Teen In Equestria: Voice in my Head
The Gala
Previous ChapterNext ChapterOkay Gala Time probably what some of you have been waiting for. There will be fights, drunkenness, Music, Tons of Yo momma jokes, and always Cursing. Three fellow readers gave me there OC's and now they all get to be here for this Wondrous Occasion.
Chapter 15
The Gala
"Okay that's a good plan but just how are we supposed to get into the palace with tickets for the Gala genius." Discord said thinking my plan won't work.
"See I thought about that actually. Remember when we were walking over here. Well Chrysalis told me that she had injected me with changeling DNA so that means I can change my appearance to anypony I please. So me and Chrystin will take the form of one of the guards and sneak in through the back, but not before we get you two tickets for the Gala."
"And how are you going to do that." Discord and Chrysalis asked.
"Oh don't worry I have my ways."
Some time Later
"Oh this is going to be the best Gala ever, and I can't believe you got us tickets to." said the mare walking with her date.
"Yeah it took plenty of favors to call in but I finally got them just for you." The stallion said reviving a kiss from her. As she pulled back she could see the blush on his face making her giggle.
"It's so easy to make you blush you know that."
"Well it's kind of hard when I have someone as beautiful as you by my side." Just then I jumped out of a tree in all black with my hoodie covering the top portion of my face, and gloves on. Holding the couple at gunpoint.
"GIVE ME YOUR TICKETS NOW!" The mare started to scream as the Stallion stood in front of her.
"What do you want from us?" He said terrified.
"I ALREADY SAID IT. GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING TICKETS. BEFORE I BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS ALL OVER THE FLOOR!" I pointed the gun directly at him. The laser pointing directly between his eyes.
"Sweetie just give him the tickets."
"NO! I’ve did too much to have this one moment with you.” Just then the stallion threw a punch at me which I grabbed and punched his elbow nearly breaking it. He recoiled back a bit before charging at me again. I side step and grabbed him by the arm turning him back towards me. I sent a swift kick to the back of his knee sending him half way down, I step directly on the side of his kneecap breaking it in the process.
He let out a loud scream of pain which I silenced with a kick to the back of the head sending him to the floor. I dug through his coat and found two tickets for the gala, I walked over to the mare and did a fake lunge making her fall to the floor she got of the floor and ran away. I laughed before walking back to the tree I was in.
Discord, Chrysalis, and Chrystin all walked out. “Did you just take the tickets from them?”
“I sure did Discord, I sure did. Here now you and Chrysalis can enter from the front and proceed with step one. Chrystin and I will start step two once inside.”
“How are you going to do that?” Chrysalis asked.
“You just leave that to me.”
Later that Night
Everypony that was at the gala were enjoying their time there. Celestia, Luna, and the Elements tried their best to enjoy their night but just couldn't. Twilight walked over to the princess. "Princess, should we tell everypony what's going to happen after tonight?"
"No Twilight just let them have their fun. We don't want to ruin the night for everypony."
"Okay Princess." Twilight walked back over to her friends and started to have small talk. Thinking about what they're going to do when tomorrow. When while in the back Kendall and Chrystin had made their way through the backstage. There was a few ponies there mainly Octavia and her band who took a five minute intermission.
"You stage manager someone has required your assistance in the changing room. Saying her dress wouldn't fit." A guard said. The stage manager left his clipboard on a speaker as he went to go help the mare. The guard picked up the clipboard and wrote a name on it as the final act of the night, and placed it back on the speaker and left. The stage manager returned and looked back at his list.
"Is there a...Rap Star? Here."
"Yeah that's me." Said a Brown Pegasus Stallion. He was wearing two do-rags one white and the other black, under a black hat. A black hoodie under an white dress shirt and black tie and black slacks.
"Well you go on in half an hour."
"Got it." The brown stallion said, before walking out into the ballroom with everypony. "Step two complete."
Twilight looked over to the stage and seen the mysterious stallion walk out. "Hey girls who is that." She asked pointing towards the stallion.
"I don't know darling but his attire is not ideal for an important party like this." Rarity said. "But he must be one of the performers, nothing really to be worried about darling."
