Pimp Spike's Swag the 6th Volume.

"Next is...Good Queen Umbra?"

"Good Queen Umbra?"

"Yeah, Good King Sombra from the mirrorverse...except a mare..."

"Any distinguishing features?"

"Regular unicorn horn, black and blue hair, green eyes with the whites unlike Sombra's red with the greens, an indigo royal robe and she's very nice...of course...

"You don't say...well, if she's the R63 of the Good King Sombra, she should be awesome, begin chapter!"

Spike had just gotten back home!

"Booyah! Twilight's Princess Ranking got me Star Fox Zero early!" He then ran to his room.

"Hey Spike."

"Hey Starlight."

"Hoot!"

"Hey Owloiscious."

"Hey Spike."

"Hey Queen Umbra."

Spike then stopped and back tracked.

"Q-q-queen Umbra?!"

"Yes?"

Spike then screamed like a little girl and begging on his hands and knees.'

"Please, I'm sorry for ruining your plans to take over the Crystal Empire, I'm just a little dragon, please don't hurt me! I'll let you raise me as your soldier for your new army!"

"Spike...?"

Spike then got another look.

"Oh...it's you from the mirrorverse..." Spike was blushing with great embarrassment.

"Ohohohoh! Hello Spike, how've you been?" Good Queen Umbra laughed.

"I'm fine, did Twilight invite you?"

"Yes, she did. I'm here for a reason and one reason only?"

"And that is?"

"A day off from my queen duties." She then took off her robe and crown. "Spike, do you know where a girl can get some soda?"

"(Damn, she looks nice without the clothing...dammit perverted mind...then again, Queen Umbra was pretty hot...if only I could revive her so she could be my girlfriend.)" Spike thought.

"Spike?"

"Huh? Oh, I knew a bunch of places with refreshing beverages that aren't beer."

"Great, lead the way."

"Right this your highness." Spike then bowed.

"You're a funny little guy, you know that?"

Later...

We find Spike & Umbra at a lemonade stand, that was owned by an earth colt with brown curly mane and tail, green eyes, white coat and a roller skate as a cutiemark.

"What's up Super Funk?"

"Hey Spike...who's your beautiful friend?"

"Greetings, I am Queen Umbra from another dimension."

"A reverse version of ours." Spike added.

"Wow, and Spike had you come this way to try my lemonade?"

"Yeah Super Funk, you're certainly better at it."

"W-well in that case, would you like one Good Queen Umbra? On the house."

"Free Lemonade? How heavenly, thank you."

Super Funk then poured the drink into the cup and Good Queen Umbra drank the lemonade.

"That hit the spot." She complimented. "Thank you Super Funk, come Spike, I'd like to see more of this little village."

"Coming!"

"See yah guys."

Later, we see them at Carousel Boutique.

"Rarity would just love to sew a dress for royalty."

"Intriguing."

"And what luck, she's open."

They entered the boutique to see a bored out of her mind Rarity and Sweetie Belle as they laid there staring at one another.

"Uh...hello?"

"..."

"I'd like to purchase a dress?" Spoke Umbra.

"..."

"I would like a hoof sewn dress fit for a queen?"

That's when...

"Well why didn't you just say so?!" That's when she was in Good Queen Umbra's face. "I'll make you a dress that goes beyond fabulous! Come Sweetie Belle!"

"What have we done?"

"Most likely, we brought out the flare in her...maybe we should've with that kind of crazy face."

Rarity, assisted by Sweetie Belle worked hard and long to make Good Queen Umbra a lovely dress, as she was being fitted and measured, Spike was told to stay outside and wait for them.

"Hey Spike, wanna go fly fishing?" Asked Hondo Flanks, Rarity's dad.

"Sorry Mr.Flanks, I'm waiting for Rarity to finish with my friend."

"Okay, more fish and flies for me then." He said before walking off, and that's when the door burst open!

