Teen In Equestria: Voice in my Head

Spells are now coming into place now. Rhymes will be in here yes they are silly but hell I feel Like I'm Zecora or a Rapper or some shit like that but anyway enjoy the silliness and fights.

Chapter 13

Mine & Discord's Tricks

I spent the past twenty-four hours with Discord learning dark magic and a few of his tricks like Cotton Candy clouds and his infamous Chocolate Rain. "Very good my apprentice you pick up fast." Discord said laying down on a hammock made out of clouds sipping on some lemonade.

We were in the middle of a barren waste land just outside Canterlot and Ponyville. I have a feeling we're either in Diamond Dog territory or just a huge crater I really wasn't paying attention.

All the training with Discord it was fun, but hard work. I was sweating from the pure exhaustion magic wares on ones body. Both Mentally and Physically. I was in nothing but my jeans and converse. Seeing how I could summon these powers with ease I decided  I wanted to shake things up a bit.

I started to mix up some of the spells, if I could make fire appear on my hands and make clouds rain chocolate milk. What's stopping me from making it rain fire. I looked at the targets in front of me and concentrated as hard as I could thinking of a rhyme....It sucks that I'm not a god or unicorn.

Fire, fire, in my heart,

Hit my targets like a dart,

Let them catch on fire as if gas,

Make it so they don't pass.

With in second a heavy wind started to blow dirt everywhere. Discord sat up moving his glasses down from his eyes to see what I was doing. The dirty around me started to swirl around forming a small cyclone that started to grow larger and larger every passing second.

I had a dust tornado within my control and as soon my eyes snapped open the were orange like fire and the tornado started to form flames from the bottom to top. A face started to form, and it let out a loud roar which shook the ground underneath me.

I smiled as I watch to tornado started to breath fire. Discord spat out his Lemonade as he watch me doing something so advance with in a mere 24 hours. I turned around as I watched his reaction then I looked back at my targets then set the tornado after them and they burnt to the ground.

I started to lose control of it and it ran rampant. The monster didn’t even make it past 100ft from the burnt dummies before disappearing. After the spell was over I fell to the ground breathing hard, physical exhausted. That spell must of took a lot out of me.

"Very impressive my apprentice. Very impressive indeed."

"Thank you mentor, but that took just too much out of me. I don’t think I could do that again anytime soon.”

"Well you do deserve a rest. After that impressive display." I couldn't argue with my body it was just too exhausted to do anything but lay down. I used the rest of my strength to fly to a cloud in the sky. They are more comfortable than I thought they would've been. I sprawled out on the cloud and passed out.

Celestia Palace

"And big crown thingy." Twilight said levitating the crown on top of her head. She and the others had found the elements and wore them so they wouldn't lose them. "Now all we have to do is find Discord and defeat him. Maybe if we're lucky Kendall will change back to his normal self."

"And what if it doesn't. Then what Twilight?" Rainbow Dash asked furiously.

"Then we'll just have to....What in Equestria is that?" Twilight screamed in mid-sentence as ever pony turned to see the Fire Tornado monster on the horizon.

“What is that Twilight?” Cadence asked.

“I don’t, but I have a feeling that’s where we’ll find Discord and Kendall. Let’s get moving every pony.”

Barren wasteland

I woke up feeling better than I thought possible. “I need to get one of these clouds as my bed back on earth because that mattress is shit compared to this. Now where did that worm like fuck go? I hope he didn’t take anything.” I flew back down to the ground and checked my stuff.

“Let’s see clothes, I-pod.......Where the fuck is my body armour?”

“Oh you mean this?” I turned around and seen Discord wearing my bullet proof vest. “You know dark grey really isn’t my color. I’m more of a tan color.”

“Discord give me back my vest.”

“Oh this vest right here? The one I’m wearing?”

“Yes now give it back.” I shouted, he doesn’t know what it does expect repel magic. That is my only form of protection from everything.

“Why should I you said this could repel magic so I think I’ll be wearing it for awhile. Until I find a way to defeat those blasted ponies. And this here vest will keep me safe from the Elements of harmony. Speaking of which they’re coming this way. Have fun.” He disappeared in front of me. Luckily for me the vest dropped down, I ran to it and slipped it on. I gathered all my stuff and started to fly off.

“There he is. Cadence, Fluttershy, Rainbow go get him.” I could Twilight order her friends to come get me, I turned around and seen the three fly towards me, I started to fly faster, but RD grabbed my leg “I got you now jerk.” she had a smile on her face, but that quickly changed as I smile back down at her.

“No it’s you who I’ve got now.” My hands started to glow a deadly red. I placed my foot on RD’s face pushing her off my leg, I grabbed her by the face and hit a 360 before throwing her towards the ground. She flew past Cadence and Fluttershy in red flames scarring them both, before collecting herself in mid air. The flames disappeared not really damaging her, she flew back towards Cadence and Fluttershy trying to come up with a plan.

