Dear Tirek and Chrysalis,

Wow, um, getting that book was a lot easier than I thought. Did you guys do something to the security?

-Cozy Glow

Dear Cozy,

Nope. But apparently someone did.

Something about Princess Twilight getting hit in the ear or something.

No idea.

-Tirek and Chrysalis

Dear Spike,

Just one question.

How the flying fuck did you miss?

Angrily,
Rainbow, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie, and Starlight

Dear Rainbow, AJ, Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie, and Starlight

Sorry about that.

She moved her head at the last moment.

She started giving somepony head up on stage, apparently. Poor bastard.

Apologies,
Spike

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