Pimp Spike's Swag the 6th Volume.

"Next is...huh?"

"What's wrong Claire?"

"It says here it's Posey vs. Flitterheart."

"Versus? Also, who's Flitterheart?"

"The mare who was possibly the pony in that painting Fluttershy owned in Scare Master and the pony people speculate to be her actual mother."

"So it's fan mom vs. possible mom?"

"Yep, says here, that they'll be fighting over something Spike said, deciding to whom the thing was about.."

"Ooh, that reminds me of the episode of Rosario+Vampire where Kurumu's mom and. Mizore's mom were fighting over who Tsukune would marry."

"Ha, Breast Missiles of Rage, I'm never gonna forget that."

"Me too, now let's see who wins this fight!"

An earth mare with a flower cuteimark who resembled Fluttershy was walking side-by-side with purple pegasus who had blue & dark purple mane, she had hearts for a cutiemark. One had Fluttershy's mane, while the other had her's in a bun, even though fanart of her, depicts her as a Fluttershy recolor.

"Well, it's a good thing we've finally stopped fighting over Fluttershy's custody Flitterheart."

"Yeah, it may be unknown who her true mother is, but we'll be there for her Posey."

"Exactly friend."

"Now, I wonder what we'll do for her dad."

"But she's an adult."

"No, I mean we haven't had a guy to go to bed with because we've been too busy fighting over Fluttershy."

"Oh yeah, that's something we've been needing."

"Exactly, but who?"

Then they heard a bunch of teens talking. They then followed the sound to be Spike and his friends having a discussion.

"I'm telling yah, the hottest milf is Cupcake!" Said Snips.

"Yeah, but she's nothing compared to Twilight Velvet." Rumble retorted.

"Dude, I thought we agreed, no Gmilfs." Spike spoke.

"Right, sorry, okay...Cupcake can't compare to Cloudy Quartz! Don't lie boys, you know she's hot!"

"You think they'll talk about us?" Posey whispered.

"Hope so, I'm probably hotter than you though." Flitterheart replied.

"Well, why don't we see?"

"Stormy Flare, hoofs down." Said Featherweight.

"For me, Twilight Sparkle." Said Snails.

"Wow, didn't know each other's moms were allowed." Spike joked.

"My choice for hottest milf is this very beautiful..."

"Button Mash, we know about your lust for your own mom!" All of the boys shot to him.

"Dammit, though I do wish Dandy Lion and Spoiled Rich would ride me too." Button Mash added.

"Who's Dandy Lion?" Spike asked.

"Oh, Dandy Lion would be Trixie's (IDW) mom."

"Aw-man, somepony who birthed a pony as sexy as Trixie has gotta be hotter."

"Yeah." The boys sighed.

"What about you Spike? Lemme guess? Cookie Crumbles?" Asked Lickety Split.

"Nah dude, she may be banging hot, I just gotta be out with it but....*inhale* Fluttershy's mom has got it going on!"

"Ha, ha, he said the title." Peter Griffin laughed as he watched them debate. "(Stupid kids, Lois is the hottest out there.)"

That's when he was punched in the face, by Ernie the Giant Chicken and then a society destorying death match began.

"Really Spike? Which one?"

"That's on a need to know basis and you guys don't need to know, goodbye, I gotta go now, I gotta go..."

"Okay, but this conversation is gonna continue tomorrow!" Snips called out.

"Sure thing."

Posey & Flitterheart sat there, surprised.

"He thinks I'm a hot milf!" Said Posey.

"No, he was clearly referring to me." Said Flitterheart.

"Wanna bet bitch?"

"Where're we fighting?"

"Ponyville Fountain."

"Alright, I'll see you there, and we'll settle it!"

"Agreed!"

Then off they went thier separate ways, but then Peter and Ernie fell on top of them, knocking them out, before Peter and Ernie got back up and resumed thier battle.

A hour later...

Both were at the fountain, armed to the teeth, sticking out like sore thumbs, everyone looking at 'em.

"So, ready to admit he said that I'm the one who's got it going on?"

"No! He said that about me!"

"Popcorn, soda...butt scratchers!"

"I'll have a butt scratcher!"

"A buttscratcher for me too!"

"Over here too, I'll have a buttscratcher!"

As everyone was asking for buttscratchers, Posey & Flitterheart stared in intense anger. That's when Posey pulled out a gun!

"Draw!"

Flitterheart then threw a bomb after she dodged Posey's shot! Posey avoided the bomb and then continued firing! Then Flitterheart pulled out a sword and began twirling it super fast, blocking the bullets! Posey ran out of bullets and began to reload, as Flitterheart charged, more & more buttscratchers were consistently sold! After reloading, Flitterheart tried to make the slice but was blocked by Posey's shield! Posey pushed Flitterheart back! Flitterheart then pulled out a bow & arrow, which then prompted her to use her wings for air combat! The 2 mares then shot at each other!

"Give up! I'm obviously the one Spike said who's got it going on! I mean, look at me, I'm a pegasus, I'm definitely the one Spike likes!"

"No! Despite me being an earth pony! I look like Fluttershy! So he said I'm the one who's got it going on!"