"Spikey-wikey, come in, and witness the gracefulness of Good Queen Umbra!"

Spike entered and...

"Whoa..." Spike said.

"How do I look Spike?" Asked Good Queen Umbra in her new dress.

Spike didn't realize it, but he was salivating from looking at her.

"Uh...you have a little something..."

"Huh?" Spike then wiped off all of his saliva! "Sorry!"

"It's fine, that looked a little funny to me."

Spike blushed in embarrassment.

"Well anyways, you look....you look..."

"No need, I'll take your drooling as a compliment. Thank you Rarity and little Sweetie Belle, I love this dress, how much do I owe you?"

"No need, on the house."

"(Another freebie? Eh, fine.)"

Spike and Umbra exited the boutique, but when they left, stallions and colts all turned thier heads, while the females followed the males, seeing what had taken thier attention.

"Well, I'm sure having fun today, what about you Spike?"

"Yep, I like showing you around but I think we've now attracted much attention."

"Hiw can you tell?" Then she looked away from Spike and noticed the stallions around them.

"Hello there doll face, feel like seeing a movie with me tonight?"

"Hey babe, feeling like getting crazy with me in bed tonight?"

"Please...just come to my house, meet my parents, tell them I gotcha pregnant, so I can finally move out!"

"Would you like to go some time?"

Stallions with presents all asked Good Queen Umbra to go with them.

"Sorry to have to disappoint you boys buuuut..."

"But what?" They all said at the same time.

"But my boyfriend is standing right here." She then pointed to Spike.

"What?!" Shouted Spike.

"What?!" Shouted the crowd.

"What?!" Shouted my dentist.

"What?!" Shouted my neighboors across the street.

"What?!" Shouted some random old person...

"What?!"

I sai...

"What?!"

Nevermind you old coot, let's go to another shocked individual!

"What?!" shouted...wait, who are you?

"I'm Jesus Christ..."

Really? Jesus, what are you doing in my story?

"I dunno...I was in the middle of delivering pizzas, bye!"

Bye Jesus...well, long story short, everyone was shocked to hear that!

"Yes, you want me to prove it?"

They all nodded in disbelief!

"Very well then." She then levitated Spike infront of her.

"What are you do..." That's when she turned off her spell and tackled Spike, assaulting his lips with her's!

"(Wow, I didn't expect this to happen.)" Spike thought as he slowly began playing along and kissing back. "(Wait...tongue? With a kid? Is she...oh wait, she's a queen, it's totally allowed!)" Spike thought as they continued kissing on the ground.

"Now beat it, as I give my lover some love!"

Every stallion then began leaving in disappointment. Spike then pulled away.

"Okay Umbra, we can stop now, they're gone..."

"Hmm...nope, I like doing this, I'll let you go in about 5 more minutes."

"Wh...mmmmph!"

Umbra did not let go of Spike as she continued on with his for the next 5 minutes...

5 minutes later...

"Well, that was wonderful, what say you Spike?" She said while nuzzling his cheek.

Spike didn't say a thing, he just clung to Good Queen Umbra's leg.

"...you're a funny little guy, you know that?" She said as she walked back to the castle. "(Where is Twilight? I have not seen her all day...)"

Meanwhile we see Twilight in her bed, napping with a book on her head titled: 'A Book so Boring You'll Sleep For the Whole Day Just by Opening it!'

"Well...I just got the new Starfox Zero early...wanna..."

Spike didn't need an answer, Spike and Good Queen Umbra were sent to Spike's room to play Starfox Zero!

"We're now half way through, have you noticed that sister?" Asked Crystal Clarity.

"Yeah, and we have 25 more chapters of our dad Spike getting shipped with others...next chapter please, I wanna see who's next!"

Meanwhile...

"Alright guys, let's rescue Lanceblazer17 from his mind control!" I said to Blood Brandy, Shogun Deezutra, Xerena and Spikerulez302!