Pimp Spike's Swag the 6th Volume.

"Next is...Scarlet Heart." Claire announced.

"Who's Scarlet Heart?" Asked Lavender.

"Well, it's one of the 2 fan-names of this crystal mare in the season premiere of season 6."

"What does she look like?"

"She has a yellow coat, red eyes, 3 hearts for a cutiemark, green headband, shining red mane and tail, she was the 1st character who cheerfully explained to Starlight Glimmer why Spike had a statue in the empire."

"Ooh, so our dad is getting shipped with a fan?"

"Exactly, now begin."

Princess Flurry Heart was riding on Spike's back...or was it, Flurry Heart was carrying Spike around while she flew around the Crystal Empire.

"Aaaah! Okay Flurry Heart, please...be a good girl and let your cousin down gently? Please? (Apparently her strength is greater than a newborn Earth Pony as well.)"

Flurry Heart didn't listen as she swooped down and took an eclair!

"Hey! Bad Princess, give that back!"

"It's fine Spike the Brave and Glorious!" the crystal stallion said to them.

"Alright, thanks."

Eventually, she got tired and dropped Spike as she teleported back to her crib!

"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!" Spike shouted as he fell.

"Spike the Brave & Glorious is in trouble." Gasped a crystal mare who had to act fast! "Aha! The eclairs!" She then grabbed the crate of eclairs!

"Hey! Get back here with my eclairs!"

"It's for rescuing the Brave & Glorious!"

He then saw Spike falling.

"Lemme help!"

Then they stopped as they put the crate under Spike's growing shadow.

"Are those eclai..."

Spike landed in the crate as the eclairs cushioned his fall and covered his body in custard.

"Well, that was unexpected...and sticky." Spike commented.

"Thank goodness you're safe!"

"Yeah..."

"Scarlet Heart."

"Thank you Scarlet Heart, always nice to meet a fan." Spike then got out of the crate. "But if you could excuse me, I'm off to the Castle to wash up and hopefully make sure Princess Flurry Heart is sleeping."

"Mind if I come with you?"

"Huh? Nah, come with, company is nice." Spike told her.

"(EEEEEK!!! I'm walking with Spike the Brave & Glorious...this is even more Glorious than when he told us the story of how he and Cadence beat King Sombra.)"

"(This fan is very pretty...I don't know why I'm not starting a harem of Crystal Ponies, or at the very least asking Cadence & Shining Armor to hire me concubines...eh, guess I'm just nice that way.)"

Spike and Scarlet Heart then found their way to Princess Flurry Heart's bedroom door.

"Ssssssssh, now be very quiet, I'm hunting wabbits, ha ha ha ha.............................what the hell came over me?" Spike said to himself. "Anyways, just make sure not to make too much noise or any noise at all."

"Okay."

They then entered the room.

"(Ha! I knew you'd be here.)" Spike thought. "Isn't she just precious?"

"Yeah...really makes me want to have a baby...would you like to make a brave & glorious baby with me?"

Spike's entire body straightened. "Wow...no pony's ever said that to me before...I'm kinda blushing."

"Oh come-on Brave & Glorious, you have sex appeal."

"Yeah, here, but everywhere else, I'm not that special."

"What? Come-on Spike."

"Where are you taking me?"

"I'm gonna show you what my cutiemark stands for."

"Holy fuck."

"With you, fucks are always holy."She replied.

Spike's jaw dropped from what she just said, then she took his hand and off they were.

"So, do you have your own personal room?"

"Yeah, but...are you talking this a little fast?"

"Of course the hero would be a romantic...and of course you'd be thinking of that."

"Oh, so we're not gonna do...that."

"Yeah, at least not at the moment."

"So...why do you want to be in my room with me?"

"So we can cuddle? There are other ways to show love after all."

"Yes, there definitely are Scarlet Heart."

"Who knew our hero was such a perv."

"Gimme a break, I'm a single guy."

"Which is a perfect reason why I'm gonna tell the empire after we cuddle."

"*Gulp*"

Spike and Scarlet Heart were in Spike's personal room,she then hopped onto Spike's bed.

"Wow, so this is how soft the bed of a hero is!" She rolled all round Spike's bed, messing up his made sheets.

"(That is cute.)"

After her playing around, she then got under the blanket.

"Come to bed, hero..." She beckoned in a sultry voice.

Spike blushed. "(It's impressive how she went from cute to sexy in such a situation.)"

"Well?"

"Oh..." Spike then went into the bed and she hugged him and nuzzled him.

"I love you Spike."

"..." Spike blushed brighter. "You just love me because I'm a hero...I'm nothing but a dragon to others in other towns."

"You're a very cute dragon."

"Oh stop it, you're being too nice."

"No way, we live on love, I aint gonna stop." She then hugged Spike closer. Spike then decided to hug her back.

"You ever had your 1st kiss?" She asked.

"Huh? Where did that come from?"

"Relax, we're not gonna do it, I'm just asking if you've ever had mouth to mouth before...and I 'd just love it if it was with me."

"Well, no...but that's because I've been saving it for a very special mare."

"Is she a crystal pony?"

Spike then looked away. "No..."

"This may sound a bit harsh, but it's reality..."

"What?"

"Yeah, you may be a lovable guy, but it's the harsh reality that an individual can't have thier 1st crush..."

"But I worked so hard for her." Spike then started tearing up.

"Yes, but 1st crushes always suck."

"I know...but it was something I wanted to deny..." Spike then hugged Scarlet Heart closer.

"Spike...you're our hero...you can have as many crystal ponies as you want here."

"*Sniff* I know...I thought of you girls as a plan B...sorry for making you my 2nd choice!"

"Don't feel bad, we all, especially me, love you regardless."

"Scarlet Heart...*sniff*...I'm really lucky to meet a fan like you!"

"You're welcome Spike..."

Spike and Scarlet Heart locked eyes in bed before she closed her eyes and puckered her lips, Spike went in for the kiss, soon thier lips met and Spike couldn't be any happier.

"Help! Princess Flurry Heart is up from her nap and blasting the castle!" A guard yelled. "Ow!"

"Guess that's your cue."

"A hero's work is never done." Spike then got out of his bed smiling as he ran out of the room.

"I just took the hero's 1st kiss....I wonder what his virginity will be like when he comes back."

"What a loving fan."

"Yeah, I'd like a fan right now, guard!" Called Crystal Clarity, making a guard come with a folding fan. "Thanks...is it you, or is it getting hot in here?"

"Maybe we should continue the stories outside?"

"Yeah, I could go for some fresh air, come, the next chapter will be announced in the castle gardens."