"Next is...Sweeten Sour."

"You mean that living Sour Patch kid from EQG 3?"

"No, the girl who sang alongside Rainbow Dash when trying to give the school some inspiration in defeating Crystal Prep."

"She looks like a clone of Sour Sweet."

"Yeah, but she looks much nicer doesn't she?"

"Yeah, certainly someone for daddy(who isn't me)...now let us begin in another dimension."

The Canterlot High Marching Band was hard at work, as they practiced thier routine for The Summer Sun Celebration!

"Come-on everyone! We can do it!" Shouted the teenage girl twirling the baton, that's when she threw it into the air! That's when a purple and green ball zipped through and catch it!

The band stopped playing as they saw the thing who took the stick land on the ground and begin playing with it.

"Spike! Drop that!" called Twilight running over as she tried to take the baton from his mouth.

"Sorry Twilight, it's my dog instincts conflicting with my new intelligence."

"Still, try not to go crazy."

"It's okay Twilight, Spike's always welcome to catch the baton, it's very cute." Sweeten Sour told them.

"See." grinned Spike to his owner who just rolled her eyes.

"In fact, I think Spike just gave me an idea for a dazzling routine when we're performing in the city! Mind if I borrow him?" She asked.

"Uh sure." replied Twilight picking Spike up and handing him to Sweeten Sour.

"Rad!"

"Just make sure to bring him back after school...because, Spike is more than just a dog...he's my baby....and...you don't want to feel the wrath of a mother, not even your own, do you?"

Sweeten Sour saw Twilight's serious face with her arms crossed and gulped in slight fear.

"Don't worry Twilight, everyone here sees me as some sort of mascot, I'll be fine."

"Okay...it's just that I care about your well being.....a lot..."

"Twilight?"

"Yeah?"

"Shouldn't you be going now? If you don't, you'll be tardy."

"Ah!" And like that, she booked it.

"Don't worry about her. She tends to go overboard." he shrugged in Sweeten Sour's arms.

"Huh...well, let's begin our training!"

Spike and Sweeten were hard at work, training their butts off, yeah, butts not flanks since this is EQG and not FIM. Spike made sure to jump or roll when Sweeten signalled him to.

"Spike, here comes the drum roll!" She said as she twirled the baton.

Spike crouched and waited for his cue. Sweeten Sour then threw the baton up and Spike ran over to build speed! He jumped, but it was a little to low as Spike crashed into Sweeten Sour! Both fell to the ground.

"Ow." winced the teen.

Spike was lying, spread eagle, on her chest.

"Sorry, I guess that's why it's called practice." Spike chuckled.

"Accidents happen."

"Well, guess we gotta train harder!"

"No doubt, play it again!" Sweeten Sour commanded.

"But our throats hurt!" Complained a band member.

"Okay, water break, and then we..." Then the baton hit her on the head. "Ow...water break, and then we go back to practice!"

Everyone agreed as they disbanded.

Meanwhile in the bleachers, 3 teenagers in trashy, unclean, and ghetto style clothing were spying.

"Dudes, did you see that?"

"Yeah Garble, that must be why Canterlot High has so much spirit!"

"It's the baton."

"No Clump, it's the dog! If we take the dog, then we take thier spirit! Making them unable to beat our football team next week!"

"So when do we grab it?"

"When the dog lands with the stick, get your slingshots and bebe guns ready! Now follow my lead..."
After the waterbreak, the band returned and resumed! Spike and Sweeten Sour had loads more power this ime as the put everything the got again into this practice!

"Ready Spike?"

"Ready Sweeten Sour!"

"Ready Clump and Spear?"

"Ready Garble!"

Sweeten Sour waited for the drum roll and tossed her baton.

Spike then ran to build up speed and then jumped and grabbed the baton!

"Now boys aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

The 3 boys shouted as they fired their weapons! Everyone hiding behind the drummer boys for cover! That's when Clump took off his shirt and muzzled Spike, as Spear used his to tie Spike up!

"Thanks for the present bitches!" Then they all hopped into a cheap car and drove off "Dragon High rules!"

"Hey! Give him back!" Sweeten Sour yelled as the car was already too far for her to run after him. "Oh...Twilight wont...wait a minute! They have magic! They're gonna take care of Dragon High in a flash, I mean those guys are jokes! Though, I am still scared of what Twilight will do to me after..." The image of a giant Twilight with horns chasing after her with a spear popped into her head. She shuddered. "No, I gotta save Spike, and their magical power is what I need to save him!" Then she looked at the baton on the ground. "And I'll beat that guy to a pulp with this!"

With Spike he was growling in the car.

"Boy, this dog is a fighter!"

"Keep in held down, I want that dog restrained until after the Dragon High Bandits beat the Canterlot High Wondercolts!" Said Garble, as they drove into...the bad side of town.

"What if this runt tries to make a run for it?"