"I don't know Rarity somethin' about him just don't sit right with me." Applejack stated.
"I agree with Applejack." Rainbow voice her opinion. "I haven't seen him around Cloudsdale."
"Maybe he's from somewhere else." Fluttershy said. "I mean there are other place in Equestria he could be from."
"Just make sure you keep an eye on him. He just doesn't feel right to me." They all nodded their heads and separated to make sure he wasn't getting into trouble. A black teenage mare with big breast found her way to the punch bowl and flirted with the server telling him to meet her in the bathroom in five minutes which he quickly departed his station. She pulled out a bottle of clear liquid from her purse and poured it into the punch bowl and stirred it around. "Step three complete. Now what bathroom did that cute server go to?"
On the other side of the ballroom and A very tall Tan Stallion and Black busty Mare made their way to the middle of the dance floor and started to dance. Everypony around them looked at them for a few seconds before going about their business. "So my dear how are you enjoying your time here at the Gala?" He asked.
"I'm having a wonderful time I can feel the love in the air of this wondrous night." She said wrapping her hands around his head.
"I'm glad. I wonder how are friends are doing?" He thought as he dipped his date.
"Let's not worry about them I'm sure they can handle themselves." She said with a smile on her face. The Brown stallion made his way towards the back until he bumped into a yellow mare knocking her to the ground.
“Oh I’m sorry. I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.” He said as he picked her up.
“Oh...i-it's okay.” She said her voice barely audible. Her pink hair covering one of her eyes. He moved it out the way so she could get a better look at him.
“I’m real sorry about this. My name is RapStar. What’s your’s?” He asked as he picked her off the ground.
“My name is,” She started before her voice started to fade. “Fluttershy.”
“Well that’s a pretty name for a pretty mare like yourself miss Fluttershy.” He said making her blush. “Would you like to dance.”
“Oh no..it’s fine.”
“I insist it’s the least I can do for knocking you over.”
“Okay.” She took a hold of his hand and he lead her to the dance floor taking her waist into his other hand. “So miss Fluttershy what is a pretty mare like yourself doing here alone?”
“Oh I’m not alone. I’m here with friends.”
“So no stallion has asked you to come here?”
“No the princess gave me and my friends our tickets.”
“Really.”
“Yeah, but if you don’t mind. I mean you don’t have to answer.” He placed a finger on her lips and shushed her.
“Just tell me I don’t mind.”
“Okay, where are you from?”
“The urban areas of Los Pegasus, but I grew up in Fillydelphia.”
“What are you doing here? I mean, I seen you walk out from the back of the stage.”
”I’m the closing act for the night, I have a couple of song that I want to do.”
The two dance for a bit before a slow song came on. She leaned her head against his chest before pulling back a bit embarrassed. “It’s okay, no need to be embarrassed.” He said his voice soothing to her ears, as he smiled she could see that in his teeth was an assortment of diamonds and two teeth formed to look like fangs.
“What’s that?” She asked curious on what was in his mouth. He only laughed. “It’s called a grill very popular where I’m from.” Fluttershy put her head back on his chest and let out a long breath, feeling completely relaxed as they rocked side to side to the song. After the song was over everypony that was on the dance floor started to leave, leaving the two alone.
“Fluttershy?” Twilight said as she walked up to her friend. Fluttershy’s eyes shot open as she turned her head to the sound of her Twilight’s voice. “There you are. We’ve been looking all over for you.”
“I’m guessing one of your friends?” She looked back at RapStar and shook her head. “Well I guess I should get going. I have to be on stage in a few anyway. It was a pleasure to meet you once more miss Fluttershy.” He said as he placed a kiss on her hand before departing.
“Fluttershy we’re supposed to keep an eye on him not dance and be seduced by him.” Twilight told her friend her voice loud enough for only the two to hear, but it was stern.
“But Twilight I-”
“No Fluttershy what if he tried to take advantage of you. You know you have trouble telling ponies, NO.”
“B-but Twilight.”
