"Next is...Tree H. Hooffield."

"Isn't she that red pony with the messed up Pinkie Pie style mane and tail?"

"Yeah, she also has green eyes, a gap in her teeth, she's chewing on a thin green piece of grass I think and she has a purple hat."

"Purple hat? Th-that means..."

"Then the doors flung open."

"Hello bitches and hoes, my name is Apimpnamedslickback. And you must address me by the whole thing, which includes the Apimpnamed part. So what's this I heard about a purple hat?"

Then Lavender and Claire face palmed.

"Also, this is gonna be a stoner Spike story." The Cameraman told them.

The girls then face palmed twice as hard!

"Okay Spike, next gal is over there." Directed Big Daddy McColt.

"Yeah, that thar is Tree H. Hooffield!" Said Ma Hooffield.

"Tree H. ?" Then Spike thought of Treehugger. 'Hopefully I get to get high.'

"Something the matter?"

"Nah, her name just reminded me of someone."

"Well anyways, unless you get 8 gals out of the Smokey Mountains, you aint leaving, not good luck." Said Ma before Big Daddy pushed Spike out of the bushes.

"Hey there, you must be Tree." Spike greeted.

"You must be Skipe, how'd you know my name?"

"Spike, Ma and Big Daddy told me everyone's names."

"Oops, Spike, got it." She then rubbed his head.

"Wait a minute...is that plant you're chewing on....weed?" Spike pointed out.

She then covered his mouth in panic. Then she smiles as some family walks by.

"How did you know this is weed?" She whispered.

Even though his mouth was covered, he was indeed smiling. Spike then removed her hooves from his mouth.

"I smoke crystal meth, and at times I do weed."

"But you're so young."

"I'm only a few years younger than my mom Twilight. Also, she doesn't know I've been smoking all sorts of stuff for years."Tree H. Hooffield's jaw dropped at that. "So, feel like going somewhere private and smoke some weed?"

"Okay, I never had a smoking buddy before."

"Well, show me your secret garden and we can get started." Spike told her.

Later in Tree's cabin...

"So nopony's found this?" Spike questioned.

"Yep, and after the McColt's showed us the secrets to building stuff, I learned how to build a filter that filter's out smoke and the smell."

"Awesome." Spike replied. 'I gotta ask her how to after me, her and Hilly get out of here.' Spike thought.

So Spike and Tree H. Hooffield began smoking and getting really high from the weed.

"Ya know Spike...I was scared you'd judge me." Said Tree. "The fact I do this even though we Hooffields are supposed to be proud farmers."

"I was scared you'd judge me to Tree." Spike said back. "I'm too scared to tell my friends I do shit like this."

"Aww." Then Tree put a hoof around his back and pulled him into a hug. "It's okay Spike, we both finally found someone we can share this secret with."

"That we do, I'm so lucky to have met you."

"Same here."

Then they began blowing smoke rings. Spike started off with a huge one. Tree H. Hooffield then used the gap in her teeth to make a cone. Spike then took it up a notch by blowing a spiral. She blew a swirl. He blew a bubble and she blew a UFO.

"Dang, that's impressive."

"You learn a thing or 2 when you have a lot of time on your hands and not fighting another family."

Spike and Tree snickered from that.

"Do you ever feel like leaving this place and seeing the other kinds of ways to get high?"

"To be honest, I've gotten sick of the same weed over and over...will you show me?"

"Does this answer your question?" Then Spike kissed her cheek.

"Why Spike...I'm very flattered..." She blushed.

"I just gotta do a few things for Ma and Big Daddy and then we can go."

"I like your plan, but I don't wanna leave my family..."

"Well, it's a good thing I know a few Hooffields who want to go with me, McColts too." Spike lied knowing he still has to convince 6 more mares to go with him.

"Really? Oh thank you Spike!" Then she kissed him on the lips.

'Wow, that's some taste.' Spike thought sarcastically. "Maybe we should kiss when we're not high."

"Agreed." She said and then spit.

"Alright, now let's get out of here, my break's almost over."

"Okay, I'll try to finish everything Ma and Big Daddy want me to do a soon as possible."

Then they exited the cabin.

"See yah around boy." She then kissed his cheek before walking away to work on the...I have no idea what that thing on her cutiemark is.

'Alright, 2 down, 6 more to go. I wonder who Ma Hooffield and Big Daddy McColt will tell me to go for next.' He said before walking to the heads of both clans.

"Alright, now that we got rid of....Apimpnamedslickback, who'll apparently come back to correct us because we have to say the whole thing, let's begin the chapter." Said Crystal Clarity.

"The chapter already ended." The Cameraman informed them.

Then they face palmed again.

Author's Note

Please, please don't do weed, meth or any other of those things.