Teen In Equestria: Voice in my Head

Shit gets REAL in this chapter especial at the end I think you may like it. Once again sorry for the long wait but me and a friend of my mine has helped me with these next three chapters. Enjoy our stupidity written into a story.

Chapter 12

The 'REAL ME'

"Luna if I can just explain why I can't tell you."

"NO YOU DID THE ONE THING, I WAS HOPING YOU WOULDN'T DO. GET OUT NOW!" She pointed towards the door not even facing me.

"Luna please." I walked over to her and she slapped me. I held me cheek I looked back at her, she had tears running down her face.

"I think it's just best you go Kendall."

"But Luna if you just let me explain."

"NightWing!" Just like that NightWing entered that scowl on his face isn't the normal one he usually has on. This one more intense then normal. "NightWing please escort Kendall out of my quarters."

"Yes princess. Come sir, the princess would like you to leave immediately ." He grabbed me by the arm which I violently pulled away.

"Don't you dare fucking touch me." I raised my fist at him, but put it down thinking Luna would have the other guards come get me. "Fine you want me to leave I'll leave on my own terms. You want....You know what. FUCK THIS...We done, over, no longer together. Have fun pleasuring yourself like have been for the past thousand years. Hey Celestia were do sign up for the royal guard." I slammed the door as I walked out.

"Princess are you all right." NightWing asked as her approached Luna he never seen her like this before. She was just so vulnerable. Yes he has seen her sad before but never like this.

"No NightWing I'm not." She said sitting on the edge of her bed. NightWing sat next to her holding her close to him trying his best to comfort her.

"Is there anything I can do?"

"Just stay here please I need somepony to talk to."

Celestia's throne room

"Are you sure you would like to join the royal guard Kendall what about you and Luna?"

"We've hit a rough patch and decided to be best to separate for a while, and seeing how guards can't date royalty due to your parents law I would like to join for the soul reason."

"Okay Kendall if that's what you want, but you will not be able to live in the palace you'll have separate housing."

"Understood Princess."

"You'll have to buy your own furniture but you will be paid from the start with 500 bits every month, which you'll receive via cash or credit. You'll start off with castle patrol for the first week or two then move on to patrolling the city, or guarding the outside gate to the Celestial palace. How does that sound?"

"Sounds perfect."

"Good you start at sunrise. Find Shinning Armor for your official instructions for tomorrow."

Seeing how I don't want to bore you guys with more training I'll skip that whole portion it saves me precious brain cells and creativity but in short hand, I get my house and first months of pay and re-furnish it. Then I get my ass handed to me with training to be the best of the best. Thankfully I actually been sent to boot-camp twice due to my parents thinking I was a bad kid. So it only took three weeks before I was at the top of an veterans game. I learned what they normally do. Hand-to-hand, Sword handling, and Archery. I went from having some decent muscle tone to Highly visible muscles over my chest and arms. I started off patrolling Ponyville because I knew that place like the back of my hand. And I visited Fluttershy formy lunch break.....yes what you're thinking is going to happen.

"Now maggot this is where our weapons are crafted by are greatest and possible craziest blacksmith this castle has ever had Protrokalos Morrow." I couldn't believe it was another human he was light tan and couldn't be older than 20. He had a metal right arm with a D on it and a rip cord...I wonder what that's used for, and his left arm well he had no left forearm, just a metal ring around the base with a hole in the middle. By the sounds of his name he must be Russian.

(corosive dash's OC thanks man.)

"Protrokalos Morrow, it's very nice to met you." Yep he's Russian.

"Kendall, Same here." I took his artificial hand and shook it probably not the best idea in my mind as he nearly broke my hand with that grip of his.

"Well maggot I'll leave you here to gather up your gear. Meet me in the dinning hall when your done Celestia would like to talk to a Royal officials and seeing how you're her special guess you have to attend too. Gentlemen." With that note he left.

"That Bitch. One day I'm just going to kick his ass."

"Well I already did that so I guess already to beat you to that."

"Well next time get me. So what would like me to make you?"

"Hmm. Well I was never good at sword fighting so I guess you can just give me a Bow."

"A bow that sounds boring how about something better."

"Like what?"

"Follow me." He took me into the back room of the Armory and I couldn't believe what I was seeing. This guy had any entire arsenal of guns and ammo everywhere. From Makarov Pistols to Desert Eagles, MP5's to AK74u's, M4A1's to AK 47's, and Dragonov's to Barrett .50 cal's.

"Where the fuck did you get all of this?"

"I made it myself even these baby's. The Raufoss MK 211 .50 cal rounds." (Look it up)

"How do you know all of this?"

"I am how do you American's say...An ex-Spetsnaz commando, and I've been given the blue prints to every gun made implanted into my brain."

"Okay that answers that question completely but what about you arms?"