“Now I need to find everypony else just meet me at the punch bowl.” Twilight went in search of her other friends, while Fluttershy made her way over to the punch bowl crying a bit to herself as she poured herself a glass of punch and downed it. She scrunched her face before shaking her head on how strong the punch was before getting another glass. “Step four check.” RapStar made his way to the stage and grabbed something then hooked it up to the turntables.
“What up everypony, my name is RapStar and I’ll be your closing act of the night. Before I start how is everypony doing to night?” Some Ponies were cheering while other just looked at him like he was crazy, but the other Elements, Princess Celestia and Luna were just wondering who he was.
“Luna did you book him?” Celestia asked
“I thought you did.”
“No, not that I remember...Let’s just see what he has to offer.”
Just then music started to play a very high pitched sound that started to come in with piano for a full minute. There were some ponies in the audience he knew. There was Mariah the Unicorn in a simple black dress, Protrokalos morrow the human sporting a white tux, and Lemon Cake who was on a date with Heart a.k.a. Coco his old bunk mate from the Royal guard, and they looked happy together. Just then the beat kicked in.
She wants me to
Get off the train tell her hi how I've been why
I don't call her anymore when I've been by
Her part town yeah her part of the night sky
Partly because I don't wanna fuck up my high
Even though i'd like to have kids with her
Have a son and make him a kid sister
When the rain pours down and the lights flicker
And I throw away a possible life with her
Cuz I'm in chi-town for another tour
In a hotel room with another whore
I don't really wanna say it but
I've always been a weak soul when a cheap touch
Come around looking like love maybe so
I been chasing what I've seen in the videos
When your chest might break from the butterflies
Circling your stomach hurting on the inside
But her stomach is just a bellybutton ring
And her brain is college boys and studying
And I'm in for one night and then gone
Troubled teens pass the pen for my theme song
And some nights I get my California dream on
Knowing you're trying your best not to move on
But I will understand when the dreams gone
And some boy puts his heart where I went wrong
And i'll stand in the rain in Cleveland
Hoping I can wash away these demons
Hoping you'll talk to me when I'm pleading
Yelling in the phone hoping that you're gonna leave him
Isn't it pretty to think so
Maybe we could have been perfect.
The ponies that cheered before he started to sing were applauding loudly, even the snotty ponies clapped their hooves together. “Thank you thank you this next few song were inspired by a girl I use to date before she broke up with me.” Just then another beat started to play. Opening with a woman say. You mustn’t give your heart to a wild thing. The more you do the stronger they get.
I don’t love her
I tried to tell myself
but you can see it in my eyes
So don’t deny
I can’t fool no one else
The truth is in the tears I cry cause
If It isn’t love
Why do I feel this way
Why does she stay on my mind
If it isn’t
Why does it hurt so bad
Make me feel so sad inside
If it isn’t love
How does it feel
I can’t describe this feelin’
That came when I saw her last night
She got to me
I’ll let you know the reason
I saw her with another Guy
If It isn’t love
Why do I feel this way
Why does she stay on my mind
If it isn’t
Why does it hurt so bad
Make me feel so sad inside
If it isn’t love
Cause if It isn’t love
Why do I feel this way
Why does she stay on my mind
If it isn’t
Why does it hurt so bad
Make me feel so sad inside
If it isn’t love
See see I don’t know where to start
She say it in my head but I feel it in my heart
And oh when we fell apart
I feel I’m insane
She think I’m on a bus but I’m really on a tryin’ my-
self cause I straight fallin’
Every single stomach ache when she’s callin’
Every second I’m away I wanna vomit
She just be chillin’ and I be on it
So I know that I can’t be so nice
Every lipstick stains’ on my knife
If it isn’t love It’s not life
Bring the chorus back like
Cause if It isn’t love
Why do I feel this way
Why does she stay on my mind
If it isn’t
Why does it hurt so bad
Make me feel so sad inside (x3)
Everypony was feeling what he had to offer. The snooty ponies were dancing, this was a better Gala then the last. Everypony dancing having a fun time, drinking punch, eating treats and just...swaying side to side in a drunken manner. Even Celestia was buzzed, but no pony was having a better time then Fluttershy she's just cheering and tripping all over herself. Luna herself started to cry.
