Pimp Spike's Swag the 6th Volume.

by trahzo

Ch.3: Spike and the Dracony.

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"Next up is...an OC." Claire announced.

"(Not me please! If it is, please let me be the one not to feel daddy's embrace, my heart can't take that!)" Thought Lavender.

"This OC is named, Emmy."

"(Phew!) Who's Emmy?"

"She's a dracony OC...and a rather...round dracony at that." Said Claire, trying her best not to say fat. "She was created by the artist: Nekocrispy. Now, without further ado, begin our first clop chapter of the night!"


*Chomp!*

*Chew!*

*Gulp!*

For a whole 10 minutes, the 18 year old known as Spike looked in intrigue and horror as he stared at the black female dracony whom was consuming 2 piles of hayburgers on her table. Her fur and scales were black, while her mane, belly, and under her wings were green, she had blue dragon eyes, Spike could even notice her dragon teeth. She had a purple tank top, blue pants, and a necklace. She was a chubby mare with a big chest.

"(Wow, I've never seen a girl eat that much...it impresses me as a bro, but scares me as a chef.)"

That's when she noticed him staring. Spike looked away, hoping she'd just imagine him looking at her. He then felt a wrapper hit the side of his head. Spike then looked at her.

"(Crap! I was caught!)"

She then smiled as she licked her burger, then winked at him.

Spike then stood-up, and marched right outside of The Hayburger. The dracony sat there, laughing her to herself.

"(As a predator, my instincts tell me this will be some easy pray for me to eat-up.)"

To clarify, that was just a joke, there will be no vore, I HATE AND DISGUST VORE PORN!!! You ask me for it, you never ever get it!

The next day, Spike was helping with a charity, as he was giving out his own home-made pizzas!

"Pizzas, one slice is just 2 bits,while the whole pie is 12, help us raise money for the school to get it's own gymnasium!" Spike announced as he stood at a stand.

"Excuse me, I'd like a slice." Said a mare.

"Why certainly, here you go, with a napkin, just 2 bits."

The mare handed him the bits and left.

"Who's next? Come-on, I got plenty of dough, cheese, tomato sauce and toppings, for a lot of pizzas!"

"So, your pizzas are home made?"

"Why, yes they...." Spike then saw her again. "...are."

"Hey, remember me from The Hayburger yesterday?"

"Y-yes?"

"I'm Emmy, as you can see, I'm half dragon."

"I'm Spike, and yeah, I see...(Okay Spike, if she asks about you being a good cook, lie and say no, so you wont have to make so much food!)"

"From what I see, is that it is evident that you're a skilled cook." Emmy pointed out. "Maybe someone who can...feed me..."

"What? No, you got it all wrong, I'm not skilled at all!" He lied.

"Are you kidding me?!" Pinkie exclaimed.

"P-pinkie Pie, not n..."

"Spike, I don't know why you're seeing yourself as inferior, but the fact stands that you're an amazing chef! I had trouble trying to perfect that one recipe the other day, but you pulled it off with flying colors!"

Then Emmy had a grin.

"St-sto..."

"Spike, you were taught by Celestia herself, your hands are the best when cooking food, don't ever say that to yourself okay?" Then Pinkie turned to see Emmy. "Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie."

"Emmy, nice to meet you."

"Same, well anyways, off I go! La, la, la, la, la, la, la!"

Spike was stunned as he stood there, mouth agape from Pinkie destroying his lie. Emmy then licked her lips.

"Well, that's settled, I'll see you at this address, and I expect you to be there with 2 dozen pizzas, bye!" Emmy then wrote down her address on a piece of paper, licked Spike's ear fin, and then walked off.

Spike then fell to his knees hands raised to the air!

"GODDAMMIT PINKIE PIE!!!" Spike shouted before getting back up and face palming. "(*sigh!* I could just, you know, not go to this address, but then again I bet that she's not gonna leave me alone until I do go see her.)"

Later, Spike made it to the address that was on the note. He groaned before knocking on the door. The door then opened to reveal Emmy in a bath towel, sucking on a candy bar. Spike cringed.

"You're here, and sweet, you brought the pizzas with you as well. Come in." Then she popped the whole candy bar in her mouth.

