Why do I like robots

I woke up to the robot standing over me. I said as I sat up in bed, “What do you want now?”

The robot said, “Sorry for what I did. You could take out the chip, but it might have some...problems.”

I swung my feet over the edge of the bed and said, as I stood up to go downstairs, “Come with me, I have a few questions for you.” I walked into the hall and then went to mom’s door and quietly opened it. Mom was laying on her bed. I was thankful that the robot followed my order.

I closed the door and went downstairs, got some pizza out of the fridge and put it in the microwave. After I started it, I went to the bathroom and splashed water on my face. Then I looked at the mirror, I saw my pale skin, not exactly white, dark blue eyes, and my messy brown hair. Then I heard my pizza go off. The robot said as I exit the bathroom, “ I’ll get it, just sit down.”

I sat down. He brought me my pizza, I said, “This won’t get you out of what you did. You are going to answer my questions. What happened.”

He sat down and said, “I’m a robot from the future, When Lyra got home, yesterday, she scared me that I accidently hit her. I got worried that she might throw me out before I completed my program. So I injected her with a powerful numbing agent, she didn’t feel a thing. I insert the chip and programmed it to her. So, you could say it has become a part of her. If I remove it she’ll malfunction.”

As it was talking, I finished my pizza. When I finished, I said, “Tell me about the controller.”

The robot said, “the controller is able to hold many controlled. In other words, you only need one for a lot of chips. It can be hooked into a computer to make it easier. like the computer in the other room.”

I forgot about the computer. Mom got it when I was young. I was about to say something, but mom came downstair and said, “Morning Tinker, how did you sleep?”

I gave the robot a look that said, “You and I are going to have a little talk about this, but just don’t think about it, and give me the controller.” He nodded and handed it to me.

I looked over it and found a button that had the word power under it. I took a deep breath and pressed it. I turned to mom to see if it worked. Mom was standing there pouring coffee. The was running over the rim and her hand. I jumped out my seat, grabbed the coffee pot, and placed it on the counter. Then I grabbed the paper towels and wiped her hand off and the ground. I turned to the robot and grabbed him by the neck and shoved him against the wall, I said, “What the hell was that. Why did mom greet me with my name.”

The robot said, “Isn’t that what you’re called.”

I slammed him in the wall again and said, “She calls me honey, or maybe you didn’t notice. You probably only thought of how to control my mom.”

The robot said, “Lyra wasn’t the target, you were.”

I dropped him to the floor and grabbed the controller and, without thinking, typed, “take off your shirt and bra, sit on the stairs, then play with your breasts quietly.” Mom removed her shirt and bra as she walked to the stairs and squished her breasts together. I turn back to the robot and was about to say something, but the doorbell rang.

I walked to the door and opened it. Standing at the door was mom’s friend Bon Bon. She said when she saw me, “Hi Tinker, is your mom ready? We have something planned today.

I looked at mom. She was sitting on the stairs, squishing her breast together, with a look between happy and relaxed. Her shirt was on the ground next to her. After looking at it, I realized that it was one of her fancy ones. I turned to Bon Bon and said, “She’s a little tied up at the moment. Do you want to come back later, or should I tell her to meet you.”

Bon Bon said, “I’ll just come back later.” Then she left

I sighed as I shut the door. Then I said, “What do you mean I’m the target?”

The robot said, “I was programmed to capture you, and… I don’t seem to remember. “

I sighed, went over to the table, typed, “Stop squishing your breasts together, and go to the computer room.” She stop what she was doing, got up, and walked to the computer room. I walked in after her. The computer room was pretty plain, had a desk, two chairs, and the desktop. I sat down in front of it and turned it on. the familiar chime. After a few minute, I got a message from two of my friends, Button Mash and Pip. Button Mash wanted to know where I’ve been and Pip wanted to know if I wanted to play an MMORPG with him.

I wrote one word for both of them, “Busy”, Then I went to offline mode, not to be found by my other friends. I found the plug and plugged the controller into the computer. When I plugged it in, the screen went blank and then it showed a scale spinning version of mom, everything of her personality. I turned to the robot and said, “So this can change anything of her. Do you have a name?”

The robot said, “Yes, but only when it’s hooked up. I don’t know if I have a name.”

I turned back to the computer and got a good idea since today’s going to be boring. I grabbed a piece of paper and wrote down everything about her. Then my stomach growled. I looked at my wireless earpiece and got an idea. I said, as I picked it up, “You said that I can tell them what to do, will this work? I call you Robo.”

Robo looked at the thing in my hand and said, “Robo is fine. It will work but needs some calibrations.”

I said, “I’m heading out to get something. Get mom ready for Bon Bon, just make her get dressed and shut it off. If any problems arrive just take control and wait for me to solve it.” I walked out the door before Robo could say something.

I was walking around Ponyville and being greeted by everypony. I usually greet them back, but I had a lot on my mind. Before I knew it, I was in front of Sugarcube Corner. When I walked in, I was greeted by Pinkie Pie. I walked up to the counter and said, “Could I get the usual?”