"What's the matter my love, why are you crying?" Asked NightWing.
"Nothing, it's just...All these songs make me think about Kendall. That's why I'm crying. Because he must of walked in on us that night which is probably why he set Discord free."
"Do you want me to tell him to sing some different songs?"
"Yes if you could that would be very much appreciated." NightWing nodded his and made his way to the stage and wave over to RapStar. He told the crowd he was going to take a quick intermission and what's everypony to enjoy themselves. He and NightWing walked backstage and started to have a conversation.
"I guess he was right this is working out just the way he planned." Said the tall Tan stallion.
"Was the really any doubt he might of failed us." The busty Black mare stated.
"A little bit, but I now know nothing can go wrong from this point on out."
Back Stage
"So what do you need from me bruh?"
"The princess of the night would like you to sing different songs."
"Why's that?"
"She just went through a recent break up with some damn human and your song remind her of him."
"Okay I'll see what I can do chief."
"Good." NightWing turned around and walked away leaving RapStar by himself.
"So the Princess wants me to sing a different tune well I'll give her one she'll never forget."
"I think it's time to do a dance for you guy what do you say?" RapStar asked, everypony was cheering 'Dance' while trying to stay up right. He got into position holding his head down before the beat started playing.
Fussin' and fightin', we back at it again
I know that, it's my fault, but you don't understand (no)
I got memories, this is crazy
You ain't nothing like the girl I used to know
Good with ma, good with pa, cool with all my niggas
I should try, truth is I wanna let u in, but no
Damn these memories, and it's crazy
You ain't nothing like the girl I used to know
Girl I really wanna work this out, cause I'm tired of fightin'
And I really hope you still want me the way I want you
I said I really wanna work this out, damn girl I'm tryin'
It's no excuse, no excuse
But I got this
I got this icebox where my heart used to be (but I got this)
I got this icebox where my heart used to be (said I got this)
I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold
I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold [x2]
Why can't I get it right, just can't let it go
I opened up, she let me down, I won't feel that no more
I got memories, this is crazy
She ain't nothing like the girl I used to know
I don't mean to take it out on you baby but I can't help it
'Cause my heart is in the same ol' condition that baby left it
And I, I apologize, for makin' you cry
Look me in my eye and promise you won't do me the same
Girl I really wanna work this out, 'cause I'm tired of fightin'
And I really hope you still want me the way I want you
I said I really wanna work this out, damn girl I'm tryin'
It's no excuse, no excuse
But I got this
I got this icebox where my heart used to be (but I got this)
I got this icebox where my heart used to be (said I got this)
I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold
I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold [x2]
I don't wanna be stuck up in this cold cold world ('cause I don't wanna be) [2x]
Don't wanna mess this up better keep your eye on me girl [6x]
Girl I really wanna work this out, cause I'm tired of fightin'
And I really hope you still want me the way I want you
I said I really wanna work this out, damn girl I'm tryin'
It's no excuse, no excuse
But I got this
I got this icebox where my heart used to be (but I got this)
I got this icebox where my heart used to be (said I got this)
I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold
I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold [x2]
Everypony that was there could feel his pain especially Luna. Something about his Lyrics hit her the hardest, like something in her heart just shattering. NIghtwing saw this and made his way to the stage once more hopping on it and pushed Rapstar, making him stumble a bit.
"I said stop with the those songs you're hurting Princess Luna's feelings."
"Oh just because I went through some things I have to stop singing about them. Who the fuck do you think you are coming up here and telling what to sing about. Now I suggest you get of this stage before I kick you off."
"Is that a threat you're making."
"No!" He said taking off this Hoodie-dress shirt combo off, revealing his torso covered in Tribal tattoo's, and his name tattooed across his chest getting into NightWings face. "That's a fuckin' promise. No get the fuck out my face Bitch." NightWing wasn't going to be intimidated by some low life rapper especial one that made his girlfriend cry, he pushed him again. Causing some ponies to gasp.
