Pimp Spike's Swag the 6th Volume.
Ch.20: Sister Stories: Ponymon Sun & Moon Version.
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"Ponymon Sun & Moon? Really? Well, the confirmation of the games came at a great time for the pun, this time we got another pair of sisters this time."
"Yes, we have Sunshine Smiles & Moonlight Raven both are from Canterlot Boutique!"
"Moonlight Raven is the one with dark blue mane & tail, the...brilliant amber eyes? Huh, I was gonna say Xehanort eyes, nevermind. Finally she has a light cornflower bluish gray coat...wow that is a mouthful. Her cutiemark is of a purple heart and four outward-facing crescent moons. She has a flat voice and felt like a princess when she wore the 'Over the Moon' dress." Crystal Clarity explained.
"Then there's Sunshine Smiles! Her eyes are moderate lime green...guess she has some mouthfuls as well. Her mane and tail are light brilliant and very pale yellow. Finally her coat is Pale, light greyish cerise. Her cutiemark is an exploding star. She has an excitable voice and she felt like a princess in the "Tripping the Light" dress." Explained Lavender.
"These 2 are like night & day, kinda like Princess Celestia & Princess Luna, they even kinda resemble the 2...I wonder, did Celestia find a new personal student now that Twilight is teaching ponies about friendship, I mean, just look at Twilight, she now has a student in Starlight Glimmer, now that student became master, it's kinda time for it right?" The cameraman asked the reader.
"It's all a mystery isn't it? Just go back behind the camera and begin the chapter."
"You sure?" Asked Rainbow Dash.
"Yeah, tomorrow I'm gonna stay up a whole 24 hours and if I win, you have to wear the prettiest of dresses Rarity gives you for a day!"
"Hah, and if I win, you'll be my butler for a day!" Rainbow said in confidence.
Then they shook arm & leg in agreement! Spike woke at 12PM, to begin his battle!
12PM
"Since Twilight will be awake at 8AM, I'll just go on a journey in the middle of the night...better pack some bits with me just in case I want a snack." He mischievously whispered as he tiptoed through the halls and out into the night. "Aw-man, Luna's moon looks so nice out tonight."
"Doesn't it?" Asked a unicorn who was standing right next to him.
"Ah!" Then Spike took a good look at her. "Whoa...1st off, who are you, 2nd, you're very pretty!"
She blushed from that. "Thank you, the name's Moonlight Raven, I like being out at night to worship Princess Luna & her night."
"I see, I'm just trying to stay-up for a whole 24 hours and win a bet."
"Sounds pretty cool, feel like hanging out & seeing what happens at night?"
"Sure, why not?"
"Great, come with me."
"(With a voice this flat, she'd be BFF's with Maud.)"
Spike & Moonlight Raven walked through Ponyville at night, seeing all of the sights that open at night.
"Whoa...look at all of the stuff to do at night!"
"I know, isn't it rad?"
"Yeah it is Moonlight....I dunno what I wanna do!"
"Well, what about we go to that place?"
"Madame Pinkie? But I've been here before."
"Oh-no, during the night, Madame Pinkie Pie's powers are much stringer at night."
"Hmm...well, if you say so."
Then they entered the tent.
"Hey Spike! Hello Moonlight Raven, I saw you come in with my spiritual 3rd eye."
"You did?"
"Yep...also are you sure a little guy like you can beat Rainbow Dash's bet?"
"Of course I can!"
"I'm still worried you wont win, but why don't we see if you will with my seeing of the future powers!"
That's when all the lights except the crystal ball dimmed! The entire tent shook!
"Whoa! What the?!"
"Hmm...I see you winning something in the future..."
"Is it the bet with Rainbow Dash?"
"Not sure, but it says you'll win something!"
"Aw, come-on, what is it?"
"Can't say for certain, but you'll win something much better than the bet!"
"Something much better?"
"Yes, but I cannot tell you! Go for now!"
Then Spike & Moonlight were thrown out with Spike falling on top of Moonlight, and they ended up touching lips.
