Pinkie's Grand Plan
Research and Pie
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Pinkie rushed her way toward her balloon, before skidding to a halt. “Wait, I can’t just go to Twilight's library asking questions, she would figure out that I was up to something, and that could ruin everything!”, Pinkie exclaimed, causing others to stare. With a red tinge now on her cheeks. she laughed. “Sorry about that, umm, does anyone know where I can find a library?”
After many random acts, some involving a rubber chicken (don’t ask), she made her way toward the Canterlot library. She screamed with joy before rushing in, making a very loud entrance. “Shush, mam, this is a quiet place for ponies to read,” whispered a mare sitting behind the main counter. Pinkie bowed her head in shame realizing she may have been a little too excited and trotted up to the counter.
“Sorry about that, mam I get a little excited sometimes,” Pinkie smiled, waiting for a response. Seeing she wasn’t going to get one, she continued. “I am looking for books on how to get ponies to fall in love. Do you have any in here?”
The librarian looked a little surprised by the question, not really pinning the hyper pony as a romantic type.
“Well, mam, we have lots of books that revolve around love and how to court somepony special. Are you looking for one on how to get a colt or a mare?”
Pinkie’s jaw hit the floor at the question, since she had assumed that mare on mare love would be taboo. Seeing her reaction the librarian sighed. “This may sound strange, but you are in Canterlot, where the mares outnumber the colts three to one so yes, it is very accepted here,”
Pinkie blushed yet again at her statement. “eh, sorry again, It’s not that I don’t think it's common, it’s just that this is the first time I have really thought about stuff like this, so yes I would like one that would help with mare on mare relations. Wow, that’s a mouthful,” She beamed. The librarian sighed yet again, before pointing towards a section of the library. Pinkie smiled, before grabbing the poor pony in a hug screaming
“Thank you thank you thank you,” before rushing off towards her destination.
The librarian let a small smile dawn her lips, before she quickly said, “and do it quietly”.
Books, books, and even more books littered the ground around Pinkie Pie. Letting out a sigh of defeat Pinkie slammed her head against the table. All the books she had gone through had no real information on her problem. Most of them seem to be cheesy little romance novels, but no real help on starting a relationship.
“Ah, We didn't expect to see you here, element of laughter” Pinkie pie, launched herself in the air letting a small squeal escape, turning to yell at the pony who scared her, she stopped in her tracks at the sight of the princess of the night.
“Oh, it's you Luna, you scared the crap out of me,” Luna only chuckled as the pink pony in front of her caught her breath.
“We, are sorry, we didn't mean to scare you, little one , we were just curious as to why you are here?” Pinkie Pie, looked down at the mess before her and sobbed.
Quickly she spilled her plans, about finding a way to get her friends together, but had no idea where to start, Luna only glanced at the mess before her as she spoke.
“ Well, my little pony, we are not without knowledge of love, it's been our experience that opposites attract each other,” Pinkie Pie took this opportunity to cock her head in confusion. Luna only chuckled.
“It sounds odd, but take us for example, we are load and sometimes very arrogant, we find shy, and calm very attractive, it's as the old saying goes, opposites attract”
As if a light bulb went off in Pinkie’s head she let a squeal of joy leave her throat, as she brought Luna into an embrace, “ That's perfect! I know just who to hook up know, thank you so much,”
Luna went to say thank you, only to see her guest had already left leaving the mess of books around her, with a happy sigh Luna started to clean the mess around her.
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Rarity was surrounded by customers as he tried to jot down all the requests coming her way. Her boutique had not been so busy in a long time, just as she was getting another order, a certain pink mare jumped in, “Rarity I really need to talk to you,”
Rarity let a small smile form , before she shook her head in sadness, “Oh , I'm awfully sorry dearie I am rather busy at the moment can it wait,”
Pinkie’s excitement deflated as she hung her head, “Oh, I understand it's not that important, I just wanted to talk about romance,” it seemed as if the whole store stood still as the sound of Rarity’s pen dropping echoed.
“I need everypony out, there is an emergency, out, I will get you all tomorrow,” Pinkie stood in awe as Rarity pushed all of her customers out, once the customers had cleared the store, she took the time to close all the blinds in the windows,
With a click of the doors lock Rarity pulled her red couch to where she was facing her friend, with a tiny glint in her eyes she spoke, “Now, tell me again what you wanted to know about romance,”
Pinkie could only gulp.
Author's Note
sorry it got deleted DeltaNutmeg edit the whole chapter before I cut the bottom half but the top half is correct sorry guys.
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