RapStar rubbed his thumb across his nose and walked over to NightWing and shoved him off stage knocking him on his ass. NightWing got up as RapStar hopped off stage. “You just couldn’t let me be could you. This is one reason why I fucking hate you royal guard assclowns. So you want some, come get some.”
“Ha you really think you could really take me on. You have less of a chance of getting a record deal.” Some ponies in the crowd started to ‘Oooh’.
“So you want to talk about my music fine go ahead. Go.” Rapstar said folding his arms across his chest.
“You think just because you sing about your problems and pain people really care about what you’re going through. Well we don’t; we listen to what you sing about to escape from our own problems that we go through, what you need to do is grow a pair and get over it. She must of had a good reason to break up with you in the first place. You probably cheated on her like you people normally do.”
“What do you mean you people?” RapStar asked and in the background somepony asked. “What do YOU mean you people?”
“I mean you ponies that live in the slums just think you can do whatever you want because of how rough you had it. You have high dreams but throw that away with drugs and alcohol, it makes me sick when I have to come to one of your neighborhoods and make a chalk outline for one of your latest victims.”
“So what’s your dream then Huh? Seeing how you’re just tryin’ to shit on mine.”
“I’m already living it. I’m the highest ranked soldier in the Royal Guard and I am dating the most beautiful mare in Equestria Princess Luna, and I can give her more than that damn human could ever give her.”
“You must have champagne dreams with malt liquor means cause you ain't got catfish sandwiches that can compete with a chink at a rodeo, besides. Yo momma so stupid when she jumped out the window the ho went up.”
“Really momma joke can you be any more juvenile. Go ahead make a fool of yourself you know what I’m telling you is the truth.”
“Look, Yo momma’s gums so black she spits chocolate milk.
Yo momma so skinny when I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a comma.
Yo momma so fat it looks like she smuggling food carts.
Yo momma so black she bleeds smoke.
Yo momma so fat she wake up in sections.
I said Yo momma so fat she got stretch marks on her clothes.
Yo momma so toothless it takes her a hour to eat minute rice.
Yo momma so fat after makin’ love to her I roll over twice and I’m still on her.
Yo momma so stupid she was filling out a job application that said sign her she put sagittarius.
Yo momma’s glasses so thick when she looks at a map she can she people wavin’.
Yo momma so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Heyo, Yo momma so hairy bigfoot takes pictures of her.
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell.
Yo momma teeth so yellow she spits butter.
Yo momma so ugly the Zookeeper put a picture of her in the monkey cage to keep the monkeys from jerking off.
I said Yo momma so cold when I licked her pussy my tongue stuck to it.
Yo momma teeth so rotten when she smiles it looks like she got a mouth full of dice.
Yo momma so ugly she had to get you drunk just to breast feed you.
Yo momma so stanky she gives sourdough yeast infection.
Yo momma so short the bitch poses for trophies.
And man, Yo momma so Stupid when I told her I wanted her to do it doggy style she laid on the carpet and licked her own pussy.”
NightWing enough of his mouth and shoved him in his face. “Damn you got down syndrome so bad. You probably got up, left, and right syndrome to.” RapStar said before jaw jacking NightWing to the floor, this causes chaos amongst everyone. Some ponies circle around the two, as they went at it while other ponies panicked. Three guards made their way towards the commotion.
Rapstar pushed NightWing into Protrokalos knocking him over. Protrokalos got up with Nightwing in his arm and gave him a headbutt to the snout turning him back to RapStar. He punched him in the stomach and turned him around pulling NightWings arm behind himself. Protrkalos threw five heavy blows to NightWings stomach then a punch to the face then to the groin making him fall to the floor reeling in pain.
The three guards made their way into the tight circle and were attacked by the two. Rapstar threw a punch in to one gut and sweep the other by the legs. While Protrokalos broke the jaw of the last guard. Rapstar grabbed one of the guards and was attacked by the other which caused the two to jump him. Protro saw this and punched one of the guards with so much force it cause him to fly through the crowd, and punched the other on the top of his head sending him to the ground. He lifted Rapstar to his hooves, who then kicked the guard in the groin.
