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The socially awkward assassin

by wariyoshi
Master assassin Brass Kalibur struggles in his forced attempt to gain a social life.

Anypony who knows Brass Kalibur knows that he's excelled at his job for his entire life as an assassin. What they don't know, and what he will soon find out, is that while he may be Equestria's greatest assassin he's also probably Equestria's biggest introvert. He can speak eight languages fluently, he has an understanding of psychology up to the point of a doctor, he can kill an armed opponent with his bare hooves, but he has difficulty making friends, which, unfortunately for him, is exactly what he needs to do for his next mission.

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This is my third fanfic, after the other two didn't turn out so hot, I just kind of thought "Meh, third times the charm" as I made this one. I got the idea for this one when I was watching "Ledge man and assassin" by TomSka on youtube. I was thinking "You know, they should make a movie about a master assassin who just so happens to be really awful in a social environment" And from that moment on, I've been thinking of how I could make this a pony fanfic. I personally think it turned out decent and I have a few more chapters coming, let me know what you think about this :P

Teen
Incomplete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
Comedy
Adventure
 
MPOS

32830 words: Estimated about 3 hours to read

8 Chapters:

  1. Welcome to Ponyville (Chapter 1) 2012-06-20 01:18:07 UTC
    4209
  2. Kill me now (Chapter 2) 2012-06-20 16:14:38 UTC
    5631
  3. I only get captured when I wanna get captured (Chapter 3) 2012-06-21 20:41:02 UTC
    4376
  4. And don't forget the beer, Shiny (Chapter 4) 2012-06-23 10:07:31 UTC
    2499
  5. I love the smell of hay bacon in the morning 2012-07-03 23:30:41 UTC
    4614
  6. He sells rugs 2012-07-03 23:44:04 UTC
    4955
  7. Does that metal thingy talk too? 2012-07-22 01:48:31 UTC
    2201
  8. I'm not gay, if that's what you're asking... 2012-07-21 23:36:26 UTC
    4345