Pimp Spike's Swag the 6th Volume.

Lavender was wearing a cute frilly dress. "Why am I doing this?"

"Because, I want you to be ready once..."

"Umm, Claire?"

"What?"

"We're back on." Said the Cameraman.

"Oh, uh...next is...Chock-full Carafe, isn't she the earth pony from 'Made in Manehattan?' The one who sells popcorn despite having a coffee cutiemark?"

"Yeah, and when can I take this dress off? The guards are whistling and howling!"

"After the chapter is over, you may begin!"

"Wait, wait, wa..."

An orange pony in a short red mane, short red tail, light blue eyes, an apron and a coffee pot cutiemark was busy selling popcorn.

"I'll have a medium popcorn, no butter."

"Here you go, enjoy."

"Thanks, have a nice day."

"You too!"Then as the last customer in line was dealt with..."(Urgh...what am I doing?)" She thought to herself.

"Excuse me?"

"Huh?" She then turned to see Spike standing there.

"Why are you selling popcorn?"

"To make bits of course."

"No, I mean...why are you selling popcorn even though you have a coffee pot as a cutiemark?" He asked.

"What?"

"Yeah, I bet you'd make more money if you sold coffee."

"W...well..."

"Do you have no money to start your own coffee franchise?"

Then she hit her face on the popcorn cart. "Kids sure are cruel with the truth!"

"Sorry...but let me help!"

"How can you help?"

"I'm Princess Twilight's assistant."

"What? No way!"

"It's true, come-on, let me help you out, I can use the wealth from Twilight's princess money to get your coffee business started."

"Well, if you're telling me the truth, wouldn't hurt to try." She told him. "I'm Chock-Full Carafe."

"You can call me Spike."

"Well Spike, guess we're going into business together."

"It would seem so, I'll meet you here tomorrow with the money to help you start your true dream."

"Thanks, that means a lot actually and we just met."

"Don't mention it, by now." Then Spike as Spike left, Chock-Full Carafe saw a lot of angry citizens who demanded popcorn.

The next day, and the 2 met up at the same spot.

"There you are Spike, phew, I was worried you lied to me."

"What? No, I'm not gonna leave anyone hanging like that, so anyways, I got a bag of bits, and ready to start-up our business."

"Good, I got few bags of my own coffee blend here in my saddlebags."

"Nice! Now...where do we start?"

"Oh, I rented us a booth in the park."

"Brilliant, now let's get to making your dream a reality."

So Spike & Chock-Full Carafe were at the booth and Spike used his dragon breath to make a fresh pot of coffee, waiting for their 1st customer.

"*Groan!* It's been half an hour and no-pony has at least checked us out...maybe this cutiemark was a mistake."

"Don't be like that Carafe, we just gotta..."

"Ha...Excuse me!" Said a voice.

"Yes, how may we..." Then both of their jaws dropped in amazement as his theme song played in the background. "...help you?"

"So, you 2 are coffee newbs huh?" Said the human man with white hair.

"How did you know that?"

"Ha...I know because I am a not just a prosecutor with a sexy theme song, dead boobyliscious girlfriend and badass laser eyes, but I am also...a coffee lover and expert to the bitter fucking end!"

"Uh...well, why not have one on the house?" Carafe offered.

"Ha...don't if I do miss..." He then took the mug in his hands with his force powers and then drank the whole thing.

"Well?" She asked.

"How is it?" Asked Spike.

"Blacker than a moonless night, more hotter and bitter than Hell itself. That.....is coffee." Then he turned and looked at them. "Well done."

"We did it Spike!"

"Yeah, we have a satisfied 1st customer!"

Then the 2 hugged!

"Hey everypony! Come here and have some of this great coffee."

"Who is that guy?" Asked a stallion.

"I don't know, but he looks pretty badass, I'll have some of that coffee." A mare said.

Then suddenly, lots of mares and stallions all flocked to the booth. Spike and carafe then smiled.

"Thank you sir..." the 2 said, but when they turned to ace him...he was already gone.

Meanwhile...

"So...we finally meet again Wright, and by the looks of things, looks like you're a proud father."

"Uh dad? Who is this guy?"

"His name is Diego Armando, but his prosecutor name is Godot, speaking of which, what are you doing here? Are you my opponent for the trial?"

"No, I've come to do something I've always wanted to do."

"And...that is?"

"Incenerate with my laser face!"

Then Godot shot a huge laser beam and Phoenix Wright!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Shouted the charred Ace Attorney before falling to the ground.

"Daddy!"

"I thought I told you to stop calling me that after reuniting you with your real mother and brother."

"Well...my work is done, Godot...away!" Then Godot disappeared into the night, despite it still being day time!

Now back Spike and Chock-Full Carafe. They sold lots of coffee to many costumers who decided to tell their friends about as well, making so many bits that the cash register over flowed!

"Aw-man! Those guys are taking business away from out calzones!" Said Grizz, from We Bare Bears "Come-on brothers, let's find a new location."

And that's when...

"Bugs Bunny?!"

"Hello, can I have the entire pot?"

"Uh...that seems a little unhealthy."

"Don't worry, my doctor said I'm free to drink caffeine again!"

"Nah, here have the decaff." Carafe said, handing him a cup.

"Dammit! Fine!" Then after he payed his bit, he left.

More and more customers, wanting coffee, and some even asked for Carafe's recipe, but she wouldn't reveal that. Eventually, they ran out as it was time to close...

"Congrats on being our last costumer for the day as we had just ran out and a minute before closing as well." Carafe said.

"Wow, what luck, bye." Said the last costumer walking off.

After closing up shop, the 2 were standing outside the booth.

"Thank you Spike, you helped me realize my dream."

"You're welcome Chock-full Carafe...we should do this again tomorrow."

"You're coming back? What about your duties with Princess Twilight?"

"Well......as it turns out......the reason why me and Twilight were here in Manehattan...is finding a good area for a home base...you know? A nice place where her and our friends can stay when we go to places, and well...we found a home base for Manehattan." Spike explained.

"So...this isn't just a one time dream?"

"Nope, I'm gonna stay here for a little longer." Spike replied before getting tackled to the ground and kissed.

"Oh thank you Spike! You're the best dragon I've ever met! So you want popcorn?"

Then they began laughing as Bunnicula flew past them with Chester and Harold behind him. Yeah...you'll probably not get that reference if you don't know who the fuck Bunnicula is.

"Oh, I love it when daddy helps others." Said Claire. "Okay Lavender, you may take off the dress."

"B-but...the cameraman is watching me..."

"Do it, it'll boost ratings. Also...we're nude 24/7!"

"But..."

"Fine, guess I'm ripping it off!"

That's when Claire ripped Lavender's dress!

"No!"

"Alright, now that Lavender is nude like the rest of us again, get to the next chapter."

"That was mean other dimension sis!"