The Madness Of Friendship

Fun Times In Skyrim

By Littlelf1116 and her funny friend

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It was a lovely day in a land called Skyrim, and two friends were having tea in a lush green field. They were seated at a table in the middle of said field, and tea was set out before them with crumpets on the side. They were having a nice conversation about what skills they had, and Treybor was telling Liz his hidden skill.

"People say i'm a good masseuse, but i haven't the slightest idea why." Treybor told Liz. Treybor is a muscular Vampire of 27, not a beefy though, and was a little taller than average.. He had a very visible scar on his left eye,  a short beard, and a tattoo over his left eye. He has short hair, but not shaved as some might think. He carried some weapons, but none were needed. He was also a good mage when the time called. He wears a white shirt  with a brown most of the time, with brown doe clothed pants and simple ware shoes.

"Maybe your just good with your hands." Liz said, trying to hide her giggling. Liz was a nicely toned woman of 23, and shorter than most women but not overly so.  She has choppy black hair that curled into the sides and it came to just about her shoulders. Liz has green eyes and a small scar that sits on the bottom of her jaw line right next to her ear. She wields a sword most of the time, but uses fire spells as well. Her usual attire is a white ruffled shirt covered with a red long overcoat, black tight fitting pants with small, black heals.

"...Not one f**cking word...." Treybor told her, narrowing his eyes. Liz faked being taken aback, showing fake surprise to keep up her act.

"Me? Say something? ABSURD!" She said indignantly. She had her entire hand pointing towards her as if to say 'Your accusing me?!?'.

"INDEED!!!" Treybor growled, taking an angry sip of his tea. Treybor's last action made Liz fall out of her chair with laughter."WHAT IS THOU LAUGHING AT?!?!"

Liz coughed for a moment, trying to get her laughter under control, and sat back into her chair. She then suddenly pointed to a bush rather dramatically. "That bush was making a rather funny impression of you."

"SON OF A TACO EATING MEXICAN!!!" Treybor bellowed, then promptly burned the bush Liz had pointed at. Liz was breathless and coughing for air by now. She was gasping for breath when Treybor continued with his fit. "WOULD YOU LIKE TEA!?!"

Treybor then threw the pot of tea onto Liz. This only made Liz laugh harder at the utter absurdity of it all. Liz told Treybor she would be back in a moment. Treybor told her to "BRING BACK BURRITOS!!!" by then Liz had given up on trying to breath. When Liz came back she had brought back six different, animated ponies of many colors. One orange, one white, one pink, one purple, one blue, and the last one was yellow. The yellow pony and the blue were Pegasi, the purple and white ponies were Unicorns, and the pink and orange ponies were just that. Regular ponies.The yellow Pegasus had brought a white bunny with her, while the purple Unicorn had brought a book and the pink pony had brought a cake.

"Fluttershy and Angel are in an abusive relationship." Treybor commented, looking at the yellow Pegasus and the bunny. The bunny appeared to be telling the nervous pegasus off for doing something wrong. Liz gave him a knowing look and told him about Fluttershy's Stare. After said tale Treybor tried his hardest to not make the timid Pegasus mad.

"DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY HAT!!" Treybor yelled at Liz. Liz Pinkie Pie Promised she wouldn't. "Good, now hold my hat while i burn that bushes mob family."

Treybor tossed his hat at Liz and ran to start fires. "Um..okay." Liz said to the air, and held the hat gingerly in her hands.

"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING MY HAT?!?!" Treybor grabbed his hat back and patted it on his head. "It's okay, I've got you now. One does not simply break  Pinkie Pie Promise.

"But you told me to hold it!"Liz insisted.

"It's okay! I'M HAVING FUN WITH MY HAT!!" Treybor screamed at the sky. Liz just looked at him.

"......No comment."

"DEATH TO BUSHES!!!! KAMAKAZZI!!!!" Treybor yelled at the sky again, and ran to start more fires to more plants. Liz watched him as he did so.