"Then shoot with your bebe guns! He's a dumb animal anyways! It's not like there's crimes against it!"

"Yeah, you're right Garble!"

"Yeah, maybe we'd win another game if he died!"

"Now you guys are thinking!"

Later..."ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!" Went Twilight Sparkle.

"Now Twilight, just calm down." spoke Sweeten Sour.

"Calm down? Spike just got kidnapped by the most disgusting people in this city! DRAGON HIGH!"

"Students more low down than Crystal Prep!" Said Applejack.

"Stinky cheaters!" Said Pinkie Pie.

"People you want absolutely nothing to do with." Said Rainbow Dash.

"A school of delinquents who think death is hilarious!" Said Fluttershy.

"Not to mention stupid!" Said Sunset Shimmer.

"Just thinking of them would make you want to throw up!" Said Rarity.

"That's why I came to you girls, in the hopes of rescuing him with your magic."

"Our magic comes out when we play our music."

"Or when we show the talent we represent, I noticed it when me and Crystal Prep came here." Twilight explained.

"So you can't use it to help get Spike back?"

"Sweeten Sour, have you forgotten something?" Asked Rainbow Dash.

"What?"

"Take a good look at yourself!"

She then looked at her uniform.

"Oh, now I understand, okay, while I rally the marching band, and all of the bands from the Battle of The Bands Tournament, let's save Spike!"

"Yeah!"

Later at the front doors of Dragon High...

"Hey, do you hear that?" Asked a Dragon High student who was shaving his beard with a knife.

"What is that?"

Then they saw Sweeten Sour and the Rainbooms leading the fray!

"What the hell!"

That's when Rainbow Dash and Flash Sentry had a guitar duet powerful enough to send the students flying into a tree, knocking them out!

"Alright, everybody! For Spike!"

All of them spread out.

All of the bands sent out sonic booms that took down the thug looking students!

*Boom!* *Boom!*

The Dragon High students then pulled out bebe guns, slingshots, and knives! They all charged, but were taken down by the sonic booms from the music!

"This isn't good! I better warn Garble!" Said Clump, as he abandoned Spear.

Said student was keeping a foot on Spike to keep him in place.

"Garble!"

"What is it Clump?"

"It's Canterlot High, they're kicking our asses...*Boom!*...with music!"

"Tell them to stop or I'll kill the mutt!"

"Got it!"

Clump ran back out! "Our leader wants you to stop or he'll kill the dog!"

Then the explosions stopped and Garble walked out with Spike in his left hand and a knife in the right.

"Spike!"

"You want this dog? Fight me on the rooftop meatball head!" He said, looking at Sweeten Sour.

"Bring it douchebag."

And like that, they were on the roof, Sweeten Sour with her baton, and Garble with his knife!

"You're gonna fight with that? Weak!"

"This thing represents the hard work and heart me and Spike put in to, when perfecting our routine, and with it, I see in my victory!"

"Lame!"

Garble was then jabbed in the face by the baton!

"Cheap shot, you bitch!" Garble said as he swung his knife, but Sweeten Sour jumped back, with the knife just missing her nose!

"And you called me lame!"

Garble thrust the knife, but Sweeten Sour caught his arm, punched him, and let him go with a smack from the baton!

"Ah!"

Garble stumbled back! "(Am I losing? Guess it's cheating time!) Hey dudes!" No response.

"We took care of your snipers." Said Sunset Shimmer.

"Dammit!" He then stomped the ground before recieving another strike!

"Take your beating like a man!"

"Fuck you! I aint going down like some bitch!" He threw the knife, it missed as Garble ran to an edge! "No regret!"

"What the hell!"

Garble jumped, but was then caught by Twilight...whom then tore him to shreds!

"THIS'LL TEACH YOU TO STEAL MY BABY!!!"

"Aaaaaah! Noooooo!"

That's when the door opened!

"Sweeten Sour!"

"Spike! You're okay!"

Said dog ran over as Sweeten Sour picked him up.

Spike happily licked her face!

"Spike, that tickles! Tee-hee-hee!"

"It's my way of saying thanks."

"Well, actually, I know of a better way..." She said as she kissed him on the lips, causing Spike's purple, to turn red.

"Hey! Don't go kissing my son!" called Twilight.

"What? Why can't I?"

"Because your punishment for letting Spike get kidnapped, is being his sex slave."

"(Even better!)" Spike and Sweeten Sour thought.

"Hmm...guess we better get on my punishment once we get back home." Said Sweeten Sour in a fake sad voice.

"Yeah, I guess." Spike replied in his own down voice to make it sound like he felt bad for her.

And so, after getting back home, Spike and Sweeten Sour got on Twilight's....'punishment!'

"Woo-hoo! Doggy daddy is safe!" cheered Claire.

"Wow, dad sure is suave." Lavender commented. "Next please, and please....not me!"

Author's Note

A thank you to Spikerulez302 for collabing with me.