Pimp Spike's Swag the 6th Volume.

"Next is...wow...really? Her?"

"What's wrong?" Asked the Cameraman.

"Wow Lavender, you were right, this is one that a lot got angry at, me included."

"This time, it's Radiant Hope, this IDW crystal pony almost caused the destruction of the Crystal Empire just because she saw good in King Sombra, but she realized her mistakes after being tricked by some true evil called the Umbrum, they look scary bu WTF? They can be killed by looking fabulous!"

"And then, after so much bullshit battles, Sombra reformed and then Radiant Hope and Sombra decided to travel the world in search of the pieces of Princess Amore that Sombra scattered to the wind!"

"Good thing the comic books are non-canon to the show."

"Yep."

"As for her design, she's a crystal unicorn, grayish heliotrope coat, pale light grayish artic blue mane and tail, and moderate artic blue eyes. She was last seen in a black cloak after she & Sombra ran off to find and restore Princess Amore."

"What about her cutiemark?"

"It's a golden caduceus."

"What's a caduceus?"

"A caduceus is a wand held by the Greek or Roman gods Hermes and Mercury. It represents healing."

"Interesting."

"Yeah, though I wonder how he's gonna have Radiant Hope fall for him."

"She's the bae of a Spike villain, she's gonna be his no matter what."

"Good point, begin the chapter."

Spike had defeated the 2nd revival of King Sombra!

"See yah!"

"You daaaaaaamn draaaaaagoooooooon!" King Sombra shouted as he exploded.

"Sombra!" Shouted Radiant Hope before 2 guards took her away. "You'll pay for this Spike! You hear me? You'll pay!"

"(Poor girl, so hard to accept when a friend has changed for the worse.)" Spike thought, feeling sorry.

"Huzzah and hurrah for Spike the Brave & Glorius!" The crystal ponies cheered before hoisting him up.

Then after the party, Spike went to Princess Cadence & Prince Shining Armor.

"Uh...hey there guys."

"What's up Spike?" Shining Armor asked him.

"Well...I kinda feel sorry for Radiant Hope."

"Oh?" Said Princess Cadence.

"She only wanted to save her friend...despite her friend being a power hungry tyrant."

"Are you saying that you'd like to reform Radiant Hope?"

"Yes?" Spike said as he closed his eyes.

"Okay."

"Wait, what?"

"Yeah, we'll put you as her parole officer, make sure she's a good girl alright hero?"

"Yes sir!" Spike saluted.

And so, after some papers were written, Spike was given Radiant Hope, but she had a magic blocking ring on her horn that only Spike could take off.

"Hello Radiant Hope."

Radiant just shot the stink eye at him.

"Look, I'm sorry about King Sombra."

"You killed the only guy I'll ever love!" She then attempted to attack Spike by stomping on him, but then, Spike grabbed her hooves and attempted to calm her down.

"Hey! Calm down! There's more to life than that jerk Sombra!"

"I saw good in him, I saw that he could be saved!"

"Radiant Hope, stop deluding yourself, King Sombra was a douchebag that had no interest in reformation and you know that fact to be true! He was about to kill us all by unleashing the Umbrum!"

"How do you know the Umbrum is deadly?"

"Girl, the fricking queen of the changelings fears them!"

"So what? An oversized bug fears them, that makes the Umbrum evil?"

"That oversized bug almost took over Canterlot! Stop being such a delusional twit!"

"No!"

"Oh yeah? What about this? If I can't convince you to forget Sombra until tomorrow, you can go free from parole early and revive him again!"

She then stopped struggling.

"We have a deal?"

"Yes!"

"Good, now let's go, I want you to see how happy the world is without that big jerk."

Later, we see Spike & Radiant Hope at the crystal fair.

"Crystal corn on the cob!"

"Flugel Horns!"

"Buttscratchers!"

"Deez nuts!"

"I haven't been here for centuries." Radiant Hope said.

"Yeah, isn't it great that we can enjoy the freedome we all have?"

"I don't feel free, I feel like a black slave."

"Hey! You're on parole, try to deal with the shackles and ring, don't bring those racist statements here."

"Fine, I'll attempt fun."

"That's sorta the spirit." Then Spike saw something. "Hey, why don't we pet some crystal ewes?"

"I haven't cuddled a ewe in a long time, but...it's probably child's play."

"Nah, some ponies tend to keep 'em as pets."

"Huh, didn't know we started doing that."

"Yeah, now come-on, before the line gets to long."

Spike and Hope got into the small line, but then, everyone stepped aside.

"For you, Brave and Glorious." They all scarily told him simultaneously.

"Creepy...." Mumbled Radiant Hope.

"Yep, but hey, we get to pet the ewes now....thanks guys."

They entered the corral, sour looks fixed on Radiant Hope.