That's when they pulled out maces, pounding the spiky balls on each other! Making clanging sounds with each collision! That's when the balls fell off the sticks! Then they pulled out boxing gloves made of iron! Blocking & punching, trying to push each other back as the fight progressed! That's when...

"Aaaaah!" Peter & Ernie landed next to them! Peter got up, standing next to Flitterheart, meanwhile Ernie stood with Posey.

"Ha! Looks like I win!"

"What do you mean?"

"Everyone knows Peter wins these fights!"

"No, I'm obviously gonna win this because this chicken is getting help with these weapons I'm giving him!"

"I still got weapons too and Peter will happily accept them!"

"Yeah! Pony team-up!" Peter Griffon cheered before he was handed a bo-staff, while Ernie was given a pair of nunchucks! Then all 4 charged! Flitterheart caught Ernie's nunchuck and didn't let go as Peter made the smack! Posey then countered Peter as she slashed his staff in half with a knife and then Ernie drop kicked Flitterheart! Flitterheart fought back as she kicked Posey on the side and then Peter followed up with an elbow jab! Posey then pulled out a baseball bat and gave it to Ernie, Posey then took out her own weapon, a huge pair of hedge clippers! Flitterheart then gave Peter a taser, and then she pulled out a cattle-prod! Flitterheart ducked under the huge scissors as it cut off her bun, making her mane kinda resemble Fluttershy's if it were short! Peter then got Posey with then taser before Ernie hit him in the back with the bat! Flitterheart then got Ernie with the cattle prod! Posey made an attempt to cut off Flitterheart's head but Peter threw the taser and shocked Posey just in time for Flitterheart to escape the range of the hedge clippers then shock Poesy some more, but then Ernie punched Flitterheart and Posey followed up with a hard buck! Ernie tried to hit Peter in the head with the bat, but he caught it, and took the bat out of Ernie's wings, Peter then hit Ernie in the forehead, he fell as he grabbed his head! Peter then started stomping on Ernie, but that's when the ground gave way and the 2 fell into a cave & continued their own battle!

"Dammit, and I was so winning the fight!"

"Please, as if you were winning!"

Posey then threw seeds all over the ground!

"You know why we're called earth ponies?"

"Why?"

"We help the land grow it's plants!" Then Posey threw water balloons all over the seeds and the seeds grew rapidly! "We're natural masters of the nature element!" Posey explained as she stood on a plant monster!

"Oh yeah? Us pegasi and natural masters of the wind element!" Flitterheart shouted back as she grabbed clouds all over and created a tornado monster! Both creatures collided as the audience ran away to find a much safer place to watch!

"Hey, has anyone seen my buttscratcher?" Asked Carrot Cake.

"I got it right here." Said Cup Cake.

"Thanks honey bun, now let's scram before we get got!"

"So Posey? Ready to admit I'm the hotter milf?"

"Are you Flitterheart, ready to admit you're the inferior milf?"

"Bitch!"

"Bitch!"

That's when both monster exploded in a huge gust of wind and vines! After the explosion, we see Flitterheart & Posey so exhausted that they're now just lightly tapping each other, kinda like the final part of the Naruto vs. Sasuke final boss in Ultimate Ninja Storm 4. Spike then walked in, seeing the destruction and the 2 mares fighting.

"Whoa!" Spike exclaimed, gaining the attention of the mares.

"There he is! Spike!" They then limped towards him.

"Uh...yeah?"

"Which of us has got it going on?" Asked Posey.

"You both heard that?"

"Yes! We were just curious, and if you say me...I'll take you to bed!" Said Flitterheart.

"Say me, and I'll bed you instead of this whore!" Said Posey.

"You're the whore here!"

"Oh yeah?"

"STOP!!!" Spike shouted.

They seized their arguing, looking at him.

"The thing is, I think you're both very hot."

"What?!"

"Yeah, sorry for causing a huge brawl between you girls, please don't ever fight, you guys almost turned Ponyville in to a ghost town, fighting over Fluttershy's custody."

The 2 stared at each other, sad it was a tie.

"Wow, we really put a number on this place this time."

"Yeah, still can't believe he likes us both."

"Well, now that you've stopped fighting, I'm going home." Spike was then stopped.

"Where do you think you're going?"

"Huh?"

"We may have stopped fighting over who you thought had it going on, but we were looking for a guy before our battle, and I think we may want you."

Spike blushed.

"Whoa...getting to bang milfs, wont my friends be jealous." Spike said with a smile.

"Though...which one of us will be the alpha female?" Asked Flitterheart.

"I'm sorry, what?"

"Hmm...I guess that depends on who's the better lover." Posey suggested.

"Uh..." Spike then slowly stepped back before both grabbed him!

"Don't drag me into your FEUDS!"

Alas, poor Spike, for his...oh wait, dragons have 2 dicks...which means he'll be getting hit with double the pain as both mare tried to one up the other, leaving Spike in the middle of their new, arguably non-violent war, for dominance.

"Whoa, Trahzo must've had a fighting mood, that was awesome!"

"That was a very action based chapter to say the least...also what was with the Family Guy crossover on the side?"

"Who knows, I just know, that the next chapter is gonna feature a certain IDW character everyone got angry at."

"Well, I'll just have to see it to believe it, once the reader gets to the next chapter."