Giant in Equestria

     “Oh, my head. What the hell happened?” I groan, holding my head.

I open my eyes and look around. I can’t believe my eyes. I’m in the middle of a forest that looks like someone turned up the contrast too high on.

    “Where the hell am I?”

    “Um, mister?” I hear a small voice ask.

I look to where the sound came from, and there, standing right in front of me, is a strange, horse-like creature. It’s standing on two legs, like a human, but its legs are like a horse's, somewhat. The creature’s fur, I’m guessing it’s fur, is a pale yellow. Judging from how it’s standing, amongst other things, I’m guessing it’s a female. She has a red tail protruding from her slim-cut overalls, and a red mane to match that just drapes over her red and white checkered shirt that has an emblem of an apple on it. I try to avoid looking at her bosom the way I may have been before, but judging from how they look, I’d say E’s, at least. But she looked young. Not a child, heavens no, but just into adulthood. The only thing I hadn’t noticed until now was that she had a muzzle like a horse would, too. She wore a brown stetson atop her head with a red bow attached.

    “Uh, mister? Are you okay?” She asked, her southern accent rather pronounced. Wait.

“You...just spoke…..” I stutter over my words.

“Yeah, I did. Have been able to since I were three.”

“Was. And how can you speak? You’re a horse.”

“Pony, actually. But you ain’t, are you?”

“Aren’t. And no. I’m a human.”

“And a mighty big one at that. My name’s Applebloom!” She reaches out her hand.

I stand up and take her small hand in mine, shaking it.

“My name’s Adam.” I say, smiling at her.

On the outside, I look cheerful. I’m screaming on the inside.

“I had a feeling you were. We’ve been expecting you. Follow me.” She says, turning and walking away. I follow her.

She’s a little small, probably around five foot eight, but that’s the only kind of small she was. Her waist was thin, and probably somewhat muscular, and her backside was pronounced and firm-looking…..what? I am not a pervert. I’m just observing.

      After a minute or two of walking, we exit the trees. I have to rub my eyes for a moment, not believing what I’m seeing. There was an entire village of these ponies, all in different colors and sizes, but none quite as tall as me.

      As we walk into the village, they started staring at me. Some in curiosity, some in fear, and some even with lust! Just what the hell kind of twisted place am I in?

    Applebloom leads me to a large castle-like structure in the center of town.

“When you said we, who were you referring to?” I asked her.

“The Princess and her friends, of course. Even my sister!” She exclaims happily.

I look over myself. It doesn’t matter that I’m meeting the princess of this Pony village, a grey t-shirt and camo pants are not appropriate, especially when I’m barefoot.

She walked into the castle doors and beckoned me to follow. The floors felt cold and smooth.

“Is this castle made of crystals?” I asked.

“Yup. All the way down to the knives.” She opens a set of large double doors and shoves me inside, slamming them behind me. I played football for 10 years now, and I’m rather well built, but the size of this throne room made me feel small.

“Hello. You must be Adam”  Another voice rings out.

A lavender pony, with both a horn and wings, walks into the room. She’s dressed in a dark purple blouse that is practically painted on her, considering her cleavage is impossibly large, probably G’s, and she has a short skirt on that barely hides anything. She’s also wearing glasses and her purple mane is in a ponytail. The puns. She’s holding a measuring tape, a notebook, and…..is that a quill and ink well? The hell?

“Welcome to my home. I’m Princess Twilight Sparkle.” She stated proudly with a smile, her huge, almost cartoon-like lavender eyes wide with excitement. Wait. What was her name again?

“Twilight Sparkle? As in, the one who sent me that scroll? Is this some kind of sick joke?” I start getting upset.

“No, not at all. This is Equestria, and this is very real. So, if you got the scroll, I suppose yo know why you’re here?” She asks. I nod.

“Some kind of test, right?” I question.

“Somewhat, yes. I need to study you.” She replies.

“For how long?” I ask in turn.

“A few months.” She retaliates.

“Months? I have an apartment to pay rent for!” I shout.

“Don’t worry, we took care of it. Just, let’s get this over with. Could you extend your arms to your sides, please?” She asks.

I hold out my arms and she measures their length and circumference.

“Extraordinary! How much can you lift?” She quizzes.

“About 500 pounds or so.” I reply. She jots down notes on the notepad, but she isn’t touching it.

“How are you doing that?” I ask.

“Magic. A simple levitation spell, actually.” She replies proudly. Show off.

She next measures my torso, followed my by hands, feet, and legs.

“Incredible! You have to be the biggest stallion I’ve ever seen!” She exclaims.

“Um, I’m a man, not a horse.”

“Pony.”

“Whatever. Can I go yet?” I ask.

“Oh, yes. Of course. I have a room tailored to your….size, upstairs. You can go up there and wait. My friend Fluttershy will be up there momentarily to do a physical on you.” She said.

“Physical? You mean like bloodwork and an MRI? That kind of stuff?”

“What’s an MRI?”

“It’s a test that scans your brain to see what it looks like.”

“Oh. Interesting….” She jots down a few more notes, then flies over to the door and opens it.

“Follow me, please.” She says. I follow her.

She leads me upstairs to a large room with a bed and a bathroom attached. There’s a window that overlooks the village, and I can see another castle on the side of a mountain far off in the distance.

“What’s that?” I ask, gesturing to the castle.

“Oh, that’s Canterlot. You’ll end up going there at some point soon. Oh, by the way. Welcome to Ponyville.” She exits the room and shuts the door.