Pimp Spike's Swag the 6th Volume.

"Next is...Cayenne." Said Crystal Clarity.

"Who's Cayenne?" Asked Lavender.

"Cayenne is the fan name of that unicorn who appeared in Canterlot Boutique, the white one with the chili pepper cutie mark and the dark red mane with a pink streak in it."

"Now I know who you're talking about Claire, begin the chapter now."

We see colts around a table, watching Spike and another colt stare each other down.

"You can quit now you know."

"No! We can beat a dragon in eating spicy foods!" Said the colt before 2 plates with spicy peppers appeared on the table.

"Go!"

The colt quickly ate the pepper but when he looked at Spike, his plate was gone already!

"What the...oh-no! Water! Water!" Then the colt ran away.

"Who's next?"

Then another jumped into the seat as a spicier pepper were on the plates. That colt fell as Spike burped. More and more colts were taken down by the peppers and much more faster with each colt and each pepper.

"Come-on, where's the challenge amongst all of you weiners!" Spike taunted.

"Hey, mind if I take a turn?" Asked a female voice.

"Hmm?"

"Hola, mi amo es Cayenne. I think I can take you on, I mean...look at my flank!" The mare then showed Spike her cutiemark.

"So you think you can take the heat?"

"Si, senior dragon."

"Let's see if you're more than a pretty face." Then he snapped his fingers.

2 more peppers appeared and then they ate it without fail and no burning pain.

"Hmph! See that? I wont lose to a nino like you."

"Good job, but the battle aint over yet! Break out the hot sauce dip!"

Then bowls appeared before them, and then colts held tiny coffins in their hooves, they opened the coffins revealing bottles of hot sauce! Then the peppers appeared, giving off a faint glow!

"Let's do this crazy dance Cayenne!"

"Bring it!"

They dipped the pepper in the hot sauce and ate the whole thing in one gulp!

"Another!" Said Spike.

"Hotter!" said Cayenne.

"More!" They said.

"Ooh, the battle is really heating up." Pinkie commented. "I mean, look at me, my sweat is getting all over my eyeballs!" She added as she closed her eyes and wiped the sweat every 2 seconds.

"I might not enjoy getting sweaty, but at least this battle between Spikey Wikey and Cayenne is making me lose a couple of pounds." Rarity commented.

"Ice cream! Get your ice cream! 2 bits! Real cheap! Ice cream!" Discord offered as people flooded to him."As it turns out, I'm a mirage!" Then he was gone!

"You're at my mercy Spike!"

"I've never seen a pony take so much punishment! You must be great at parties!"

"Thanks, I get that a lot."

"I bet stallions call you the hottest mare of Equestria." Spike complimented.

This made her blush. "With words like that, I wonder why mares haven't flung themselves at you."

"Guys! You can kiss later!"

The 2 blushed at that.

"Oh, well....it's time for the final pepper, ready for this?"

"May the best fire elemental win!"

That's when a big pepper was on their plates with contracts and wills for Spike and Cayenne to sign. Then the hottest hot sauce appeared alongside contracts and wills for that as well. Both were confident in their victories.

"Alright...the Ultimate Extreme End Game Nuke Sun Goddess Destroyer Peppers of Passionate Love! No way a dragon or Unicorn can stomach those and live! Who will fall 1st." Commented Rainbow Dash.

Both Spike and Cayenne dipped the peppers in their hot sauce, and then ate the whole thing! Though, both were perfectly fine!

"What?! How are they both alive?" Shouted the ponies watching.

"Well, guess we can call this a tie." Spike said.

"Yeah, for a baby dragon, you are amazing." Cayenne replied.

Then they got off the chairs.

"So, wanna passionately kiss in the lake?"

"Hell yeah!"

Then Spike and Cayenne jumped into the lake, kissing so intensely that the fire from their passion caused the water to evaporate! After they finished kissing, there was nothing left of that lake.

"That was dad's hottest battle ever."

"Yeah...definently...next chapter..."