The Madness Of Friendship

Rap Time? Rap Time.

AN: So this was inspired by Epic Rap Battles Of MLP, by enigmaMystere. Check it out, it's so funny.(http://www.fimfiction.net/story/26717/Epic-Rap-Battles-of-MLP) I introduced it to my friend and he just started it, and i decided to follow. I'm not the brightest bulb in the box. Hope you enjoy!

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Discord walked into Ponyville with his swag turned on high and his cool sunglasses on his nose. Earlier that day he declared a rap battle to Princess Luna. He also made sure DJ P0n3 was okay with it too. Of course, if she hadn't agreed he had other ways of getting her to do so. Soon, he walked into the square, where a stage had been set up. He smiled a devious smile and continued to walk until he was on the stage.

"Hello Ponyville citizens! I know your probably quaking with fear from me not being all stony, but i have something i wish to settle with Princess Luna." He paused to look at his watch, which had appeared out of nowhere. "Who is five minutes late." There was a great gasp as all of Ponyville finally realized why the stage had been set up, and some ponies even started to panic. Then there was great WHOOSH sound and Princess Luna was suddenly on the stage. She looked at Discord with annoyance.

"What doth thee wish to challenge me to?" Luna asked impatiently. Discord smiled evilly.

"Actually it's not really a challenge so much as it is a barter. I win, you give me equestria. You win, i go back to being stone." And with that, Discord pointed his claw to the DJ and grabbed a mic.Luna didn't really see the point of this at all, and tried to stop it before it began. Alas, it was to late.

Discord

VS

Princess Luna

Oh please ive already won. Don't you understand that your done? Chaos will rule equiestria, and besides I've already got the best of ya!

You think you can beat me? Please. I doubt there are many ponies you can swoon. Besides soon ehough imma send yo ass to the MOOOONNN!!!

The Moon? oh please you've been there long enough. Like its so unfair your big sister sent you to the moon, well tough. And you think i can't convince anypony? please my dear you've been gone far too long. I've turned the mane six and you too i will soon turn and then your big sis will be quite lonley.

If you think you can rap, then your livin' a lie. That last line didn't even rhyme! As if i'd let your petty exscuses by. You may think i'm pathetic, but you fell too! Nightmare moon wasn't my best appearance, that much is true. Sure i was sent to the sky but at least my hide didn't go from live to stone in 5! All your parts don't even make sense, and you lack any and all pretense.

HO-HO! You do make me laugh! But still my parts may be a bit of a puzzle but at least i will take a bath. And I Didnt fall i was stoned, but oh my dear some ponys have attoned for my crimes. My dear daughter screwball was abandened. So whos the real monster here?

You really must get control of your rhyme. Your kind of making it look like your a swine. At least i'm not beast who eats meat and is a monster! And besides i have a sister who will make your demise. Soon enough you'll just be another constelation in my sky!

Isn't it impossible for stars to move? Because when im trapped i like to dance with a groove. I havent been on my game, but at least i dont change my age for an excuse for being so lame. But still again i can make chocolate rain. when im done thelly have to throw you down the drain...

Everypony knows you gotta screw loose, but listening to grooves that are in your head just make the truth more true. Besides i didn't age, if anything i became a better battle mage. Yes it's true the elements of harmony got the best of me, but they got you too so let that subject be. Sure you make chocolate rain and cotton candy clouds, but im the one on who is named after Nightmare Night and whos got the face to please the crowds!

Can't you See? Im the captain Q ,and i make all the fangirls sqweee. And if your a mage, then somebodys gonna rage. And If you think ill be trapped for long...then my dear...You. Are. Very. Wrong. MWUHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm sorry what did you say? I fell asleep due to your sloppy try at rhyme. Pretty soon everypony will have to hit the hay. Why? Cause i'm the godess of the night. And soon enough you'll be on your knees with fright.

Oh Sure, boring ol' Lunas gonna make me snore! I make night and day last what? 2 minutes. so you have no power over me! You are nothing but Celestias whore! So what have you to say? Tell me while dance on your grave.

You do realize you are a bore? Your nitty little comments aren't gonna make me run to the store. If anybody's a whore it's gotta be you. I heard you slept with Winnie the Pooh. And besides i bet your just jealous that i can get Celly's rump anyday. And poor you, whos had a crush on her since may, i belive i got the best of you, Otay?

Your beginning to try my patience. You been around the store and a bit more working for pents. I swear you would like some of Pooh. But then again you've already got tons of poo. And no Celestia hit on me, so i threw her into the sea. Whats in her hair is seaweed, nothing but a buch of weeds that my poor eyes bleed. And why is your hair mist? i mean seariously it wont be missed.

My hair isn't mist you retarded fly. The reason it sparkles and shines is cause it's the lovely night sky. Celly told me it was you who hit on her cause she was "beautiful and radiant" but she was right when she told me you were the ugliest recipeint. I highly doubt you can get any of your hair to wave just as majesticly as we do. And i'm sorry but you got a call from a Mr. Pooh.

You, young colt are a as beautiful as voldemort. And if you think im ugly, you should speak to your mom, oh wait shes dead because she had to go. I know my rhyemes dont make sense but im Discord so just go with the flow. And your royal voice sounds a lot like your sisters screams after twilight.

Firstly, for your small mind, i am a mare.  Besides my face is much more fair. My mom isn't dead and her names Faust. You wish you could get near but you'd probably just get lost. And at least my mom didn't throw me out to the diamond dogs. Also, get ready to be thrown out into the fog!

Well, well and so it must end. I can't say it wasn't fun, but next we meet you best hope we're friends. Nightmare moon was much better looking, oh well im off to do some cooking. It was fun, so lets meet up and do this again, but then again I may be a bum.

Agreed we must be done. And yes she was i will admit, but it's sad that you would want do jailbait. I have to remind you that things like that  are highly frowned upon, and you i must hate. Anyway's i've got Abby waiting back at the castle for me. What a fun night of calculations it's going to be!

Who will win? You decide!

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AN: Okay guys, i'm going to do this just like Epic Rap Battles Of MLP. How ever many votes for Princess Luna, or Discord will decide. Also, please forgive me and my friend. We suck at trying to rap. Also, if you truly wanted to know I was Princess Luna and my friend was Discord. Please no rude comments please.