The Pony and the shadows

        "Uhhgnnn... Go away sun!!! Gah..." Gilia said, suffering a nasty hangover.

"I warned you not to drink too much, but did you listen? No," Epic said, "you thought you could drink at least three gallons before you would get drunk."

"Didn't you drink last night?"

"No."

"Why?"

"It's extremely dangerous, first, you can die because of your liver deciding to go camecazy, second, drink flying, from where I'm from, is illegal, and I intended to never taste a drop of alcohol at all in my life." Epic went into rant mode. (What? People do rant about this kind of stuff!)

"At least one of us were thinking straight, but kill me? No alcohol can't kill, knives kills, fire kills, arrows kills, a little liquor? No, can't kill." Gilia ranted back.

"I think someone forgot who has the messed-up time mountain knowledge." Epic said proudly. (Punch, punch, punch, punch!!!)

"Oh yea... I still don't believe you." Gilia said, getting out of bed.

"Oh well, you win some you loose some." Epic said.

Both Epic and Gilia got up and went to the kitchen, Epic made bacon, mushroom, and cheddar omelettes. The day was just starting and it was already going to get chaotic... And that was just the start of the day. After breakfast the duo left for the shops, and Epic was already missing...

"Where is that pony this time?!" Gilia Galia said under her breath. Since day one Epic had been unpredictable, strange, and downright odd.

Epic had decided that he wanted to go to the toy shop, see what was there and have some fun. Gilia, after a long time, found him. He was standing next to a flier that read:

Help wanted,

King Sombra has declared that the Crystal Empier is no friend of Equestrea, and is threatening war.

All these who want to help defeat the tyrent go to the castle of the two sisters construction site to lend a hoof.

500 Bits per day payment.

"Seems like something bad is happening elsewhere, eh Epic." Gilia said a little bit of shock in her voice. "Now, what was it you wanted? I'm sure we can find it."

"Gilia, I would like a lot of things but I don't take what isn't mine, plus I don't have any money..." He replied.

"So... Lunch? You can choose, I don't want another hangover two days in a row..." Gilia said getting quite near the end.

"I found the best place! I saw it on the way hear," Epic said and started walking through the mass of ponies swarming the streets. After about five minutes, they arrived at a place called Frimonda's Café.

"I've never been here before... I'll see what they have to offer." Gilia said walking into the café. Just as she predicted the small establishment was quit quiet, and the menu was a nice little group of sandwiches, tea, coffee and scones.

"*Blech* I hate coffee, tastes disgusting! I prefer tea, I'll have a cucumber sandwich, with some orange juice." Epic said to Gilia and the shop assistant.

"I'll have a English Breakfast tea, and BLT, please." Gilia said.

"Coming right up!" The tan mare.

Epic and Gilia went over to a spare table and sat down. Five minutes later, the food and drinks were served (don't think that's written correctly).

"BLT, huh? I don't like the T but the rest I will gladly eat any time of day! So, Gilia, how has your day been?" Epic asked.

"Fine just, chasing you all over town, ripping my feathers out, and giving up, just to find you next to me... You know the usual." Gilia said, in a sarcastic manner.

"Ouch, right in the heart!" Epic said in a mocking fashion.

"Oh, shut it!" Gilia said.

As the two ate there food, customers entered and left, but...

"I SAID I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER!!! STUPID B--!" An agrivated station, with a brown coat, silver mane, and a peace of poo stabbed by a knife for a cutiemark (Cutiemark, Cutie Mark?) and gray eyes, started, but Epic sucker punched (hoofed?) him in the face.

"No yelling at the shop assistant!!! Sorry about that, Ma'am," he said.

"Ya' think ya' tough?! Huh?! I'll tear you to shreds!!!" The mad pony yelled at Epic.

"Nice knowing you, bye!" Epic said before running like a scaredy cat... Man that pony is fast...

"Get back hear kid! I'm not done with you yet!" The crazed earth pony yelled. Just before Epic sneak attack, knocking the brown earth pony out instantly. But his friend came out to fight as well, nether Gilia or Epic saw what they looked like, so yea...

"One unicorn, and two pegesi, peace of cake, also, Gilia, get me some cake please!" Epic said. Then went straight up into the sky, the two pegesi followed, Epic hit one in the stomach, tried to hit the other, but the unicorn stopped him, for exactly five seconds before Gilia took him out. Epic then proceed to taunt his opponent, then his opponent chased him, but, the stupid peges forgot the ground excited and crashed while Epic glided away.

Epic and Gilia headed back inside, and the pony at the counter looked just shocked, and said; "that was incredible, how did you beat them so easily?!"

"Oh it was nothing, just helping out sompony that doesn't get the credit she deserves." Epic said.

"Those four were nothing but trouble, and no one was brave enough to challenge them. Or even foolish enough, but you just straight up showed him what for, and beat him! You are just incredible! And you two have good teamwork!" The mare said, "oh, but where are my manners? My name is, Sweet Delite."

"Epic, Epic Pony is the name! And this is Gilia Galia," Epic introduced.

"Hear, (wrong one right?) a victory cake!" Sweet Delite said. "And I might have a special prize for you Epic... *hehehe...*"

"OK, then thanks for the cake, I'll just be going-After the cake of course- thanks for everything and have a nice day!" Epic said very quickly and looking like he heard something he didn't want to.