Pimp Spike's Swag the 6th Volume.

"Next is...Belcher."

"Belcher?" Asked Lavender.

"The winning fan name for the female dragon who wanted to make burps and official greeting."

"Oh yeah.......OH YEAH!!! Now I remember, she's that dragoness with our scale color, an inbetween of our mane color for her spines, red eyes, short horns, that strange Mewtwo tail, and those adorable bunny ears! Those were always Trahzo's favorite feature an why he tried hard for the fan name to be Bunsen."

"Sadly, Bunsen, a more clever name for her design never caught on and then we got Prominence for a while before Belcher stole the whole thing."

"Yeah, but still, she and Ballista are on the under appreciated side...especially Ballista...speaking of, she'll get a chapter as well in this story...just throwing it out there for you readers...right now, it's time for a Death Battle.............."

A lot of akward silence.

"Just start reading okay?"

"Alright Spike, after going through all the steps, I think you're ready to go out into the Dragonlands and attempt to ask out one of the locals." Exclaimed Princess Ember.

"If you think I'm ready...I'll see what I can do..." Spike said as he went out into the Dragonlands and saw a few dragons.

They were all engaged in a belching contest.

"(Hmm...Maybe I better leave them alone, they seem busy.)" But as Spike made an attempt to leave...

"Hic...*burp!*" Spike belched a letter.

"Dear Spike,

Hope I'm not interrupting anything, I just wanted to let you know that the Crystal Empire wants to celebrate your birthday party next week.

Signed
Princess Cadence, Prince Shining Armor and Princess Flurry Heart.

P.S. Don't know what this means, but you need to be ready to duck a duck."

Spike was confused by this.

"Duck a..."

"Hey Shorty!"

"Eep! Yeah?"

"Did you just magically burp a letter?" Asked a rabbit eared dragon.

"Yes, b-but the letter said nothing important!" Spike then shred the letter. "(Now that was close, how many times must I save the Crystal Empire, sheesh.)"

"Nevermind the letter, can you teach me that?"

"Oh...alright...I'm Spike."

"Belcher, nice to meet the guy who beat Garble."

Spike smiled. "(Oh yeah I forgot, I wish I had the guts to tell her I beat him twice.)"

"So...what would the best place to be to teach me this?"

"...hmm..."

Later...

"Whoa...you live in this huge tasty cast..."

"Don't you dare, lest Princess Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer blasts you to bits!"

"Princess Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer?"

"They live here and are very powerful...now come with me." Spike demanded.

"Whatever you say Dragonlord..." She said in a sarcastic and joking tone.

Spike roled his eyes from the statement. So Spike and Belcher practiced.

"Dammit, another burnt paper."

"Try harder...focus on the one you're sending it to."

Belcher than thought harder and then blew on the piece of paper. Then the paper got burnt up again.

"Grr...this is hard..."

Spike then looked at the clock.

"Well, it does seem we've been practicing for an hour...why don't we go take a break and have a snack?"

"Sounds good to me little guy, so what gems you got?"

"Oh, you're gonna love these." Spike told her as he lead Belcher to the fridge.

He then handed her a sapphire cupcake.

"Wow, did you make this?"

"Yep, these nice ponies I know taught me how to make all sorts of baked gem goods."

"You don't say." She then ate the cupcake. "Aw-man, if only I had gotten that scepter, then I'd have pony bakers make me this."

"I could teach you as well."

"Let's just stick with messge burps for now."

"Haha, okay." Then Spike pulled out some sodas. "Here, to wash down the icing."

"Soda? I've heard of this stuff, but I never drank it."

"Well, since you like burps so much, soda will be give you a good one." Spike said before taking a sip.

Belcher drank the soda down to the last drop. She then felt her stomach vibrate as the carbonated bubbles released air back up her body, and that's when...

*Beeeeeeeelch!* She unleashed a powerful flame that got all over Spike!

"Dang, you okay Spike?"

"That was awesome." Spike told her.

"Thanks, I have been told that I could be great as one of the guys."

"Yeah, you'd totally be the leader of a guys group with that kind of burp."

"And don't you forget it little boy."

30 minutes later, Spike and Belcher were at it again.

"*inhale* Okay girl...focus." Belcher said to herself before she blew on the piece of paper.

Half of it came out of Spike's mouth.

"Whoa...that's so close Belcher, a huge improvement."Spike complimented.

"You really think so?"

"Yeah, now let's keep at it some more!"

So Belcher blew on more paper, and some more, and another, then a kush break............and then she blew on some more paper.

"Okay...we've blown almost all of my paper...and I refuse to let you burn down my comicbooks, Shining Armor's comicbooks, Twilight's parchment, or the books in the library."

"What about..."

"Not the posters or toilet paper!"

"Okay...so I guess this is my last chance..."

Belcher then blew on the paper, and then it ended up perfectly fine as Spike burped it out.

"I did it!"

"Now, for me to return it." Spike blew on the paper.

Belcher hicked and gagged before she belched the piece of paper.

"Yes! Yes! Yes!" Cheered Belcher.

"Glad you're hap..." Then Spike was tackled into a hug.

"Now I can teach this to my friends and we'll be able to keep in touch...I think I'll call it...instant messaging."

"Oh, that's a great idea for a name...I was unsure of what to call it when Princess 1st taught it to me."

"You're a cool kid Spike, see yah." Then she kissed Spike on the cheek.

Spike blushed. "Oh geez..." Spike said embarrassed.

Then as Belcher walked off into the sunset, Spike couldn't help but notice a duck coming right at him! Spike ducked!

"Phew, that must've been what the P.S. meant."

It had been months since Spike and Belcher saw each other.

"Here you go Twilight, your fave break...hic..."

Twilight then took her breakfast and teleported behind Spike as he burped a letter.

"Dear Spike,

Belcher here, me and my friends have been going crazy with the instant messages. Aw-man, I can't tell you how connected the 3 of us feel. Also, for making my burps fun and have a message for me almost everytime, me and my friends decided to come over to your castle for Dragon Mating Season, which has begun now.

Love,
Belcher.

P.S.: Hope you'll survive, us dragons sure get wild when doing it and we have the stamina for it." Spike then put down the letter. *Gulp* "Sounds fu...*burp!*" The air he swallowed came back up.

Then the doors to kitchen opened.

"That sounds like the burp of a ready dragon."

Then Spike was grabbed, along with a six pack of sodas.

"What would it feel like to date a dragon?" Asked Lavender.

"Not sure, but hopefully they wont be some barbaric jerk." Replied Claire as they pondered. "Next chapter."