Pinkie Pie nodded and said, So that’s two cinnamon rolls, a dozen cupcakes and a half a dozen muffins. That will be 23 bits.”

I gave her the bits, grabbed my 2 boxes and walked out of the bakery. When I got close to my house, I saw Robo running to me. I said when he got to me, “what happened.”

He said, as he took a few breaths, “I was just calibrating the ear thing, and I heard the front door open. I didn’t think of anything at first, because I thought it was you, but when I heard a gasp. I turned around to see a different pony standing there.”

I didn’t hear what else to say. I ran home, open the front door, placed the boxes on the table, and ran into the computer room. Laying on the ground Bon Bon. I looked up to see mom still naked. I turned to Robo and said, “How much have you did with her.”

Robo said, “I just put the chip in and registered it.”

I sighed walked over to the controller. and looked at the screen, It had two names. Mom’s and Bon Bon’s. I plugged into the computer and then all her info came up, her measurement, what she’s wearing, her personality, her relations, and her memories. I turned to Robo, who was standing in the doorway, and said, “What’s different between the two chips, Bon Bon has more info than mom.”

Robo said, “It’s a different chip this one can take in more data. Do you want me to switch Lyra’s chip?”

I said, “Is it going to hurt her, are she going to wake in the middle of the process, is any information going to be lost in the process.”

Robo said, “It won’t, removing it discharges a shock through the body, shutting down for a few hours, the data is in the controller.” He walked over to mom, pulled out the weird looking syringe, and jabbed into mom, and then stuck a finger into her ear and pulled out the chip. After he removed it, mom’s body jerk, making her breast bounce, then her body went slack. The chip was on a long thin tube of metal. He removed it, placed a different chip on the claw thing and insert it into her ear. When he pulled out his finger, he said, “It’s done.”

I turned to the computer and went to mom. It was already synced. I updated mom’s information, then wrote down Bon Bon’s.

I went back to mom’s and typed, “get dressed and come back.” Mom got up and walked out of the room. As mom was gone, I said, “Robo, is this calibrated?” He nodded and then mom came walking in. I said, “Mom, bring in two chairs, two ropes, blindfolds.” I turned the mic off and said, “Robo, could you go to my room and grab a box with a mic connected to it.” Mom came in carrying the rope and blindfold. The chairs were levitated behind her. I got up and place the first chair down and said, “Mom, place Bon Bon in this chair and tie and blindfold her.” Mom levitated Bon Bon into the chair, tried her in the chair, and gagged her. I grab the other seat and said as I placed it next to Bon Bon, “Mom, sit down in the chair and tie yourself up.” She sat down and levitated the rope around her and knotted it. I walked up behind both of them and checked the knots. They were really tight. Then I blindfold them.

After I was done, I shut it off, Mom slumped in the seat. Robo said, “You know you didn’t have to say mom for every command.”

As I was setting up the box I said, “Now you tell me. Anyways could you quietly wake them up.”

Robo walked up to them and patted Bon Bon on the cheeks. When Bon Bon started groaning, Robo went to mom. I said after I turned on my voice changer, “Bon Bon, it’s time to wake up.”

She lifted her head and tried to move. She said with panic rising in her voice, “Who’s there, please just me go.”

I said, “I’ll you and Lyra go after an experiment.”

She said, “Lyra’s here. Where is she? tell me where she is.”

I said while holding my ears, “Keep it down will ya. Lyra is right next to you.”

As if on cue, mom groaned, lifted her head and said, “Where am I, all I remember is pouring the coffee this morning. Oh shit, what time is it?”

I turned to the screen and checked the time. I said, as I brought up their intelligence, “It’s almost three in the afternoon.”

She said as she struggled, “Shit I didn’t go. Bon Bon is going to be mad at me.”

Bon Bon said, “Lyra I’m right next to you. Don’t worry, since we’re in the same predicament. I didn’t go as well.”

I said, “That’s enough. The faster we get this experiment done the faster you’ll get home.” I turned to the computer and lowered their intelligence by half. I turned around and said, “Solve this, 5x5.”

Lyra and Bon Bon said at the same time. “10. No wait, it’s 25.”

I said, as I returned their intelligence back to normal, “Good now one last thing.” I selected mom and turned to controller on. I walked behind mom and untied her and took off the blindfold. Then I walk to the computer and typed, “Return to your bed.” Then I switched to Bon Bon and did the same thing.

After they were gone, Robo said, “They will remember everything.”

I said, as I went to this morning in their memories, “No they won’t. I can just delete the memories.” After I was done. I got on an old Rpg game I used to play.

After a few hour, mom came in and said, “I see you got some goods from sugarcube corner. Anyways I’m going to lay down a bit more. Be sure to leave me some.” I nodded and she went away. After an hour, I wrapped up the game, put my half of the good in the fridge and went to bed remembering that tomorrow is monday and Pip must have told the rest of my friend about my new robot.