The Pony and the shadows

by bitten balloon

Pancakes, ham, and strang pony is strange. 5

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        "So you own a hotel of your own and gave me a room for free? I will make enough money to purchase my own house, but for now I'll just have to use your hotel. You are planning on charging me for my stay I presume," he said to the gryphon next to him.

"No hidden costs Epic, it's free. And yes I own the hotel," she replied.

"Huh... That is very useful... But one question, where do I put all these books?" Epic asked.

~play My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic theme~

After the minni library was put away, Epic and Gilia were talking and Epic was making something on the stove.

"So Epic what are you making?" Gilia asked with curiosity trailing from her voice.

"Something yummy, scrummy and delicious!" Epic said with excitement flowing from his voice.

"What?" Gilia asked.

"Not telling!" Epic said in a teasing manner.

"... Tell me. Now." The griffin said in a stern voice.

"You can't make me," Epic said, "hear this is for you, I finished cooking!"

Gilia looked at the pile of flat round things in front of her, "what are these?"

"Just eat!" Epic almost yelled.

"Ok *munch munch* oh my gosh, these are delicious!" Gilia exclaimed, and stuffed her face into the pile of yum.

"I thought you would like them, by the way those were pancakes." Epic said. After finishing the pancakes, Epic and Gilia went out, and a strange purple mare bumped right into Epic.

"I'm so sorry, I don't see you there, who are you... Um hi, uh gotta go!" She said, before telliporting away (I think I spelled that word wrong) leaving Epic and Gilia very confused.

"Who was that Gilia? I don't think I've met a purple mare hear before." Epic stated in a forthright manner.

"I never met her ether Epic. But she seemed to recognise you... What does that mean?" Gilia asked more herself than anyone else.

"What is ham? I want some ham. Gimme!" Epic said acting like a child (couldn't spell ponyfide version).

"It's meat. Ponies can't eat that." Gilia said. "Where is he this time..." She was annoyed that he just disappeared again, right after he asked about the ham.

"Thanks for shopping, goodbye!" The shop ceap said. That made Gilia's eyes shrink {he went in the shop! The little rascal} Gilia though.

"Don't say goodbye! That means forever!" Epic yelled.

"Epic what are you doing?" Gilia asked.

"*munch much* eating ham!" Epic said.

"But--" Gilia started but had a hoof in her mouth after a second.

"Only pegesi are born from my tribe, but, my mum and dad's dad was a griffin like you, the only reason I don't recognise you was you look extremely different to grandad and grandpa." Epic said in a dead pan tone.

"So you can eat meat?"

"Yes."

"Well I know of a sushi bar near hear, let's go!" And so they did, culminating in one of the most insanely epic climaxes in the history of anime... Wait what?!

"Don't get off topic!" (Oi I said don't do that!) "I am untameable!!!" (Fine I'll do this the hard way) a box falls on Epic, "ow ok, ok, jeese..."

"Uh Epic? Are you ok?" Gilia asked.

"Yeah, let's go get some sushi!" Epic said.

..:..:..:time warp:..:..:..

"You looak Fuhany!" Gilia said in a slurry voice.

"I told you not to drink alcohol, but did you listen? No. This is your fault, Gilia, and I'm not cleaning your sick up ether. You can do it yourself." Epic said to the drunk griffin.

"Can you sleep with me tonight?" Gilia asked.

"Wh-what?! No! Not a chance!" Epic said blushing furiously.

The two had went to a sushi bar and had some sushi, but Gilia wanted some sider and bear, Epic said no, but Gilia said it would be fun... Little did she know how much alcohol she was going to drink. After Gilia's 50th glass Epic said no more alcohol. Gilia ceapt going, after her hundruth glass, Epic cancelled her next order, and they left, Gilia payed because Epic didn't have any money. They were currently outside Gilia's Penthouse apartment of her hotel.

"You need someone to watch you for the night though, so I will stay with you. Could you open the door please?" Epic told Gilia, she opened the door and they went inside her house.

"Thanks for looking after me... *Hick* I reeallly appppreciate, iiiit." Gilia said before she passed out.

"Good night," Epic said when he put her in her bed. Afterward he left, got a blanket and sleeped on the couch.

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