"They're all looking at me."

"Ignore them, now take this cup, and feed some ewes, I'll stand by you." After Radiant Hope was given the cup, Spike eerily found a new one in his hand. "(Okay, now this is getting strange...they better not be attempting to do something to me later when I go to sleep tonight.)" Spike thought.

Radiant Hope gave a ewe some sunflowers seeds and as it ate the seeds, Radiant took advantage to pet it's head.

"Bah." Went the happy ewe.

"Aww...you're so cute."

The crystal ponies' anger clamed as they saw, not the stupid mare who devised an attack on the empire, not the stupid mare who revived Sombra, not the mare who let Sombra unleash the Umbrum, but...just a mare, as simple as that.

After that, Spike and Radiant Hope went to the crafts booth.

"Hey, feel like making a cool hat for me and Radiant Hope here?"

Then one hat was readily placed on Spike's head.

"(That's so scary!)" Spike thought.

"Hope you don't mind that I take some time for your friend here."

Radiant Hope looked and Spike, on the brink of laughing at his silly hat.

"(It's working...)"

Then Radiant Hope's hat was ready.

"Thank..."

Then the craft pony dropped it.

"Have a bad day."

"Nah, I'll have a good day thank you very much sir." Radiant Hope then put the hat on.

"Bwahahaha, that hat looks so funny on you."

"*Giggle* You're one to talk, look at your hat!"

The 2 laughed at each other.

"I gotta admit, maybe I should forget Sombra."

That sparked everypony's curiosity, and the fans' desire to possibly ship them in fanart.

"Now, don't you be lying on me."

"I'm not Spike, cross my heart...I'm really enjoying myself, here..with you."

"Sweet!"

After some snacks and watching the the jousting tournament, Radiant Hope showed she could be a model citizen again and was freed, but was she ready for what happens next?

Later that night...

"What the?" Spike awoke to see crystal ponies in ski masks.

That's when they bound and gagged Spike! They then picked him up and started running as he squirmed for freedom!

"We...we got him! We can finally make babies with..."

*Bump!*

"Ow...okay, who made me spill my glass of water all over me?" She then saw the kidnappers. "Really?"

"I shall sacrifice myself!" Said one of them, as they jumped in front of Radiant Hope, allowing the other 2 to run.

"You've haven't noticed?"

"Noticed what?"

"I'm a unicorn!" She then used her magic to levitate her, take her to Spike's room, then tie her up in Spike's blanket.

"They Brave & Glorious's scent! *sniff!* Oh yes!"

"Yeah, sit tight till the guards come." Radiant Hope then levitated herself out of the window, to try and cutoff the kidnappers, but as it turned out, they got out already and Radiant Hope gave chase!

"Scarlet Heart, I'll distract her!"

"Go for it Fleur De Verre!"

Then it was only one holding Spike!

"You shall not, paaaaaa-aaaaaaaaah!" She screamed as she was sent flying across the Crystal Empire and conveniently landed in the local jail.

She chased Spike's lone kidnapper until she came to a shocked halt!

"What the fuck?"

The jousting arena had all sorts of spike fanfare decorations and the area was lit with torches, crystal mares of all kinds, getting ready for something, and at the end, a bed that was labelled, Spike breeding station.

"That's a lot of mares that are horny for the little guy...can't lie though...he seems more manly than Sombra after today...what are you doing Hope? You gotta save Spike."

"Great job Scarlet, but what happaned to Fleur De Verre and Autmn Gem?"

"Sorry Amber Laurel, I was pursued and the rescuer is trying to stop us!"

"What? Girls, make sure no...."

Then the sounds of lasers where heard as everything was being destroyed.

"Dammit, she's a unicorn! Let's retreat and fight another day!"

"Okay!"

So the 2 mares ran as Spike laid there like a lump.

"Spike!" Radiant Hope then untied him and took off the gag!

"Thanks for saving me Hope."

"No problem...for some reason I'm the only crystal unicorn, and that's how I saved you."

"Good thing too...now let's destroy the rest of this stuff, this could've been the reason why they were being so creepily polite today."

"Yep, but...you know...maybe I should be like the rest of the crystal mares, I mean, after today, I now understand the charm you have...I feel like destroying this after we do it..."

"Well...afte helping you get over Sombra, and then you coming here to save me, then asking me to do it here...I'd say it's the best night ever to claim Sombra's bae..."

"And the best part...I'm a virgin."

"Interesting chapter, I'll be sure to skip it next time I read this volume again."

"Aww, don't be like that."

"Don't make me put you in a string bikini and have you pose in front of the guards."

"How's about I put you in mom's trench coat and present your marehood to passing by stallions?"

Then they growled at each other.

"Uh...don't worry, we'll be able calm them down...hopefully in a later chapter." Said the Cameraman.