Pimp Spike's Swag the 6th Volume.

"Next is Coloratura."

"Eeeeeeeee!" Lavender Fangirled. "The Countess or the Regular?"

"Regular."

"Eeeeee! Begin the chapter."

"(What is wrong with her?)"

Spike had his head down on a wooden picnic table.

"What's wrong little fella?" Applejack asked.

"It's just that...after Rarity rejected me, I've been getting rejections left and right."

"Don't lose hope Spike, you're sure to find somepony."

"I hope you're right."

"I know I'm right."

Later that night, Applejack came home to recieve a letter.

"Thanks Big Mac." Then she closed her bedroom door and read it.

"Dear AJ

I'll be coming to Ponyville for a visit while I'm on a week long vacation. Do you know any cute guys? I actually want a boyfriend if you don't mind.

Thanks, Coloratura."

"Wow, what a crazy coincidence." Applejack said to herself. "Hmm...settin' them up seems risky...but what the hay! I shall play cupid and set 'em up." She concluded. "And now, the sleeping rock Pinkie got me for Heartswarming!" Then she picked up the rock & dropped it on her head, knocking her out!

The next morning...

"Applejack, where are we going?"

"Be patient boy & no removing that blindfold, you git me?"

"Fine, but if this is a prank, consider your mane gone!"

"Try it & I'll stomp you like how Mulan's horse stomped Mushu!"

Meanwhile, Coloratura was patiently waiting as she at a table, under the gazebo. Then she saw them.

"(Is this my date? Was Aj kidding?)"

"Alright Spike, sit on this seat and wait until I tell you to remove the blindfold."

"Whatever you say demandy hooves!" Spike said in a sarcastic tone.

Applejack then pulled Coloratura in for a whisper.

"Look, I know you said stallion, but come-on, he's been hearing the word 'no' ever since his crush said it to him." She whispered.

"Applejack, I'm not so picky anymore but I'm still particularly picky when it comes to dating guys!" She replied.

"Come-on Rara, if ponies see him datin' a celebrity, like yourself, other mares will get jealous and would want to ask him out! Just this one date, okay? After that, he'll be flooded with enough mare orgasms to choke Glen Quagmire!"

"Fine, but please don't push the boundaries of our friendship like that again!"

"Trust me, Spike's a sweet little feller, he wont disappoint."

"I hope you're right AJ."

"Of course I'm right Rara, I am after all, the mare who represents honesty, now let's not keep him waiting."

Then they returned to the table.

"Spike, take off the blindfold so you can meet your date for the afternoon."

Spike then pulled the thing off of his head. Spike was silent, all he could do was twitch!

"I know, you're at a loss for wo..."

"Applejack...did you just set me up on a date with Countess Coloratura or am I dreaming?"

Then Aj smacked him!

"Okay, guess I'm not dreaming. (I'm gonna hit you back very hard later for that!)"

"So Spike, I heard from Aj that you're a very nice guy."

"Yep, that's me, so far I'm the only nice dragon in Equestria."

"And you're definitely right on that, I mean seriously, in one of my last concerts, a full grown dragon tried to destroy the stage because I accidentally woke her babies up from their sleep, she could've just told me to keep it down, or let her kids jam to my live performance."

"So what happened after that?"

"Mare 2 Well (the 2nd Mare Do Well), appeared and used a soundproof spell on her cave."

"Aw, that was nice."

"Yes it was, so Spike, what do you do?"

"I help out Princess Twilight Sparkle with her daily routines & schedules. I also do all sorts of chores."

"All by yourself?"

"Yep, all by myself in that huge castle."

"Sounds like a 'big thing coming in a small package' kind of story."

"Oh yeah!" Spike then flexed his arms like a goof.

Coloratura, despite being on a fake date, giggled a bit from Spike's goofiness.

"(I...I made Countess Coloratura laugh...I'm so happy!)" He thought.

"(Gotta admit, he's kinda funny.)"

Then ponies passing by took notice.

"Is Spike on a date with fucking Coloratura?!" A mare whispered.

"How? How did after Spike got rejected by Rarity, a mare he never had a chance with, score a date with the most famous pony pop star ever?!" Whispered a jealous stallion.

"Now I feel bad about ever saying no to him." Whispered another mare.

Coloratura then heard ponies talking.

"(AJ's plan is working, but I wonder if I can make it better.)" Coloratura thought.

That's when Applejack put a pitcher down with 2 glasses.

"Wanna freshen-up with some apple juice guys?"

"Aj, don't you feel like a 3rd wheel?"

"Rara, I'm trying to help Spike."

"Fine, but next time, I'm gonna find you a date and I'll be the 3rd wheel!"

"Fine! Just don't ruin this, I am going to Spike's home to prepare a concert where you 2 shall do a duet on the piano, that should cement him having the swag that the mares want."

"(He plays piano? What a strange coincidence)Good."

"Uh...ladies?" Spike interjected.

"Whoops, sorry for ignoring yah Spike, uh...I gotta leave, you 2 can just finish the juice...later!" Then Applejack left.

Later, after having some refreshing cups of apple juice, Spike & Coloratura went for a walk.

"Look out for that puddle." Spike said as he laid face down on it. "Now you may cross."

"Uh Spike? I could just walk around."

"Oh, sorry, I used to do this whenever I'm helping my old crush out with stuff."