The two looked at NightWing who was still on the floor. They looked each other and nodded in a silent agreement, walking over to Nightwing. They picked him up and ran him over to the refreshment table, slamming his head into it numerous times before slamming him into it, breaking the table. The royal guards came down trying to put a stop to it, Protrokalos turned back around to see RapStar change his Form. “Kendall what the hell?”
“Look I’ll explain later but it looks like we have other things to worry about.” I said pointing to the guards coming down towards us.
“I’ll take care of them. Just get out of here.” I nodded and ran into the crowd of ponies.
While running I leaped frogging over one pony in particular. “I say I am not some jungle gym you can just..” I punched Blue Blood right in the face turning him around to face Mariah she unleashed a fury of punches to Blue Blood’s stomach making him fall to a knee.
“You sure as hell didn’t like him did you?”
“Kendall what the fuck are you doing here? They’ll be looking for you.”
“Well shit I’m just trying to have a good time is all.”
“I don’t think releasing the god of chaos doesn't really sound like fun to me.”
“Yeah whatever you think you can cover for me, you know Human to Human.”
“Sure but you need to leave, like now. Who knows what the Princesses will do to you if they find out you’re here.”
“There he is get him!” Me and Mariah turned around and seen four guards charging us.
“Well shit looks like they already know I’m here, hope you’re ready.”
“Always.” She said as we got into fight postion. As they started to charge at us I jumped over the first two and sucker-punched the third easily knocking him down. “Fuck man that shit seemed a little too easy.”
“That’s because he was the decoy!” Mariah said, when she said that I looked up and noticed the fourth one bringing his fist down on me. I sidestepped him, spun around and drove my elbow into the guard’s back. As I looked up I saw the one I had punched earlier had gotten up and had his foot coming down fast.
I tried to get by that blow too but was too slow and he managed to hit my arm, but before he could get me again Mariah had
been able to get the other two guards to accidentally run into BlueBlood as he was getting up from the floor and threw a punch into the back of his head.
“What would you do without me?” She said acting triumph.
“I don’t know, but let’s not try to find out.”
“I can work with that.” It only took a moment for three of the guards to get up and the fourth one was unconscious with a nice bump on his head. “Damn girl, You knocked his ass out!”
“I was trained by the best.” As she said this she flipped over all of the guards and landed by the rich snob that was still trying to recover from the initial charge and the punch. She grabbed him by the arm and to his great displeasure threw him into one of the guards. While she was doing that I took the liberty of slamming my fist into the closest guard following up with an uppercut into his stomach making him fall to the ground gasping for air.
“Would that happen to be Shining Armour?” I asked, as the second guard tried to take advantage of my brief break and almost managed to hit me, but I wasn’t having any of that shit. I quickly ducked and threw my body into his leg and was rewarded with a sickening snap. He let out a loud scream before I silenced him with four punches to the face and ended it with an elbow.
“Nope. Even better,” I looked up to ask who she meant and saw her jump up onto BlueBloods’ shoulders and launched herself into the air. She then twisted her self around and implanted her heels into the final guard’s face. “I was trained by the Princess of the Night, herself.” She started to brush herself off, who knew Luna could fight. I noticed BlueBlood had gotten up and was about to jump her. Good luck dumb ass.
“Hey Yo!” I said pointing, she jerked her head up real quick and saw him looming over her. Before anyone else could react, Mariah threw her foot up and caught him right in his precious jewels. She then proceeded to flip over him and grab him by his snobby shirt and tossed him into the triple-layered chocolate cake that was being wheeled into the room right at that moment.
“Now I really want to know what he did to make you hate him so much.” She then gave me a look that screamed ‘ask me again and you will wind up in that cake too’. I obviously chose the safest route and decided not to press the issue. I saw one guard looming over to her, I ran up to him just as she turned around to face him. Jumped in the air grabbing him by the back of the head and slammed his face into the ground, and posed with my hand on my hip and my other arm holding my head up. “What would you do without me?”
“There he is girls lets get him.” Said Twilight on the other side of the room as I was getting up. “Look get out of here, GO!” I dashed my way through the crowd as I left Mariah there, just then Rainbow Dash flew past her, knocking her to the ground. A few guards walked up to her and put her in chains.