Spike then walked in to see burger wrappers, fry containers and to go boxes all over the floor. "(As a cleaner, this is unacceptable!)" Spike angrily thought.

"Come-on, let's go sit on the couch."

"Aren't you gonna...you know? Get changed?"

"What's the point? We're gonna fuck after I finish eating your pizzas." Then Emmy sat down on the couch and took a pizza, and then ate the whole thing.

"(I could just, you know, dip, but what's the point? She might begin stalking me, never leaving me alone, also...since she's half dragon, I could use this opportunity to feel what they feel like in bed.)" He thought.

He decided to just sit with her on the couch as she ate. After she ate the last pizza, she then took off her towel, exposing her breasts and belly. "That was yummy, all my compliments to you, my chef!" She said with an arm around him.

"As a bro, I am impressed, but as a chef, I am honored."

"You're welcome, now for, dessert, something cream filled." She said as she trailed another arm down Spike's body until her hand reached into his pants. Spike could've fought back, but Emmy's hands were surprisingly soft. Spike then helped her by unzipping his pants and pulling down his boxers.

"Here, have a taste." Spike offered.

Emmy then got off the couch and got on her knees as she looked at Spike's double dragons.

"Super sized, my favorite." She said before licking the length of his 2 shafts. She then continued by putting the whole things in her mouth. She kinda gagged because of the combined sizes in her throat! She then relaxed her jaws and was bobbing on the 2 dicks. Spike slowly rocked his hips upwards every time Emmy came down. Spike went faster as Emmy went faster until...

"Ah, Emmy, I'm gonna cum!"

Emmy's mouth was full, but Spike could understand her say go ahead. Spike did as she and Spike shot his semen into her mouth! Emmy swallowed every last drop that came out! She then pulled her head off.

"That was yummy, but now, it's time for the main course." She said as she got on all four's with her ass pointed at Spike. He took off all of his clothes, and stood up. Spike then put his hands on her butt, squeezing the big thing.

"Ooh, don't be so rough now Spike!"

Spike then lined one dick up with her pussy and the other with her anus. He then slowly slid his dicks into her holes, causing Emmy to moan in delight.

"Yes Spike!" She moaned until Spike's entire 7.5 inch cocks was in her.

"(Hopefully she wont try to make me cum inside,I am not prepared to make so much food forever!)"

That's when Spike realized something.

"Huh? Did I not break the hymen?"

"Huh? You think I'm a virgin?"

"Y...you're.."

"Hey, even us fat chicks need some love as well you know?"

"Wow."

"On the other hand, I've never had dragon before."

"Nice..." Spike said before thrusting into Emmy.

Emmy loved the feeling of 2 dicks in her from one guy, she gripped the carpet, as Spike thrusts harder into her! Spike then grabbed her breasts from behind, pinching that chubby hybrid's nipples.

"Oh, Spike! Faster, I'm gonna cum soon!"

"I'm gonna cum as well Emmy, so don't be shocked when I pull out!" Spike said as he attempted it.

Spike slowly pulled out, trying not to accidentally cum while inside her.

"(Pull out? Don't think so chef!)" She then made something up. "Eek! Cockroach!" She screamed as she jumped back, making the sudden shock push Spike's dick into her womb and cause Spike to cum in her womb!

"Aaaah!" The sudden trigger was enough to make Emmy cum as well!

Spike then pushed her out of him, shocked at what he just did.

"No..." Spike said with a terrified face.

"Yes..." Emmy said with bedroom eyes.

Spike then jumped up and ran for the door!

"Get back here you! You're my mate for life now!" She said as she flew after him!

"No way!"

"Way, now! For our wedding, I demand 20 quintuple cheesehayburgers, 90 chilicheese carrot dogs with extra every condiment, 50 pizzas with every topping and cheese stuffed crusts, as for the cake, I want everyone to back off!" She then listed more and more foods and she chased the naked dragon throughout the night!


"Poor daddy." Said Lavender.

"Yes, but at least we can expect siblings from another dimension." Crystal Clarity pointed out. "Next one please."


Author's Note

Just so you know, Spike's dicks will be different sizes each chapter. Say this chapter saying his dick is 7.5 inches long, it might be 7.2 inches in another or maybe 5 inches in another chapter.

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