"Uh...(Really?) couldn't she just walk around the puddle as well?"

"Yes, but I tried really hard for her, only to not get her in the end."

"That's actually pretty sad Spike, now get out of the puddle please."

"Okay." Spike then got up.

Coloratura then saw mud on his chest, neck and leg area. She then looked around and saw a guy selling towels.

"Excuse me sir, mind giving us a towel?"

"F-for a celebrity, on the house!" Then he gave them a towel.

"Here Spike."

"(Oh-my-Zacherle! Countess Coloratura bought me a towel.)" Spike then wiped himself clean. "Thanks Coloratura, I'll cherish this towel every time I use it."

"You're welcome Spike."

"Spike's so lucky, he's not just on a date with a celebrity, but she also cares about his hygiene." A stallion whispered.

"Damn, if Spike can get a famous pony like her, then are we lower than him? Are we lower than the dragon we said no to?" Whispered a mare.

"(I feel so bad for Spike...maybe I...NO! What are you doing? This is to help AJ's friend get some mares, also, why am I falling for a kid?)"

"Hey Coloratura, want to go to a real fun place?"

"Depends if you're lying."

"When it comes to showing a mare, a good time, I never lie."

"Well Spike, lead the..."

Then Spike gently took her right front hoof.

"It'll be my pleasure you pretty pony."

Coloratura blushed from the compliment.

"(How much luck am I using up? I FUCKING MADE COUNTESS COLORATURA BLUSH!)" Spike thought victoriously.

"(And I thought princes were charming.)"

Later, they were at the fun place Spike told her about.

"A cave?"

"There's a hoof glider and an amazing updraft."

"Whoa...that does sound like fun."

"Yeah,we can take a few laps and fly like a pegasus!"

Coloratura smiled from the thought and then, after paying the guy at the booth, they flew around the cave, Spike & Coloratura soared like an eagle.

"Spike, I feel so alive!"

"That's what I like to hear!"

After a few more laps, they then left the cave.

"That was so fun Spike!"

"I know Coloratura, I'm so glad I got to fly with you."

"I'm so glad to be on this...date...(What the?)"

"Heeeeeey Spiiiike, Raaaaaaraaaaaa!" Applejack called. "Come-on, the final part of your date is at the Ponyville Theater."

"What's she talking about?"

"You'll see soon enough."

Later, Spike & Coloratura were backstage with a full house of ponies waiting.

"Whoa, what's going on here?"

"Applejack got this ready, so we can play a duet on piano."

Spike's jaw dropped.

"Applejack."

"You gonna thank me?"

"Yes, 100 Trillion times yes!"

"Alright, come-on Spike, time to end our date with a bang!"

Then they went to the front.

"Break a leg you 2." Applejack cheered.

Then once they were in the light, everyone cheered.

"Thank you everyone for coming here, this is...not just a exhibition, but I'm also here to conclude my date with Spike here."

They all aww'd, both in delight from his cuteness and jealousy because of his luck. Spike & Coloratura then sat at the piano, looked at the sheet music...

"Ready?"

"Oh yeah!"

Then they began playing the song.

"(Holy crap, he's syncing incredibly with me.)"

Spike & Coloratura were in perfect harmony, the crowd certainly showed their enthusiasm for the duet. Coloratura blushed as they continued. The crowd mumbled stuff such as..."Spike is so lucky." "Why didn't I say yes to him." "I'm gonna stop this! Coloratura is my waifu" Wait what? That's when a stallion jumped out of the crowd and tried to stop them from finishing, but then Spike hit him with a fire ball!

"Oof!"

Applejack then finished the guy off as she beat the tar out of him! Then, once the song was over, Spike & Coloratura stood in front of the crowd and bowed. They all cheered for them, but then they all lost it and cheered even more as soon as Coloratura gave Spike a kiss on the cheek.

"(I was kissed by a really famous pony...I can die happy now.)"

"Thank you everypony, goodnight."

Later backstage.

"That was incredible Rara, Spike is sure to get all the mares now!" Said Applejack.

"What does she mean?"

"Well Spike, you know how you said yesterday that you've been getting rejected left & right by mares after Rarity rejected you?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Well, I thought if ponies saw you on a date with a famous pony like Rara, the mares would regret saying no."

"So you set this up to help me get swag?"

"Don't get angry Spike, at 1st, I was a little mad at AJ because I wanted a stallion date, but decided leave out the stallion part. I agreed to go along with her plan, thinking I could just do a good deed for a friend of a friend...but as we spent the day together, I giggled at your antics at the gazebo, I felt bad for you during the puddle, and I had fun from both this and the cave."

"Do you mean to tell me that even though you were on a fake date, you...you actually fell for me?!"

Coloratura nodded.

"Huh, what an unexpected turn of events."

"So, wanna go on another date soon?"

"How does next Sunday sound? There's so much more of Ponyville you need to see!"

"Noted!" Then she kissed Spike's forehead. "Good night Spike." Then Coloratura exited the backstage.

"Aww, now isn't that ju *WHAM!!!*" Applejack got knocked out!

"That's for hitting me earlier!"

"Aww...it's over..."

"Yes, and it seems Trahzo is warning us, the hostesses about the next chapter."

"Huh?"

"Yes, though I don't know what he's got planned, guess we just have to be patient until the reader moves on to the next chapter."