I stopped in the air and looked down we had to be more than 2000 feet in the air. I place my duffle bag on a cloud and cracked my neck a few times before folding my arms across my chest. The three flew up towards me and stopped ten yard away from me. “What pleasure do I owe you three lovely ladies this evening?” I said jokingly, Rainbow wasn't having it. She tried to charge me but was stopped by Cadence’s magic.

“No Rainbow Dash if we’re going to do this, we're going to do it the right way.” Cadence commanded.

“That’s what I’m trying to do.” Rainbow retorted.

“No what you’re doing is stooping to his level. Violence won’t solve anything.”

“That’s weird Princess,” I said putting emphasis on the word princess. “because we’re I come from violence is usually the answer about 25% of the time. So let her go I’m sure a 2000 foot crash to the ground would do wonders on that pathetic thing she calls a body.”

“Who you calling pathetic? Last time I checked, I help you with your sorry wings.”

“And the old me thanked you for that, but I’m different now. The old me was weak. Letting emotions clog his mind along those fucking excuses of voices. Now without either of them I’ve become more powerful than I would've been if I would of stayed with Celestia’s little training seasons.”

”Wait who the fuck is this nigga calling pathetic?”

“I think all of us.”

“I’d teach that mutha fucka a lesson if I wasn’t apart of him.”

“We all would, but what can we do. He has more control over us than we ever thought imaginable.”

”Now the question stands what should I do with you three?” I hovered for a bit thinking on what to do. “I got it how bout you three fly back down there and nopony will get hurt.”

“And if we refuse.” Rainbow Dash said getting directly in my face trying to intimidate me. I only stared at her laughing.

“If you refuse it’d be pretty hard to use the elements of harmony with only five members now wouldn’t it.” I said coldly, I put my hands on Rainbow Dash’s face and shoved her out of my face. Cadence and Fluttershy caught her and looked back at me. “Now I’ll give you all the count of three before I get more pissed than I already am. 1.”

“What do we do now Princess?” Rainbow asked.

"2."

“I don’t know Rainbow Dash.”

"3." They all looked back at me, but I was gone. They hovered there looking out of their peripherals making sure I wouldn’t blind side them. “Surprise.” I double axe handled Cadence over the head sending her crashing down to the ground.

“CADENCE!!” I could hear Shining as he ran towards where he thought she was falling. He got to her at the right time landing directly on top of him making a small crater. “Hey what’s the big Idea you Je--” I punched Rainbow in the gut silencing her, ‘Picture this in slow motion’. I brought my knee to her chin making her arch her back as blood flew out of her mouth I turned my back to her and gave her a back flip kick to the top of her head. The paylay kick sent her hurtling to the earth.

“RAINBOW DASH!!” Fluttershy screamed as she watched her fall at high speeds to the earth. There was a loud boom underneath me and Fluttershy. I laughed as the rest of her friends made there way to her. “2 down 1 to go.”

“How dare you.” Fluttershy said softly. “HOW DARE YOU!” She screamed she flew towards me which I moved to the side and slapped her on the ass. She covered her butt and turned around even more mad than before. She flew up to my face and slapped me, I shook it off like it was nothing, only laughing.

“HOW DARE YOU ATTACK TWO INNOCENT PONIES AND THEN SLAP ME ON THE--Mmm.” I cut her off by forcing her into a kiss, her eyes went wide. When I let go she was stunned, she just floated there blushing. I flew behind her whispering in her ear.

“You're cute when you’re angry.” I went to the cloud that held my stuff and got them and went back to her. “Hopefully I can see you again soon. Maybe for something a bit more ...Pleasant... for the both of us.” Grabbed a handful of Fluttershy’s butt, getting a little squeak from her before flying off towards the woods.

Fluttershy stayed there for a minute before she realized what happened to her friends. She flew down and seen everypony helping someone. “Is...is everypony alright.”

“Thank Celestia you’re alright Fluttershy we thought he would’ve done something to you darling.” Rarity said running up to give her a hug. Applejack and Pinkie were helping Rainbow Dash get out of the small crater she was in.

“Is Cadence alright?” Fluttershy asked.

“Yes she’s alright but she just a little shaken up from the fall.” Said Shining as he made his way to the girls with Cadence on his shoulder. She had a little scrape but nothing too serious.

“What about Rainbow-”

“I’m fine Fluttershy. No need to worry.” She said walking over to her spitting some blood off to the side, just like Cadence she had some scrapes here and there but nothing too serious. “He hit’s like a foal, I mean yeah it was enough to make those craters but it was the velocity of the fall that made it.”

“Flutters what did he do to you up there I couldn’t see what was happening?” Asked Pinkie she could see the blush grow on her face when she asked.

