Hi I'm a mess of Random

by Charon White

Jake the god of everything.

Previous Chapter

Our story begins in Equestria. A stallion known as Blaze is ready to take on the universe! So he fights the MLP FiM Prime. He kills Chrissalis and turns her into a robot, Some shadow guy is changed by the ray of goodness and, the moon is turned to cheese! After that Blaze marries Twilight after dating for 3 months and, "hooking up" 5 months after meeting.

Blaze came into existence after Jake used him as a disguse for Equesrian life. Afetr he grew bored Jake droped the cover and gave his form life! The new being was named Blaze for some reason. After Blaze was "born" a magical land of Over poweredness was created to hold his ego. Little did Blaze know that his ego and, power were nothing compared to blaze.

Blaze was the only member of his family that cared about power. Every other member abused it because no one knows. Blaze had cliché parents who cared about his brother so much that he can't walk without help. Eventully Blaze got bored of abuseing his power and decided to leave. Why was he abuseing it? I don't know I'm only the Narrator. So Blaze left and wound up in Equestria. After landing he was swarmed by mares wanting to marry him. He wasn't interested in all of them so he married all of them.

Blaze was heart broken after he found out that the other ponies weren't immortal. So he became a Hermit for 3000 years. Eventuly he went to the Gala and meet Twilight. Fromt here you know the rest. Well folks The Narrator is out!