"Whoa!" Spike got off of her from being so up close.
"Well, there goes my 1st kiss."
"Sorry about that Moonlight Raven, I couldn't control where I was being thrown. Also, if it makes you feel better, it was my 1st kiss as well."
"That's okay Spike, I liked the feeling of your reptile lips on my pony lips."
Spike then felt a sweat of nervousness.
"W-well...uh...why don't we see what else the night has to offer?"
"Okay." Moonlight Raven was then following very close.
"(Aw-man, well there goes my 1st kiss with Rarity like how I imagined in my dreams & daydreams...)"
"(That felt very nice...I wonder if my sister will like him too.)"
4:35 AM
Spike & Moonlight Raven then went to a nightclub.
"Wow, I can't believe they let you in...do you know that crystal stallion?"
"He's most likely one of the many crystal ponies I heroically saved from danger...twice!"
"Wow, I had no idea I was clubbing with a hero!"
"Yeah, I have a pretty cool portfolio."
"Really?"
"Yep, I'm the Crystal Empire's Hero, was the narrator for a Hearthswarming Play a few years back, directed my own play where a bunny dressed as Celestia who banished a cat dressed as Nightmare Moon to the moon, I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle's number one assistant, I had a pet phoenix chick for a few days, I'm a great chef Twilight approved heheheh and I'm fluent in piano.
"You're pretty cool for a little guy."
"Thanks, no pony besides my close friends & the Crystal Empire show me some respect."
"That's harsh, if only the rest of Equestria knew how good you were, you know?"
"Yeah..."
"Hey, don't frown here, It's party time."
"Heh, you're right, enough moping, time to mop the floor with my dancing!"
"Glad to hear that!"
So they danced for a while as music raved and lights flashed.
5:40 AM
"It's gonna be day time at 6AM, after that, I'm heading home."
"Why?"
"So I can sleep & stay up all night again."
"Aw, do you really have to be so nocturnal?"
"Yes Spike, when it's night, I feel so happy feeling the cool air."
"Aw, that's disappointing."
"Not so much for me, I enjoyed your company, now I should really go home, but don't be sad, I have a sister who fully embraces the daytime."
"Really?"
"Yes, you'll know what she looks like as soon as you see her." Then she kissed Spike on the cheek before leaving.
"(Man, I think I really flipped a switch after that accidental kiss...oh yeah, I better head home, make Twilight's breakfast, do my chores & then head out again.)"
7:57 AM
Spike had finished chores and said bye to Twilight for she left for a meeting with the other princesses.
"Yeah...that's some nice sun to take in."
"I know! Oh my gosh, isn't it sooooo warm & bright?" Said a cheerful mare who popped out of nowhere & into Spike's line of sight!
"Ah! Where did you come from?"
"I'm Sunshine Smiles! My twin sister Moonlight Raven told me all about some cute dragon who stole her 1st kiss, was that you? Are you Spike? Huh, huh, huh?" She said in such a cheerful manner.
"(Okay, so Moonlight & Sunshine are like Pinkie & Maud...by Celestia is this mare just as hot as her sister.)" Spike thought. "Y-yeah, but that was an accid..."
"Don't worry about that, she said you were a pretty cool guy."
"Really?"
"Really, but...when me & my sis aren't doing our own thing, we're doing things together and..."
"Uh, and what?"
Sunshine Smiles was licking her lips.
"You kissed her, we have to kiss as well little guy."
"Are you sure I'm your type?"
"Well, why don't we hang out in some places, see if we're a good match."
"Why not, know any good places? I'm kinda just wandering around the place."
"Oooooooh! I know this totes amazing clearing in the Everfree Forest!"
"What?!"
Then she grabbed Spike. "Let's go!"
"Waaaaaait!"
That's when they began running through the forest and then they were being chased by goblins riding boars!
"What in the..."
Then Sunshine Smiles unleashed light magic, making them run away!
"Phew! That was a close one!"
