Chapters (August 27th)
(Me) Hey, Flame whats up?
(Flame Bug) Nothing.
(Me) Today were getting 2 new students.
(Flame Bug) On the 2nd day of school? They'll be weeks before they catch up.
(Me) Very funny.
2 HOURS LATER
(Button Mash) Hello! I know it's the 2nd day but me and my friend Rumble here are new.
(Rumble) Yah sorry.
(Scootaloo) SWEETIE BELL IS MISSING. SHES IN THE DUNGEON FOREST.
(Button Mash) I heard Discord lives there now.
(Me) Who's Discord?
(Button Mash) No need to explain just go.
(Flame Bug) I'm going to your my best friend man.
(Me) OK man lets go.
3 HOURS OF SEARCHING LATER
(Me) Oh my god Sweetie Belle.
(Sweetie Belle) No don't it's a trap.
(Discord) Ha Ha looks like the weak little ponies fell into my trap.
(Me) Let her go.
(Discord) NO! Not after Twilight Sparkle. She was helped by me she was guided by me but no she just left me to die,
(Me) No she didn't you got lost and she tried to find you there's a legend. *FREEZEZ Discord*
(Sweetie Belle) Thank you. I lo....
(Me) What?
(Sweetie Belle) Nothing.
(August 25th) 2016
Today I am visiting ponyville a place of magic and love and don't forget friend ship. The reason being most of my class is from there I'm going off to college and going to have so much fun there.
(Me) Hello, there looks like I will be you roommate.
(Flame Bug) Oh hey man whats up
(Me) Nothing who are those people?
(Flame Bug) Those are the ponyville crusaders they were known as the cutie mark crusaders but then they got cutie marks.
(Me) Oh cool I like that one with the purple and pink hair.
(Flame Bug) That's Sweetie Belle. Say what type of pony are you?
(Me) I'm a Alicorn 1st born unroyal male Alicorn.
(Flame Bug) So cool. So do you want me to introduce you to Sweetie Belle?
(Me) Sure!
(Flame Bug) Hey, Sweetie Belle over here. This is Trysten the Alicorn first born unroyal male Alicorn.
(Sweetie Belle) OMG! I've only met 1 Alicorn besides you and that's princess luna in my dreams.
(Me) Why, thanks looks like we'll be in the same school I'll see ya around.
(Apple Bloom) Come on Sweetie Belle!
(Scootaloo) Ya Sweetie Belle come on.
(Sweetie Belle) Bye.
(Flame Bug) Do you like her?
(Me) Of course I do she's so pretty.
(Flame Bug) Good! I'll set you 2 up on a date when we get there.
(Conductor) All aboard!
(Flame Bug) Lets go!
8 HOURS LATER
(Conductor) Of the train.
(Me) What?
(Flame Bug) You slept through the whole ride.
(Me) Haha. Sorry I'm a little tired well I was.
(Flame Bug) No problem!
(Me) You set the date up didn't you?
(Flame Bug) Pony park 7:30 PM tonight you have 4 hours.
(Me) Thanks and I hate you.
(Flame Bug) I love me too.
4 HOURS LATER
(Me) *knock knock knock*
(Sweetie Belle) Hi.
(Me) You look great best day ever.
(Sweetie Belle) Thanks!
2 HOURS LATER
(Sweetie Belle) So what classes do yo u take.
(Me) I take architecture, filming, and game developing, oh and for fun math.
(Sweetie Belle) I take game developing too and math.
*CRASH*
(Sweetie Belle) Ahhh get this light of of me off of me.
(Me) *Lifts light off of Sweetie Belle.
(Sweetie Belle) Thanks!
(Me) Your welcome.
(Sweetie Belle) Ahhhgggg *Falls*
(Flame Bug) Ohhh God were you to ganna do it your in a shack I'll leave you alone.
(Me) NO! Why would I do that?
(Flame Bug) Don't you want to?
(Sweetie Belle) Do what?
(Me) He means have sex.
(Sweetie Belle) So answer him do you.
(My mind) I mean do I? She's pretty, nice, smart, and fun.
(Me) I guess but no I don't know.
(Sweetie Belle) I do I guess.
(Flame Bug) Then go to her dorm she dosn't have a room mate yet.
(Me) What? Wait you want to have sex
(Sweetie Belle) Yes. Why? Do you not?
(Me) I don't know?
(Sweetie Belle) Hows this we forget it then in a week we talk?
(Me) Deal!
(August 26th)
(Flame Bug) Man I'm sorry about last night. Hows this I'll buy your meals all day for a week.
(Me) Dude it's fine man.
(Flame Bug) I shouldn't have asked that.
(Me) No you shouldn't have so you will buy Sweetie Belle a bundle of roses and say it's from me.
(Flame Bug) OK! Deal.
4 HOURS LATER
(Twilight) OK class my name is Twilight Sparkle a teacher here at our college in order to be in game developing me and Mrs.Rainbow Dash should teach you it.
(Me) *Raises hand*
(Twilight) Yes Mr.Edgley.
(Me) Lunch is in 15 minuets.
(Twilight) Yes it is. Thanks for reminding me. lets learn some codes.
15 MINUETS LATER
(Me) OOOHHHH BACON SANDWICH. Thanks Mrs.Fluttershy
(Fluttershy) *whispers* your welcome.
(Apple Jack) Attention students today we will tell you about sex but don't puke your lunches out.
(Me) Oh my god.
(Apple Jack) Sex is unpermited in school grounds if you do have sex in our school you will be expelled thank you.
It's time to talk about "sex"
(August 28th)
(Sweetie Belle) Good morning!
(Me) Whoa how did you get in here it's a boy's dorm.
(Sweetie Belle) Remember last night I had to sleep over because I lost my key I'm getting a new one tomarrow.
(Me) Oh sorry I must of forgot. Listen it's time we talk about that "sex" thing.
(Sweetie Belle) I think we shouldn't do it because 1st of all we have no condoms 2nd of all were to young if I did have a baby we couldn't take care of it. But I hope we can still date.
(Me) I agree.
(Flame Bug) Good cause I am not taking care of your child.
(Me) Dude what the hell man don't scare me like that.
(Flame Bug) Oh dude sorry man by the way guys Trysten got his tuition bill today.
(Me) 20,000$ this month! I can't afford that.
(Flame Bug) I can loan you 18,000$.
(Me) Thanks. man I'll pay you back.
(Flame Bug) Oh dude it's the least I could do for you man. Remember man before your date you hooked me up with Scootaloo.
(Me) Ya after you hooked me up with Sweetie Belle.
(Flame Bug) But I did that for cause before she told me to do that she said you were cute.
(Me) Wait you thought I was cute?
(Sweetie Belle) Ya sorry I was scared to ask you out.
(Me) I love you. : Kisses Sweetie Belle:
(Sweetie Belle) I love you too.
(Flame Bug) OK bye guys.
(Me) Now that I have 22,406$ (having 4,406$ before) lunch is on me.
(Sweetie Belle) Great!