Four teenagers decide to launch a surprise attack on the Changelings. Pretty crummy choice, but then we encounter six pony girls, and the most beautiful-looking dragon girl ever. Oh, there's also the bughorse leader, a spirit of chaos, and general weirdness.

My name is Blotto.

In Equestria, I am a Marsupilami.

Welcome to my life, as of now.

Contains R63'd Spike and Discord.