can always adopt."

"Yeah but...I want a crossbreed child with my DNA, to prove I'm not a virgin when they see me!"

"Oh yes, with your kind of goofy personality, you could really use a child to prove you've done it, but is that the only reason?"

"No, I want to teach my half-dragon kid what life is like for ponies and dragons so he or she could share their knowledge and hopefully bring dragons & ponies closer together you know?"

"I see how helpful that would actually be, oh, how I wish we had a beacon of hope!"

"Excuse me you 2!" A mare called to them from the maternity ward.

They turned to see her.

"I'm Bundle Joy & I just could help but hear you 2 looking for someone to carry a baby with his genetics?"She said to them.

"Uh..."

"Well look no further! Sure I have not gotten in bed with a dragon before, but I have given birth to a lot of babies! Like that one!" She then pointed to a married couple. "That one!" Then she pointed to another baby with a married couple. "I even just came out after birthing another baby!"

Spike & Rarity's jaws dropped.

"So what do you say?"

"Well, I can't argue with how good you are with your craft, Spike, shall we take this opportunity?"

"Yes! Bundle Joy, do we go to your place or ours?"

"I'd like to see your place."

"Lovely, do you have anything planned later?"

"Besides baking some bread rolls, no, why?"

"Would it be okay if you'd like to stay with us for today & tonight?"

"Okay, I'll just go get my baking supplies from my home and I'll be at your place later, where do you 2 live?"

"Carousel Boutique."

"Okay."

"Want help getting your baking supplies?"

"Oh, that'd be nice."

So all 3 went to Bundle Joy's house so they could get her baking supplies so she wouldn't get bored while spending the day at Carousel Boutique as she prepared herself for tonight.

Later that night...

"Aw-man, those bread rolls are so good."

"Thanks Spike, I..."

"Ahem, it's time." Rarity interrupted.

"Oh, uh...mare's 1st?"

"What a gentleman, Rarity, don't lose this guy, okay?"

"Never dreamed of it." Then as Rarity watched Bundle Joy take her husband to their bedroom, Rarity went to Sweetie Belle's guest room.

"Rarity?"

"Mind if I 'hang out' with you and your friends for a few hours?"

"No problem, we were just about to watch a bad movie and riff on it."

"Ooh, that sounds fun."

Meanwhile in Rarity & Spike's bedroom, Bundle Joy was just getting Spike's dick hard with a hoof job.

"Yeah...keep at it..."

"Now Spike, keep in mind, I only intend to have a baby, I'm only making sure you're at your hardest."

That's when Spike's 2nd dick came out.

"Huh, guess I finally get to see what anal feels like and what 2 dicks feel like inside of me, what a night" Bundle Joy commented. "alright Spike,I think we've done enough foreplay." Then Bundle Joy got on the bed and presented her backside."Ready Spike?"

"Yes..."

Spike then put his hands one around her belly as his dicks rubbed against her holes. Spike then pushed inwards as she moaned from feeling the bumps on the side of Spike's reptilian dick hit her vaginal walls and the inside of her flank.

"Whoa...that's different from what I expected, guess you dragons are different from stallions."

"Yeah, which is why I'm gonna ride you like there's no tomorrow Bundle Joy." Spike said before thrusting passionately intk Bundle Joy! "For my wife Rarity!" Spike's dick assaulted her womb! Bundle Joy then felt a hand on her cheek.

"What are you doing?"

"I want to thank you for doing this." Spike then pressed his lips against Bundle Joy's and then stuck his tongue in!

Bundle Joy broke from the kiss. "You're welcome, I'm always happy to help, mainly because I hate having an empty womb!"

"That made my boner harder!" Spike then thrusted harder into Bundle Joy, making her bite into the bed sheets as she moaned from the pleasure!

"Spike...I think I'm going to cum."

"Hold it in, I want to pump as much semen as I can into you!" Spike then spanked Bundle Joy's flank!

"*moan!* Spike, I don't know how longer I can hold out!"

"Don't worry, I'm feeling it too!" Spike replied as his dick twitched inside of her!

"I'm cumming!" Both shouted!

Spike's warm dragon spunk shot into Bundle Joy's womb, furiously racing to the eggs!

Meanwhile at the CMC slumber party in Sweetie Belle's room.

"Hahahahaha..." Then they hear Spike & Bundle Joy shouting.

"Ooh my, that must mean they're done, good night girls."

"Good night Rarity." All 3 said to her as she left the room.

That's when Rumble, Button Mash and Snails came out from under the bed.

"Alright girls, ready for the orgy?"

Now back to Spike and Bundle Joy who were panting next to eachother.

"Thanks for helping us."

"You're welcome, always ready to help a married couple who want kids."

Then Rarity comes in.

"Well, now that your fun is over, Spike darling, mind getting into the middle of the bed so I may sleep? I have a lot of dresses to be made tomorrow."

Spike moved so he was inbetween his wife and the broodmare before they all just went to sleep.

9 months later, Bundle Joy gave birth to 2 girls, the 1st one was named ******* ******* while the 2nd was named ********. Bundle Joy then handed them over to Spike & Rarity.

Later, when Bundle Joy left the hospital.

"Well, now that I'm done with those clients, who's the next to require me 'services?'" She said to herself, before bumping into Ms.Cheerilee & Big Mac.

"Wait, what were the censored names?" asked Crystal Clarity

"(Wait...oh my, why would you make such a mean joke about us Trahzo?)"

"Well, since we'll never figure it out, next chapter."