And then feral ponies appeared and started to neigh like actual horses!
"Aaaah!"
Then Sunshine Smiles blasted light lasers at them all! Knocking them all out!
"Nice job, but why are there FERAL CARNIVOROUS PONIES here in the forest?!"
"Don't worry, that's the only tribe here in this forest and there's only that 12."
"ONLY in THIS FOREST?!"
"Yeah, there are many more feral tribes in all of Equestria's forests."
"Thanks for letting me know, I'll have the princesses take care of ALL of these cannibals!"
"Cool!"
9AM
They then made it to a clearing.
"We're here Spike!"
They had a hill right infront of them. Spike & Sunshine walked up the hill and then...a bright warm light and a great view of Apple Loosa over the horizon and the train tracks that led to there.
"Wow...that is some view Sunshine...and I love the feel of the sun's light here!" Spike then sat down.
"Yeah, just absorb all those relaxing rays Spike." Then Sunshine Smiles sat down with him. They stared at Apple Loosa as they watch an obvious party hosted by Cheese Sandwhich.
"Huh, seems Cheese Sandwich has had another hit."
"I wish me and Moonlight Raven could one day have a party like that."
"Yeah, I wish I could too."
"And we'd totally invite you!" Then she put her hoof on Spike's hand.
"Uh...I'd invite you 2 as well..." Spike tried to inch away but was then pulled into a hug with her magic.
"You're a sweetheart."
"Heh heh..."
Spike was then face to face with her shining smile, then a buffalo landed next to them!
"Whoa, wild party!"
"Yep, now let's send this guy back!" Then Sunshine Smiles used her magic to launch the buffalo back to Apple Loosa!
Meanwhile...
*Crash!*
"Whoa...he was conveniently shot back!"
Then the crowds cheered!
"Now, who wants to do the Congaline covered in cookie dough through a sprinkles shower?" Cheese Sandwich asked.
Now back to Spike who found himself in another hug.
"So Spike, does this setting seem about right?"
"I suppose...you're fun and free spirited like this other pony I know."
"Aw, thanks Spike."
She then kissed Spike on the lips, making him blush. That's when their bellies growled.
"Huh, we better be going...it must be lunch time."
"Yeah...it seems to be almost 11AM, let's go get something to eat before it's 12."
They then made the trip back.
12:35 AM
Spike invited Sunshine Smiles & Moonlight Raven to the castle for lunch.
"It's very awesome to meet you Princess Twilight Sparkle!"
"Yeah, we really enjoyed your lecture on the simultaneous cutiemarking, do those 3 fillies really live here in Ponyville?"
"Thank you, It's nice to meet students of Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, especially if they resemble Princesses Celestia & Luna."
"We do?!"
"I never noticed."
"Really Twilight? I was thinking Pinkie Pie & Maud Pie because of their personalites."
"Who's Maud?"
"Oh, just a (very expressionlexs) friend of ours." Twilight told them. "Also, I'm very impressed how you girls have been helping Spike win this bet with Rainbow Dash."
"Yeah, just 12 more hours and she has to dress in style!"
That's when Rarity & Sassy Saddles appeared.
"I'm going to have her advertise my dresses, but only if Spikey-Wikey emerges victorious."
"A Wonderbolt Reserve, advertising will be a big hit!"
"Good luck!" Then Rarity & Sassy Saddles disappeared.
"H-how did those 2 just vanish out of thin air?" Spike asked.
"Easy, a light bending spell for invisibility." Said Sunshine Smiles.
"And a shadow disperse spell, so no-pony can spot them." Added Moonlight Raven.
"Whoa..."
"Indeed Spike, I can see you 2 have been studying." Then Twilight notices that her plate is empty. "Well, I gotta go, it was nice meeting you girls. I'm gonna go see what Pinkie & Rainbow Dash are doing." Then she strated walking towards the door.
That's when Spike yawned.
"Uh-oh..."
That's when Rainbow Dash entered the room and ran over Twilight to Spike.