“Hey what the hell?!”
“I got you now you jerk.” Rainbow Dash crashed into me, tackling me from behind as we went tumbling a few yards. She was on top of for a second about to punch me before I said something.
“Oh shit I can see your titty.” Rainbow looked down and covered herself up giving me the perfect opportunity to get her off of me. I grabbed her by the sides and threw her off of me running into another huge crowd of ponies. Twilight and the other ran to her with fluttershy drunkenly following suit.
“Rainbow what happened?”
“I had a...minor wardrobe malfunction.” She said still covering her boob.
“Like what darling, I made sure that your outfit would not...” Rainbow moved her hand out the way. ”My word.”
“Hey, hey D-*Hic* dash I can sees your booby.” Fluttershy said giggling in her drunken stupor, Rainbow Dash covered herself back up. “Rarity can you fix Rainbow Dashes dress while me Pinkie and AppleJack go after Kendall?”
“Of course it shouldn’t take that long.”
“Good also look after Fluttershy while you’re at it.” Twilight said before running after Kendall with the others.
“What am I a foal-sitter now. Come on Rainbow Dash let us get your dress in decent shape. Come along Fluttershy.” Fluttershy leaned on Rainbow Dash’s shoulder as they made their way to the bathroom.
I ran through crowd after crowd trying to ditch the Elements of Harmony and finally lost them. The guards still found a way to keep on my tracks, as I looked back I ran into Coco. “Ow, oh hey Kendall....Wait what the hell are you doing here!?”
“Can’t explain running.”
“From what?”
I saw numerous guards coming for me. “That, you mind helping me?”
“Well it does go against everything they taught us but okay.” We got ready for the two oncoming guards. I nodded at Coco and and we went charging at them. I threw a punch at one of the guard’s stomach, causing him to bend over holding his gut. I turned around him and threw my elbow into the back of his head, knocking him to the ground.
Coco and the other guard were going at it head to head, blow for blow, matching each other in combat. The guard on the floor took the opportunity to take advantage of my minor distraction and punched me in the throat knocking me to the floor. He drew his sword from the sheath and was about to strike me down, but Coco pushed his guard over me causing him to crash into the other.
Helped me to my feet before we went back to fight other guards that found found me. We looked at each other and ran towards the other four guards kicking the two guard’s on the floor heads. Me and Coco started to take the guards down knocking them to the floor, or back. I turned around and punched Coco in the face on accident.
“Ow...Kendall?” Coco said holding his snout.
“Sorry you all look alike...look out!” A guard tried to sneak up on Coco but got punched in the face, he threw him towards me and I threw a hook turning him back to Coco who threw another hook to his face turning back to me. I punched the guard in the crotch making him fall to his knees which Coco threw a kicked to the side of his head knocking him out cold. I looked around and there were guards everywhere. “Thanks for your help once again.”
“No problem but can you tell me what going on.”
“Can’t explain need to get the fuck outta here.” I said as I ran towards the stairs that lead to the roof of the palace. Coco stood there dumbfounded before getting tackled to the ground and locked up in chains. “You’re coming with us.” Said a guard as he hit Coco with a blunt object knocking him out. I of the guards saw which way I went and didn’t tell the others as he made his way towards me.
”I want guards at every exit no pony is leaving until we find that traitor” Princess Celestia commanded. Guards blocking every exit scaring everypony back into the ballroom.
"This was not part of his plan. What do we do now?" Said the Tan stallion.
"Just have faith in him I'm sure he has a way to get us out of this." Answered the black mare as everypony stood in the middle of the ballroom talking amongst themselves as Celestia paced back and forth on top of a balcony that gave her a full view of the ballroom, surrounded by the Elements of Harmony and her sister. Fluttershy was still tipsy but she was not wobbling around like she was before, while Pinkies hair was flattened and her color darkened.
Just then a guard walked up to Celestia and whispered something in her ear. "Bring them forth now!" Celestia ordered. A platoon of guards walked over with Coco, Mariah, and Protrokalos in chains. “We found these traitors helping the Human escape, by fending off the guards and assaulting civilians.”
