Vinyl Scratch is a DJ
Vinyl Scratch is an Alcoholic
Vinyl Scratch has a nagging mare friend
Vinyl Scratch does a bit of drugs
Vinyl Scratch constantly loses limbs
Vinyl Scratch has to survive on pony brains
Vinyl Scratch has to hide the smell of rotting flesh
Vinyl Scratch left her phone at home.

What? Being a zombie isn't THAT big of an issue is it?

(Rated Teen for Mild Gore, Language, Sexual References, Alcohol and Drug Use, and Ponies)