Pimp Spike's Swag the 6th Volume.

"Nex is...Cirrus Cloud, an IDW pegasus from Friends Forever Fluttershy & Rainbow Dash."

"What's she like?"

"Cirrus Cloud used to be a bully to Fluttershy back in Junior Speedster Flight Camp, but she's the type who wants to apologize after all those years."

"Did she?"

"Yes, and then she & Fluttershy became friends during the Flight Camp Reunion."

"Aww, that's sweet, so what does she look like?"

"Her c..." Then a water balloon was thrown in Crystal Clarity's face. "*Hisssss!* Prism Booooolt!"

Then Crystal Clarity pounded the stuffing out of Prism Bolt.

"(So....scary!)" Lavender was trembling in fear from seeing Claire burn, slash and bite Prism Bolt.

After a few more minutes of mutilation.

"Now...are you sorry for that?"

"Y...yes...I'm s...sorry Claire."

"Good boy!" Then she came back. "Sorry you had to see that Lavender, but I simply just can't control my inherited dragon rage sometimes, anyways...Cirrus Cloud's coat is...well I can't tell what shade that is. Her mane is blue & green with black tips. She has a short green tail with black tips. She has black eyes. She has blue wings with black tips. A nose ring on her right nostril, 3 earrings in her left ear, black paint around her eyes, she has spiky bands & choker, and her cutie mark is 2 blue lightning bolts crossing."

"Is Trahzo sure he wants to ship dad with a gothic pony?"

Then a letter appeared.

"Shut-up! Goths & Emos are cool!" The letter said.

"Well, guess that settles it, begin the chapter."

Spike, with his new wings were just enjoying a nice flight!

"Finally! I'm like other dragons! I can flyyyy!" Then he was hit by a bomb that exploded upon impact! "Whaaaaaaat theeeee fuuuuuuuck!"

"Oops! Sorry Spike! I was playing explosive Croquet!" Discord called out. "See Smooze, I told you not to swing that hard! You get the heat lamp penalty!"

"*Graaaaoooor!*"

"Yeah, think about what you've done as you evaporate!"

Spike then saw he was headed straight for a building!

"Oh boy...it's one of those days!" Spike said as he crashed inside someone's apartment.

Meanwhle inside the apartment...

"And in local news, a baby dragon can be seen flying through the sky, and towards an apartment building."

"Hey, that's my apartment buil..."

*Crash!*

"You gotta be kidding me!" The mare shouted in annoyance.

Spike got his head up. "Sorry, I was caught in some shenanigan by some friend of mine."

"Well, for whatever reason, you're cleaning up the mess you made! Don't worry about the wall, I'll fix that!" She demaded.

"*snap!* I'll get this whole place done in no time."

"Good, after that, I'll help you find your way back home."

"Thanks and who are you?"

"I'm Cirrus Cloud, you?"

"Spike."

"Well Spike, where do you live?"

"Ponyville."

"Whoa! You live in Ponyville? Do you know Fluttershy?"

"Heck yeah, she's one of my best friends."

"Awesome."

"So Cirrus, how does a cool looking gothic pony like you know a...uh...scaredy cat pony like Fluttershy?"

She smirked from being called cool looking "I bullied her in Junior Speedster Flight Camp, but I managed to make amends with her in the reunion."

"Aww." Spike sighed.

"So how do you know Fluttershy? I thought she was afraid of dragons."

"I was raised by ponies."

"Really? That's cool, so who's your foster parent?"

"Princess Twilight Sparkle."

"Get out, really?"

"Yeah, I can introduce you to her if you want?"

She then grabbed Spike, threw him out of the window, she jumped out after him and off they were to Ponyville. They soon made it to Fluttershy's Cottage.

"Huh, this place looks very calm, seems like the kind of place Fluttershy would live."

Spike then knocked on the door.

"Fluttershy, it's me Spike, can I come in?"

"Spike? Wait there! Big Mac, hide here until your boner is down okay?"

After hiding her sex friend, Fluttershy opened the door.

"H-hey there Spike..." Then her eyes darted towards Cirrus Cloud. "Cirrus Cloud?" She then smiled.

"Fluttershy!"

The 2 pegasi hugged.

"It's been a while since the reunion, how've you been?" Cirrus Cloud asked.

"I've been great! I even have a big handsome boyfriend!"

"You mean the stallion we heard you shove into the closet?"

"What are you talking about?" Fluttershy asked.

"Fluttershy, there was hard stomping on the wood floor, you think nopony couldn't have heard that?" Spike answered.

Fluttershy blushed.

"WellitwasnicetoseeyouagainBigMacneedsmyattentionnowbye!" She then slammed the door and locked it before she let out Big Mac, was flung to the couch and then made hard passionate love on it!

"It's always the quiet ones is right, sheesh." Cirrus Cloud told him.

"I know, wanna meet the princess now?"

"Do I? Let's go!"

So Spike & Cirrus went to the castle, but that's when Rarity spotted them as they passed by.

"Oh Spiiiiike!"

"Rarity?" Spike's eyes then went heart shaped. Cirrus noticed Spike's infatuation.

