Bill's POV

I have no idea what just happened and I kinda don't want to know for once. Well, I don't feel dead. Well, let's start by opening my eyes. Open. Open. OPEN DAMMIT! There we go. Now the neck. Good, It's not broken. Let's lean up. Oh merciful sweet Mary, what is that!? It's got hooves, and it's purple, and it's got a horn. It's wearing a skirt with a weird star on it and a button up shirt. Speaking of shirt, how the hell do those jugs of her's fit into that damn thing. Looks like it's ready to bust out any moment. She keeping walking around in a circle, about a foot into the ground! How the hell do you wear out wood flooring like that! Following her, is about four foot three I would guess. Whatever it is, it's about a foot and a half shorter than her. It has a tail, it's probably a lizard or something. It's got these purple scales and this strange fringe or spines or something in a green color. Conner would know the exact color probably. He's wearing some khaki shorts and a hoodie. It seems they haven't noticed me and I just noticed them talking.

"What am I going to do Spike?! What if he doesn't wake up?!" She said worriedly.
"Twilight, STOP!" The small person thing yelled.
"What Spike?"
"I need to replace the flooring and I can't do it with you in it."
"What are you talking about?" Twilight said, putting her hands on her hips. Spike simply pointed down. "Oh."

She climbed out and began to float books covered in a glowing purple aura. What the hell!? How's she doing that? Probably some good smoke and mirrors. Magic is cool but scientifically bullshit. I can see some of them have a red cross on them while Spike, what an ironic name, is fixing the floor expertly. I guess it happens a lot. Look at the backside, all I can say is damn. I more of an ass man and this gal has a ass you could bounce cannonballs off.

"Spike, I'm going to try and heal the creature. Can you fetch it's clothes in case it works."

Spike gave a look of complete and utter annoyance. The kind of face that says 'There is not enough fucks to give in my universe to deal with you." He just walks off. It was at this point, I now notice the breeze. There's no was I can sneak, so I just sit there. She turns around and sees me sitting up. We just look at each other. We both probably look like balloons for Christ's sake with all the blush!

"Well, this is awkward."
"Yep..."
"TWILIGHT!" Spike yelled.
"Yes,Spike?" Twilight said loudly.
"I can't find his clothes. They're not where you left them." I stared incredulously at her.
"I pass out for, what, three hours and this happens."
"Never mind, I found them."
"I redact my previous statement." Spike reenters with my clothes.
"Oh, you awake finally. I don't need to fix anymore floors." This reptile's got sass.
"Spike! You know how I worry about things!"
"You obviously don't worry about the floors." He's not the only one with witty comebacks. He walks over and holds up his hand.
"I demand the highest of fives." He says. I high five him. Him and I are going to get along just fine. "Anything you need man?"
"My pants at the very least." He hand over my clothes. "Where's the bathroom, Ms. Twilight?"
"Twilight will be fine. It's the first door on the left."
"Thank you." I put my underwear on and walked to the bathroom.

I got dressed in my clothes I had on. My blue jeans, my grey shirt that says 'According to Chemistry, Alcohol is a solution!', and my socks and sneakers. Walking out, Twilight was sitting on the bed, writing something down on a clipboard. I started to talk as I looked over onto the clipboard.

"So, where am...what are you doing?"
"You wouldn't understand."
"Try me." I said with a cocky grin.
"Well, I'm trying to find some chemicals within the brain that induce happiness for the Canterlot Science Facility."
"Well, I can name three at the moment." Twilight, just widened her purple eyes, damn, just realized how big they are, and just turned her head to stare at me, mouth wide opened. I took her jaw and pushed it up.
"You'll catch insects like that."
"How? This is the newest of fields in Equestria!" She said, jumping to her feet, er, hooves.
"Equestria, that's where I am." I said, not really paying attention. I shook my head and answered Twilight. "I guess this, Equestria, isn't as scientifically advanced as Earth."
"What's Earth?" Twilight said, her ears flattening.

Whatever was left of my mind shattered. She doesn't know what Earth is. I don't know how I got here. I may never get home. I guess that was the final nail in the coffin for my psyche. I began to laugh crazily to my self. I'm going insane.

"ACHOO! Excuse me." I turned around and saw my ass consumed in a green flame. I sat down and began to drag my butt down the small set of stairs near the door and yelled as I did this the best words my mind could create at the top of my lungs.

"YOU SET MY ASS ON FIRE!"

Luckily the fire was easily extinguished. In walked a butter colored pony thing and a weird thing I can't really describe. Between the two was Isaac. I looked to Twilight, then Spike, the the trio and said words well spoken again.

"Let's not speak of this event again, agreed?"
"Agreed."
"Agreed man."
"Ditto that."
"I don't like promises, but that I can agree to."
"S-s-sure"

Author's Note

Hello. To those who may have read "Could you repeat that? Equestria?!", I am sad to say it's cancelled. It was a good concept, but poorly executed and I lost a lot of interest for a while with school and such. I will soon take it down but I give full permission to use the original idea to create a better story. I hope this one will take better form from that one and someone can create a much well written story compared to my writing. If anyone wants to help write or proof read or whatever for this story, message me and I will help work something out. On a side note, I do voice acting in my spare time, and I was cast for a great idea with awesome people working with it. I would like you all to check out the teaser trailer of "Mediocre Adventures of Teenagers". The two guys heading are great people and are practically animating the entire series themselves. It would be awesome if you guys check it out. Thanks for reading!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYk5w95qgZo&feature=youtu.be