Hi I'm a mess of Random

by Charon White

Time for Bland Villian war!

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There was a big army of villians from all over the Xenoverse but Luckily Cloud(My pegasis OC) is here to ruin everything with failed attempts at characerization and his never ending whining when something doesn't go his way! Cloud will steal the spotlight while the actually interesting characters are shoved to the side.

Just then a villian with an intersting philosiphy and backstory are destoried by lack of screen time and little room to talk. Along with the dragon which had potential but it was all wasted because of the need for Cloud's screen time! As the villian's army mobilizes but Cloud's Mary Sueness makes it so that he can slash thought the army with ease! That and his Duality Sword! Which is a blade that has nothing to do with duality but everything to do with breaking reality!

Cloud keeps fighting not breaking a sweat as his elements of fire and ice gives the army freezer burn! As the battle rages on Cloud destroies the vehicles with flaming ice balls! You know because logic doesn't matter. Anyways Cloud marches forward to the villian.

Cloud continues to march. As cloud approches the villian since he wasn't overpowered enough. He calls to his friends and they fuse to weild the creation sword. You know, because everything needs swords! Any ways they slash at the villain and he dies destroying the universe!

After awakening Cloud finds he awoke in Heaven. "Ugh where am I?" Cloud looked around and, noticed that he was in Heaven. "Wow that's weird. Will this ever be explained?"

Cloud's Father walks over. "Nope it's an Anti-climax!"

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