"He is a very unique person." Liz said to the butler that had shown up.

"You don't say!" Wilson said. Wilson may have been a butler, but he did most of his own work as free will. Wilson didn't keep one shape, for he was a soul brought back and changed his appearance often.

"Tea?" Liz asked politely.

"Indubitably." Wilson answered. Liz gave him a confused look.

"...What?" Liz questioned. She had never heard that word, and wanted to know what it meant.

"YOU WILL HAVE SKOOMA" Treybor yelled from the distance, and began to dance. "FEEL THE BURN!!"

"Do you deal with this man all the time?" Liz asked Wilson, but she never got an answer. Wilson was too concerned with the sun to pay attention.

"How did you raise the sun without magic?" Wilson inquired. Treybor ran over and stood in front of him.

"I ASKED NICELY!" Treybor yelled in his face. Liz looked back and forth between the two.

"..Well Treybor has a point." Liz finally said, breaking the silence. Then they continued to talk about different scenarios with Fluttershy being polite. One of which included her asking nicely for the apocalypse to stop. While they were talking another pony appeared to join the group and announced himself as Niblet. He was a tan Earth pony with a black and red mane. He also appeared to be slightly insane.

All of a sudden a scenario took place that ended up with Liz telling Niblet she was sorry, and him turning around, sitting on his haunches, and crossing his forelegs over his chest.

"I only accept muffins as apology." Niblet said sternly. Liz grabbed a muffin from a nearby basket and handed it to him. "You amuse me...you shall still dance." With that said Niblet enjoyed his muffin and tried to keep it from a certain mail mare who had flown in. Liz sat back in her chair and borrowed the book Twilight Sparkle had brought. Treybor mounted Niblet and demanded he move forward.

"RIDE NIBLET! INTO THE NIGHT!" Treybor yelled as manly as one can while sitting a top a pony.

"Hmm....you might tempt me with muffins." Niblet said defiantly, wanting to get something out of this deal.

"IT SHALL BE!!" Treybor bellowed once more. Liz looked at the duo and frowned in confusion then shook it off.

"...Ooookaaaaaayyy...." She commented more to herself than everyone else. Derpy popped out of a tree and looked around excitedly.

"Somepony say muffins?" Treybor looked at Niblet and Niblet looked back at Treybor, terror in his eyes. Liz merely pointed to Jack.

"RUN NIBLET!!!" Treybor yelled out of terror. Niblet took off in a general direction.

"ON IT!" He yelled back to the man riding him. Little did Treybor know they were headed toward a muffin shop. Liz had dedided to share a cake with Pinkie Pie, whilst listening to the ponies tale about  how crazy oatmeal can be. Soon, Liz had started a heated conversation with Rainbow Dash about the Wonderbolts. Niblet and Treybor had returned at that time and Treybor had made it rain muffins. Then he stopped and thought 'I can make this about 20% cooler.' Treybor decided, and brought his family of Jesters along with him.

"Rainbow dash can make this place about 20% cooler in ten seconds flat!" Liz yelled, and Rainbow Dash did a Sonic Rainboom.The colors were magnificent. At which time their dear friend Sol entered the field,  and looked around.

"I'm not even gonna...." Sol said before turning around to leaving. Then another one of their dear friends entered the field. His name is complicated, so they called him C. C looked around and flew upside down to a tree and proceeded to play with yarn, for he was part cat. He was also a Pyro, so after he was done with said tree he turned it to flame.

All of a sudden a dragon flew down to the field and began playing an amazing guitar solo. Everyone was at a loss for words and hopped onto his back to go to his lair so they could hear more of his amazing guitar playing.

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AN: Let me just be the one out of us two to apologize for anyone getting offended by our words in this fic. We didn't mean to offend anyone i assure you, we were both half exhausted and extremely bored. So yeah, this is what came out of it. Once again, if your a hater please pack your bags now. I only give love a cookies to comments and constructive criticism.

Treybor: P.S. I like cats! Thank You!