"Who that? Your girlfriend?"

"In my dreams she is."

"Ha..."

She then went over to them.

"Hello darling, who's this?"

"'Sup, I'm Cirrus Cloud."

"Well, good day to you Cirrus Cloud, what brings you here?"

"I just helped Spike here find his way home after he crashed into my apartment."

"Yeah...I owe Discord a knuckle sandwich."

"Well, thanks for helping Spikey-Wikey get back to Ponyville, but you may now leave. Spike, you're an hour late for helping me with my dresses."

"Hey, who says I'm going anywhere?" Cirrus Cloud said as she stepped up to Rarity.

"I do, I need Spike as my mobile pincushion."

"What? A pincushion?"

"Don't get your nose ring caught, my darling friend loves being my pincushion, don't you Prescious Scales?"

Spike then nodded.

"Don't nod at that Spike!"

"Why not?" Spike asked Cirrus.

"Indeed, he has thick scales, it's not like I'm hurting him or anything."

"Rarity, I don't know how obvious it is to you, but just looking at this kid, I can easily see his crush on you."

"We can easily see that too!" The passing by citizens added.

"What does that have anything to do with anything?" Then she turned her attention to Spike. "Spike, you need to check how sharp my scissors are to make sure they aren't dull as well by stabbing yourself with them!"

"What?!"

"As I said, he's not getting hurt."

"Yeah, but are you seriously letting this little guy do this for you sticks pins in him and ask him to stab himself? I don't care how hard his scales are, you're bullying him!"

"What? No I am not! Spike volunteered to help me make dresses, and I always gave him a proper reward for his helpfulness, why he's such a sweetheart that he gave me this fire ruby instead of having it for his birthday dinner."

"Did you guilt trip him? I'm only assuming."

"...A little."

"Aha!" Cirrus then turned her attention to Spike. "Spike, you're being bullied, I can tell since I've bullied ponies before."

"You've done it before?" Rarity questioned.

"Yeah, I bullied a pony when we were kids, but I grew up and said sorry to her at a camp reunion & she forgave me and now we're friends."

"Please, who'd forgive some world hating goth?"

"Fluttershy...infact, she was the pony she bullied." Spike interjected.

"Spike, that's because Fluttershy is too nice to..."

"Also, who said I hated the world huh?"

"Isn't that what you goths do? Hate such a happy world?"

"That's profiling bitch!"

"*Gasp!* How dare you?!" Rarity was then losing her calm face.

"Oh, you wanna go? Bring it on!"

"Fighting isn't really my thing, but me and my best friends took down a lot changelings when defending Canterlot."

"Hmph, if they were taken down by you, I bet it was because they're more of a bitch than you, because only a bitch would get knocked out, why don't we test that on you to see if you're a bitch?"

"I'll have you know, that you're the bitch here!" Rarity then punched Cirrus Cloud.

"Is that how hard you punch a changeling?"

"E-excu..." Rarity then got owned as Cirrus Cloud returned an even harder punch.

"Ra..."

"Don't worry Spike, I'll make sure she stops bullying you."

"Wow Cirrus Cloud, hadn't realized that...I was being bullied."

"Spike, what else has she done to you?"

"Well, she often has me dig for gems and take out her trash...and do all of her chores."

"Wow...is she really that lazy?"

"Yeah...I was even hoping she'd go for me after I saved the Crystal Empire twice...but no...I just did what she told me after that..."

"Wow Spike, you may need to stay away from Rarity for a few months."

"But she needs no distractions when making dresses...she even does all nighters."

"Well, does she pay you?"

"Well, she pays me with gems I can snack on...even though I can just get as many of those at home now because of the kind of money Twilight gets now that she's a princess...rendering Rarity's rewards useless..."

"See what I mean?"

"Yeah..."

"Now, let's go see Princess Twilight."

"Okay...you're a very cool gal Cirrus Cloud."

"Thanks Spike."

Later...

"Thank you Cirrus Cloud!" Twilight said as she shaked Cirrus's hoof. "I've been trying to talk Spike & Rarity into stopping for years!"

"You're welcome your magesty."

"Please, call me Twilight, you are a very good friend."

"Thanks, a cute little guy who works hard for somepony who doesn't show anymore praise than just a snack or compliments shouldn't get a mare like that. As for you Spike, uh...you may wanna wait a while before hearing an apology from Rarity."

"As long as it takes, I still think Rarity is a good friend, even if she isn't so considerate."

"Yeah, but I wanna make sure her apology isn't being something like a kiss or you 2 dating."

"How?"

Cirrus Cloud then took off the spiky bands around her front hooves and picked up Spike.

"Duh."

"Oh..."

Spike then braced for impact as their lips met. Then Discord appeared.

"Hey Spike, betcha forgive me now that I found you a girlfriend eh?"

Spike & Cirrus Cloud's response was a punch from both!

"Timbuuuuurr..." And like that, Discord was out like a light.

"Hmm...having a former bully, takeout a secret bully...is that poetic or am I incorrect?" Claire asked the reader.

"Aww...I loved how the goth chick helped dad."

"Me too, now on to the next chapter."