"You see this rip cord here?"

"Yeah what about it?"

"Just stand back." I took a six maybe eight steps back before he pulled the cord with his teeth, his arm when from fake to chainsaw with in a second, and his arm flung out some sort of light saber looking beam of light.

"The fuck."

"Yeah I was an experiment in my compound but something went wrong and it teleported me here. I'm kind of glad it did though."

I spent a hour gathering my equipment having a fun time with Protrokalos. He's a pretty cool guy, He took me out to a shooting range he made that only certain ponies knows about. He even gave me some more ammo and a suppressor for my USP.45 and a Bullet proof Jacket that makes me impervious to magic.

"Is that all you need my friend?"

Can I get that desert Eagle?"

"Sure as long as you come back and we plan to 'Kill' NightWing."

"Well do it's always great to meet another Human here."

"Same here. Now go you have a very important place to be." I thanked a him and made my way to the Dining Hall with my equipment in tow.

Dining Hall

"I've called you all here to day to address a very important issue with you all." There was small banter going around the table I looked around the table. Celestia was sitting at the top while Luna sat the far end. Just so you know where everypony is sitting we'll go from the top right side to top left in that order.

Top Right

Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Shinning Armor, Princess Cadence, Prince Blueblood, and NightWing

Top Left

Twilight, Rainbow, Fluttershy, Me, and Three Ambassadors

"I called this meeting to..."

"I'm awfully sorry Aunt Celestia," Blueblood interrupted. "but who is that Funny looking ape sitting at the table with us he surely doesn't belong here."

"Prince Blueblood I will not have you..." I held My hand up to Celestia and stood up and walked over to Blueblood, I turned his chair around so he was facing me. I slapped him out of his chair making everypony gasp, then I casually walked back to my seat like nothing happened, Rarity was trying her best to hide her giggling. I pointed my hand back to Celestia telling her that she can continue.

"Well that was kind of excessive don't you think Kendall." Princess Cadence asked, I just shrugged and back to Princess Celestia. She was kind of shocked at what I did but would talk to me about it later.

"O-kay then....Where was I...Oh yes I called this meeting Because I have this feeling that Discord maybe set free, not only that but Chrysalis may and come back to take over the kingdom."

"Don't worry Aunt Celestia I can just put up another one of my protection shields."

'Yeah we all know how that went last time.'  "And don't worry It's nothing the Element's of Harmony and your Royal Guard can't handle."

"Well us ponies anyway." said a voice loud enough, but I knew exactly who that voice belonged to and they have just been a knife.....NO, six knives in my side.

This next part was written because of this.

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"Who said that...." I flung my chair out from under me so I could stand up banging my hands on the table scarring Fluttershy in the process. "Which one of you dead Motha Fuckas just said that shit, Was it you string bean," I said pointing at NightWing. "you skinny ass looking Motha Fucka stand up and say it again, stand up and say it again, stand up and say it again."

"Shut your trap and sit down that is an order soldier." NightWing Braked

"Oh now you fucked up. Now you fucked up. Now you fucked up. You have fucked up now. Now you have fucked up, now you fucked up, now you fucked up, now you fucked up, now you fucked up, now you have fucked up."

"Solider Shut the Hell up."

"Suck my Big Black Cock Bitch, You fat ass piece of shit. You tub of lard looking motha fucka. What, what, what, what, what, what. HEY!"

"What!"

"WHAT, Huh! I don't know why you looking at me bitch Celestia given a speech I ain't given no speech right here, I'm just trying to listen."

"SOLDIER YOU HAVE TWO SECONDS TO SHUT UP OR I'LL MAKE YOU!"

"NightWing please calm down." Luna asked holding his arm down.

"Listen to the princess NightWing. Calm down just calm down, calm down just calm down,calm dow- Hey Celestia. Stop the speech. Celestia ho Celestia Hey ho. I got to go to the bathroom I drank to liquid Now I gotta piss. Oh never mind false alarm it's alright. Rewind the speech five minutes cause that fat piece of shit was talking I couldn't pay attention so rewind the speech five minutes and you Shut the fuck up."

"That's it I'm Leaving."

"NightWing wait." Luna started to run after him. I grabbed my chair and sat back down, everypony was looking at me. "WHAT! I'm having a really fucked up day right now so get off my back."

Half way down the hall Luna caught up with NightWing. "NightWing please, just stop and talk to me."

"You want to talk then lets talk, I don't know what you seen in him Princess, he's immature, loud, obnoxious,and plain out rude did you hear and see the way he was acting in there. If I didn't get out of the room I would of killed him right then and there."

"I understand...I don't know what I saw in him either please just come to my chambers and well talk about this. I don't want anypony to hear you yelling."

An hour later

"I can't believe she put me in that fucking corner. I thought I would of never gotten out of there."

"So what are you going to do now?"