“Oh...um...well he...um.” Fluttershy didn’t know how to explain what happened to her up in the air.

“You don’t have ta tell us Sugar cube, but do ya know which way that yellow belly snake went.”

“Um he went towards the Everfree Forest I think.” answered Fluttershy.

“Then that’s where we’ll look next. Come on maybe we can all take him at once. Power in numbers.” Twilight said with confidence.

“Um Twilly there is one thing you should know.” Shining interrupted.

“What’s that big brother.”

“We guards are trained in multi opponent combat and he ace the exam he beat me at it.”

“Yes but four of us can us magic, three can fly and two can charge at him, the chance that he could win is 0.125% chance.”

“Alright you were better at math then I was so I won’t doubt you, but we do need to be careful. He could've killed these two if he wanted to.”

"Well we should just make sure he doesn't get a hold of one of us then. To the Everfree forest." Everypony made their way towards the Everfree Forest.

Everfree forest

"DISCORD YOU FUCKING WORM SHOW YOURSELF YOU FUCKING BITCH!!" I shouted looking everywhere.

"You know cursing isn't really attractive." Discord said popping out of a tree. “You should really learn how to control your anger. Try messing with other ponies life like I do.”

“Oh like you just did with me. You just left me to fend off all of them what the fuck I thought we were a team?”

“And we are I was just testing you.”

“You know that’s bullshit. You left me for dead basically to save your own ass.”

“Ture, but never left you.”

“What do you mean?”

“That cloud you put your bag on. That was me I never left in the first place and I gave you your vest back because I thought you could use it more than would of. I do like your way of ending things. That look on Fluttershy’s face was priceless.”

“So you want to help me look for a place we could set up a base of Operations most likely the re-pod my house."

"Well I do know of this cave that's in the middle of the forest just that way." He said pointing North. "I'll meet you there." He teleported and left me all alone again.

"I'm getting real tired of your Bullshit Discord." I made my way through the dense forest until I came across a clearing. "Well that's a relief."Just then a Manticore broke through the clearing. "Oh come on!" It roared directly in my face. "God damn mutha fucka you need some damn tic tacs." I ran away from him towards a tree, I was only a few feet away from it before it jumped in the way. It's tail jabbed itself into my vest and injected me with it's venom.

I could feel the venom start to take effect on me. “If I don’t end this soon it might be over for me.” The Manticore started to circle me I started to dig through my bag and found what I wanted.

Outside the Everfree Forest

“Okay remember to stay on the path so we don’t get lost.” Twilight instructed.

“Got it!” Everypony said in unison.

“Now we don’t know where he is so we’ll have to...”

BANG BANG BANG. Birds flew out the top of the tree tops crowing.

“Tw-Twilight what was that.” Fluttershy asked terrified from the noise.

“I don’t know it sounded like what kendall used to...well you know what to that guard.”

“Yeah by the look of those birds, he must be in the middle of the forest. I say about 5 kilometers (3.1 miles) north. We should check there.” Shining suggested. “We should get moving before he tries to go deeper in the jungle.”

“Right Behind you BBBFF.” Twilight said following her brother into the jungle.

Back to Kendall

My vision started to go hazy. I could barely see two feet in front of me and I was fading fast. Luckily I shot that manticore before it was able to get me. I could hear the sounds of rushing water but I didn’t know which direction. Everything went black and all I felt was a the cool water engulf my body.

Third Person View

As Kendall flowed with the rivers current he was pulled out of the water by to mysterious ponies the spoke in hisses. They dragged his body back to their camp wondering what their leader would want them to do with it. The leader order them to treat the strange beast then bring it back so she may 'feed' on the knowledge this strange creature may have.

The two brought him to the medical doctor. He said the creature has suffered from a serious sting in his chest area that needs to be taken care of pronto. The two that helped bring the creature back were now assisting the doctor in getting the venom out of it's body.

"Darn it he's not here. I was sure he'd be in this spot." Shining Armor said as he kicked dirt off the floor. "I know this is where the birds flew from if we only had a sign that he was here."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"

"Fluttershy!" Everypony said scared on what she maybe screaming at. They all turned towards her and screamed also. On the floor was a manticore missing one of its eyes and the back of it skull was blown out, leaving a small pool of blood underneath it. Rarity ran off to the side to throw up while everypony tried their best not to vomit also.

"Yeah that might be a sign he was here." Twilight said sickly.

"Hey look there. He left some footprints leading that way. I think we should follow them." Shining suggested as he pointed out the trail of bloody footprints on the ground heading north-east. “It’s the only lead we have and I don’t think staying here with that manticore is going to help what’s so ever.”

“Agreed.” All the girls said as they followed Shining, Fluttershy stayed back and looked at the body of the manticore tears rolling down her face. Rainbow Dash flew back over and grabbed her friend and caught up with the group.

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