"Was that a yawn? Getting tired kid? Need a nap?"
"No! I don't care what Madame Pinkie said, I am not losing the bet!"
"Ha! Everyone knows I'm gonna..." Then Rainbow Dash was smacked by Twilight! "Ow! What was that for?"
"You ran me over you jerk! we're as tall as the average mare, yet you decided not to use your eyes and instead use your ego to see!" Then Twilight's hor started glowing!
"Oh, you want to fight?! Bring it on bitch!"
"We better go..." Spike suggested.
The twins agreed and ran out as a battle between Rainbow and Twilight ensued!
4:10PM
"I'm really enjoying hanging out with you girls."
"Thanks...unfortunately I must leave at 8PM...because that's when it's night time...bummer!"
"That's okay, I'll just walk you home at 8:00 and then I'll go meet up with Moonlight till 12PM."
"You sure?"
"As sure as Gergingha's Chi-Q Marble Buster being a straight-up dick laser!"
Sunshine snickered from that reference.
"So come-on, let's go find a place to hang out until then." Spike said to her.
Sunshine Smiles then followed Spike to Sugarcube Corner where they ordered 2 dozen cupcakes to see who could eat them all faster.
"Alright, 2 dozen cupcakes for the both of us..."
"Ready...."
"Go!"
They then stuffed their faces very quickly!
"I win!" They both said with full mouths before swallowing.
"I guess we both won."
"Yeah, but it was still awesome eating all those cupcakes!"
"Hahah, yeah."
Then Sunshine Smiles noticed some frosting on Spike's face.
"Hey Spike, you got some frosting on yah."
"Where?"
Then she licked his face!
"Got it!"
Spike's jaw dropped.
"Like how I kissed you after Moonlight did. She's gonna lick your face after I did."
"Twins...your type is very interesting as to how your minds function." He said as he saw Pound & Pumpkin playing with Pinkie, but then sneezed at the same time.
"Eew!" Pinkie then ran to the bathroom.
8:00PM
Spike had just walked Sunshine Smiles home.
"Hey sis, I licked Spike's face."
Moonlight Raven the caught Spike with her magic and did the same!
"Dammit...maybe there's something you 2 can do at the same time that doesn't include my face?"
They then looked at each other.
"Yeah, we haven't really been doing things together lately." Theu said in unison.
"Uh...maybe not talk at the same time..."
"Sure."
"Sorry."
"There, so what do you want to do together?"
After a good look at each other, then one at Spike...they then grabbed him with thier magic.
"What the?"
Then they took him to their room!
11:30PM Yeah, 3 and a half hours of sex.
Rainbow Dash then barged in!
"Aha! You fell aslee..." Then she saw Spike, Moonlight and Sunshine all covered in sweat. "On 2nd thought I'll tell you tomorrow."
Yep, Madame Pinkie's predilection...oops, I mean prediction was true! He didn't win the bet, but it was something else, and that something else turned out to be twin virginities!
"I liked the parts with Sunshine." Said Lavender.
"I prefered the parts with Moonlight." Said Crystal Clarity.
Meanwhile...
Veetrix and Mallie stood side-by-side with guns at the ready! Blood Brandy, Geoice, Brony Kaiju Soldier and DanvilleBengal were standing by, ready for the fight with the next opponent!
"You aint gonna beat me! I am R.A.Sh!" The robot said to them.
"Your lame name sounds like a ripoff of S.C.Ar.L, one of the writers in the opening credits to Titanic the Legend goes on!" Veetrix taunted!
"Bleck! You saw that animated piece of crap?" Said DanvilleBengal.
"Shut it new guy, I saw Jontron's review of it!"
"Okay, I have respect for you again."
"Enough! I have a tight schedule, my niece has a violin recital and I need to pick-up my dog from the groomers!"
"You'll never get the chance to do those personal life things!"Mallie said in a heroic tone!
Author's Note
Sorry it took a while with this chapter, I was lazy & bored a lot.
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