Sharp Wits and Prince Bluebloods marriage

"Hi, burp I would like to buy a ring." Blueblood said entering the store.

"Ah well you came to the right place." the pony behind the register said as he turned around and saw Blueblood. "Oh, Prince Blueblood. Would you like the ring you set aside?"

"Which one was that again?" Blueblood asked in between hiccups.

"The ring you told me to hold on to for a mare named Sharp Wits. You told me to hang onto it only a few days ago."

"Sure. I'll take that ring." Blueblood said with a burp.

"Okay, would you like any additions to the ring? Engravings?"

"No thanks. I'm pretty drunk." Blueblood said as his head went limp and he started snoring.

"Okay, Prince. Let's get you sobered up." the cashier said as he went to the back room and came back with a cup of coffee. "Here you go. Drink up."

After a few swallows of the coffee, Blueblood was finishing his purchase and trotted out to see Sharp Wits dozing in front of the store.

"Man she looks adorable." Blueblood thought as he hoisted her on to his back and carried her back to Twilight's home.