"We're going to apologize to NightWing and Luna for the way we acted in there."

"Um I don't think so. What I did in there was a reply back to that assholes comment about me."

"Oh you mean when he said 'we ponies anyway'."

"Yes it's shit like that get people hit, but I didn't hit him I just attacked his pride.

"Well we're going to apologize right now."

Marvin took over me literally dragging me towards her room as I got closer I could hear a noise, but it was faint. There was no guards at her door again, and as I got closer the noises started to come in a bit clearer. I opened the door as slowly as I could to look in and I regret for doing so.

"N-NightWing...I-I'm gonna cum!"

"Me to Luna." I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Not even a full month passed since we broke up and she's already fucking someone else. Not only that the one guy I fucking hate the most.

"Kendall I'm sorry. I-I.....I didn't know."

"Damn...just...Just Damn."

..........

"Kendall?" My eyes started to twitch, I was beyond piss and rage. I became someone that even Hector would shit his pants if confronted by him. I deiced to talk a little walk to the garden everypony that I passed looked at me and started to back away a bit they know an angry person when they seen one, but none of those can compare to what I can do. Once there i started to pace back and forth, someponies looking on wondering if I was okay but from a safe distance.

"Who the fuck does she think she is. 'I'm princess Luna and I'll just sleep with your superior officer for the way you acted today.' hahahahaha.....*Sigh*....THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT!"

I looked around trying to finds something heavy, but all I could find was a pipe line that look like it was going to break anytime soon, so why not now. I grabbed the pipe and screamed in frustration and anger as I yanked it off.

Water started to rain everywhere, I twisted my hands as I gripped the pipe as tight as I could. I seen there were statues everywhere, time for some batting practice. I walked over to the nearest one. "Hmm...This statue sure does look familiar...I wonder what would happen if I just took this pipe to the side."

I swung at the small statue of both princesses and with an audible smash it shattered to pieces. It felt so good and that I just had to have another swing at something. I found some more smaller statues and started to produce them into rubble, the sounds of something breaking was enough to get the attention of all three princesses, the Elements of Harmony and the guards. Luna was looking out from her balcony as I went on with my rampage.

"THINK YOU CAN JUST DO THAT SHIT TO ME HUH? WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU PRINCESS!"

I looked at Luna pointing the pipe her way. Estúpido fucking su coño empapado. Yo no le doy dos caga en quien el coito como cree. Nunca te amor a nadie si no joder nunca escuchar lo que tienen que decir espero que nunca encontrar un compañero adecuado mierda puta! Espero que usted fucking mueren solos en una zanja en alguna parte y espero que sea lenta y dolorosa."

(You stupid fucking cunt. I don't give two shits on who the fuck you think you are. You'll never love anyone if you don't fucking listen to what they have to say I hope you never find a suitable mate you fucking bitch! I hope you fucking die alone in a ditch somewhere and I hope it's slow and painful.)

sorry I was pissed when writing this part with all those fucking haters out there.

"Raphael!

"I swear it was not me senor. He made me say it. I couldn't do anything about it."

"Oh no has anyone seen hector?

"Yeah Kendall locked him up after what happened with Big Mac."

"What about Tyre this seems more like his work over anything else."

"No for once it's not me. I would of just cussed her out but this is some new level shit."

"What do we do now Brian?"

"We pray."

"I don't think that will help but it the only thing we can do."

I smashed about almost all the statues there was in the Royal Garden not carring on what may happen to me. There was one last statue now and I wanted to break it to get my point across. I climbed on top, numerous guards around me trying to take me down but only got the business end of the pipe to the skull or just get out of range.

One guard crash landed near the Elements who only backed away, Rainbow Dash tried to come after me but was stopped by Twilight.

"What the Hay Twilight!"

"No Rainbow you saw what he did to him, what makes you so sure he won't do the same to you?"

"I'm a lot faster then he is swinging."

"I'm sorry Rainbow but I can't have him harming one of the Elements. What if he dose hit you then what?"

Rainbow Dash didn't have an answer she only looked back at me they all did. The guy they once thought was nice is no longer that. He's crazy, psychotic, and mental nutcase that should get set to the sun, they should of noticed the way he was acting during the meeting. Twilight tried to take the pipe away but just couldn't.

"Why...why isn't my magic working." Twilight said trying to figure out why her magic was failing her.

"Now Let's see how you Fucking Bitches like some CHAOS." They all screamed 'NO!' in unison as I brought the pipe down towards the front for the Discord statue. Celestia tried to use her magic to levitate the pipe away from me but got the same results as Twilight. A loud shattering sound was heard as hair line fractures started to make their way down his body. A bright flash of light made it's way out the cracks.

