Nerds of Pen And Paper

by theponywiththegoldenhelm

We Three Idiots

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A few minutes earlier...

Discord and Fluttershy were walking though the Everfree Forrest, attempting for find some natural foods for Fluttershy's animals.

"Tell me again, please. Why can't I just create the food you need?"
"W-well, um, Discord, the food doesn't, um, have the same nutrition or taste that the animals need."
"Still wish it would be fine. Do you want anything? I'm in the mood for something."
"I-It's fine. I don't want anything."
"Alright." Discord said snapping his finger. Nothing happened as a result. He stopped dead in his tracks. Fluttershy continued to walk forward until she realized Discord had stopped following.
"Are you okay?" She asked timidly.
"I'm not sure. I should have a glass of chocolate milk in my hand right now. But nothing happened."
"W-w-what is the problem then?"
"This is chaos magic we are talking about here! If something I wanted to happen didn't happen, something is wrong."
"I REGRET EVERYTHING! I REGRET EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DONE!" A blinding flash followed the noise.

Discord is blinded. Once he regains his vision, he attempts to make his way towards the sound, only to find him not moving. Looking down, he finds Fluttershy grasping his leg.
Picking her up, he says to her, "Go back home, I'll deal with this." She nods her head and flies toward her cottage. He runs toward to noise and sees a thing on the ground. It groans.
"Help..." was all it said. Discord picked it up and made his way back to Fluttershy's cottage.

A few minutes earlier, at the Golden Oaks Library...
"SPIKE!"
"Yes, Twilight?" Said Spike in a sarcastic tone.
"I need Star Swirl's notes on teleportation."
"They're where you left them, on your podium."
"Thank you, Spike!" Twilight called. She walked over to the podium and looked over the spell. "Okay, let's try this."

Her horn then glows with the usual. She then feels the magic dissipate. Her confusion turns to worry as multi colored runes engulf the middle of the library.
"SPIKE!"
"What now, TwiLIGHT!?" Spike yelled, surprised by the magic in the room.
BANG
A small explosion happens, leaving a rainbow of colored burn marks.
"I leave for not three minutes, and THIS happens!" Spike says while coughing up smoke.
"I didn't know this would happen!" Twilight venomously replied.

"My ears. Loud. Owwww." A voice said. A hefty thud followed and reverberated thought the library.
Twilight and Spike simply looked at each other with wide eyes, between the voice and each other.
"WE KILLED SOMEPONY!"

A few minutes earlier at Canterlot Castle...
"Good morning, Luna!" Celestia said beaming.
Only a semi-loud murmur was heard in response from the blanket walking the halls.
"Well, somepony is not a morning pony."

The blanket turns around appears to glare at the tall white alicorn and continues it's walk. It walks to a set of very large, oak doors, painted with vivid dark blues. Two guards in shining purple armor stood at attention as the plush phantom walked though the doors and up the stairs.

As she reached her bedroom, a strange noise happened and a strange creature appeared and collapsed. Staring at it, a blue glow engulfed it and sat it in a chair within a corner of the room. The blanket finally found rest on a large bed muttering to itself...
"Mhhhh...too tired for this...shit..."

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