There was an evil laughter not coming from the statue but from me as I awaited for Discord to be free. Time seemed to slow down as the stone around the statue broke off, everypony was covering there eyes and faces as bright light and chunks of stone flew by them. I stood there not blinking, only laughing as hard as I could wondering what is to become of this choice I made.

I started to feel something in my bad a small but noticeable pain as my wings started to change. All the feathers started to fall off, I was molting. Once every feather was gone my wing structure started to change taking the form of a very large set of bat wings but at the to portion where the bend there was a small pointy horn at the top almost like a pair of demon wings.

"Mawhahaha. I am free once more." Discord belted as he stretched. "And whom do I owe the pleasure for this wondrous occasion."

"That would be me." Discord turned around and looked at me before falling to the floor laughing loudly. "You..you freed me oh that's rich. Hahaha...No really who released me from the prison, really you look like you could barely move the pipe let alone brake solid stone"

Oh so this fucker thinks I didn't free him well lets show him me.....THE REAL ME...The one I keep locked inside for as long as I lived.... I walked over to and stomped on his stomach knocking the wind out of him while yanking his beard so he was looking me directly in the eyes. Everypony where surprised at my actions. "Listen here Fuck face...I broke you out of your little prison, and I can simply put you out of your miserable existence with a simple squeeze of my finger."

He started to laugh harder then before. "With what may I ask?"

"This." I dropped the pipe and pulled the Deagle out of my back pocket aiming it directly in between his eyes.

"Is that it a water pistol is that what your going to end me with? Hold on let me beg for my life. Please don't shot me with water until I drown in the small squirts it produces. HAHAHAHAHAHA."

"I'm glad your enjoying yourself but let me give you a demonstration on what this 'water pistol' can do." I aimed at the closest guard and pulled the trigger shooting him in the throat. Discord gulped loudly as he watched the pony drop to the ground blood rush out of the big hole at a dangerous rate. "So here's the deal. I'm going to let you go, but only if you take me on as your apprentice, How does that sound."

"Hmm..." Discord pondered placing one of his paws on his chin, before pointing his hand towards my gun. "Huh..my..my Magic why isn't it working."

I started to laugh, I lifted up my shirt showing the bullet proof vest. "Magical amour Bitch. Now if you refuse I'll just place a 'squirt' in between your eyes and blow your brains out on the grass. I'm sure it would make an excellent fertilizer I know just how much plants love plies of shit."

"Alright fine no need to be a stick in the mud. Now get off of me." I let go of his beard and step off of him letting him get up, he started dusted himself off. "You know I could of gotten free any time right?"

"Not as long as I was holding you you couldn't."

"I see. Aha." Discord used his magic to swing the pipe at me which I duck under and side stepped to his left. I grabbed his arm and bent it behind his back pushing it up.

"Ow, that...that actually hurt..." He looked back at me as I let him go. A smile growing across his face. "Me and you will get along just fine. You remind me of a younger version of myself just more meaner."

"This is 7 years of pent up aggression in one whole package."

"Well let's go and spread some chaos shall we."

"Lets." I looked back at everypony all still in shock on what just happened. I smile wickedly while I was flipping them off. Then Discord placed his finger on my fore head. "The Fuck are you doing."

"Why aren't you turning like the rest of them did when I corrupted them?"

"1: you can't corrupt the corrupted, and 2: What part of magical Armour do you not fucking comprehend."

"The magical part. So what should we do to these ponies. An infestation of poison joke or..."

"No let them have there Gala. Let them have one last party before Me and you take over."

"That doesn't sound fun at all."

"Oh trust me it'll be fun to ruin their lives after the Gala."

"Fine. I can't believe I'm taking orders from my apprentice."

After that me and Discord flew away. "Hope you Assholes are ready for Chaos to hell fire to rain down upon you."

Everypony that was there watched as me and Discord left, not knowing what I could do in this state of mind. Some were scared, some angry, and some concerned not only for me but themselves.

"What do we do now princess?" Twilight asked, she didn't have an answer. She stared into the Direction we flew before turning around and walked away. Everypony was shocked the most powerful pony had no answer on what to do.

"Girls we have to gather the Elements of Harmony and Defeat Discord again."

"Um..but, Twilight what about Kendall?" Fluttershy said in her small voice.

"Yeah Twilight, what about that Jerk?" Rainbow shouted.

"We'll just have to worry about that when we get to it."

"Well you won't go at them alone I'll Twilly." Shining Armor said approaching his sister.

"And where ever he goes I'll go with him I mean it's only two of them against The Elements of harmony Three princesses and the entire Royal Guard." Cadence added a small smile on her face.

"Well then let's not waist anymore time. We have the Elements to find." With Twilight's last words they all left in search of the Elements of Harmony, to Defeat Discord and Hopefully Kendall.

Yes I have turn to the dark side no pun intended but why be the hero when I could be an asshole, but trust me it all goes with the story