“It’s not assaulting when they run into my fist.” Mariah said trying to defend herself.
“Quiet worm.” The guard said before hitting her in the stomach. Coco and Protro saw this and voiced themselves, but not before being beat down by the other guards. Celestia watched this go on for a minute before calling her guards off leaving the two males bleeding, beaten and battered.
“Now I’m only going to ask this once and only once where is Kendall?”
On the roof
I ran my way to the top of the castle just above the ballroom I could see everything. Everypony in groups talking to each other, I could see two people or should I say ponies that were completely calm during the whole eskapade. I looked down and couldn't see Coco, Mariah or Protro. "Where the fuck are they." I asked myself trying to find them.
"They're begin chained up at the moment." Said a voice. I turned around and seen NightWing looking like hammered shit and he was just laughing. I thought me and Protro got rid of him. His left arm and both wings were broken, and is that a sword he's hand. "And you'll be joining them but not in chains, but in a body bag." He came running at me with sword in hands raising it above his head. I rolled over to the side as he came in for a horizontal slash to my chest.
Luckily he didn’t hit my leg or this could of ended badly. I got off the floor and seen he was charge at me again, this guy just doesn’t give up does he. “No I don’t, you want to know what happened to the last human that came here you’re looking at him. I was the best thing to happen to this weak little world and I’ll be damned if I let you four punk nose kids like you come and take my job away from me, I’m glad I get to watch you suffer from all of this when I’m done with you.” He came at me again sword in hand swinging wildly I was able to dodge a few of the swings but one struck me on the ribs.
I screamed as the pain was too much, which only made him laugh harder as he came closer to me. His eyes open fully as he stepped on my chest, knocking the wind out of me. He stood on my chest grinding his hoof into me laughing like a maniac. “Oh it’s going to be fun to kill you right here and now he said as he dragged the blade across my cheek causing blood to trickle down it.
“Too bad you won’t be able to attend mine and Luna’s wedding, but you may have just caused a disturbance on her import day.” He said as he stomped on my face breaking my nose then kicked me in the ribs making roll away from him. “There’s just going to so much you’ll miss like our first child or the eracataction of your family that will be lead by me. Yes, I know all about your children with Chrysalis and I’m going to enjoy killing your little boy.”
My eyes shot open when I heard that he was going to kill my baby boy. He walked over to me and raised the sword above his head. “Good bye BOY!” He brought the sword down and I rolled out of the way, the sword cracking the glass as I stood up and kicked him in the gut causing him to drop the sword. I picked it up and threw it off the roof so none of us can use it.
Me and NightWing stood on glass roof just over the ballroom staring each other down, both of us tired and badly bleeding. he rushed at me which I dodge but not before tripping over his hoof making us both fall onto the glasspane. My nose was dripping blood as I looked at my own reflection as the glass started to crack, even more. I could see my friends in chains on their knees in front of a crowd.
I got up and turned around to see NightWing come at me one more time. He rushed me and I dipped down and flipped him off my back sending him and myself threw the glass. It shattered on impact, scaring everypony under us. He fell and crashed into a table breaking it and his neck. I landed on my back, arching it in pain as shards of glass embedded themselves inside of me, and my wings were broken from the fall.
I looked over to the side to see my friends before being meet with the sounds of unsheathed swords. “Aw shit.” They all pointed their swords at me, one lifted me to my knees and chained my arms behind my back like the rest. The guards beat me like they did Coco and Protro, leaving me with even more blood dripping down my mouth and nose. While some of the guards checked on NightWing
“I’m glad, they finally captured you. You're probably wondering why you’re not being sent to the moon at this point.”
“No, I’m wondering why my foot is not up your ass at point.”
“No one talks to me that way! You’re lucky I’m mood right now!” Celestia yelled.
“Why, so you can sacrifice us four like you did with the other humans that came here.” Which cause some ponies in the crowd to gasp.
“Now who gave you a silly idea like that.” I didn’t even have to answer that I just whistled the best I could with a busted lip, just then the Tall Tan Stallion and the two busty mares made their way through the crowd and approached me and the other. They undid the chains on all of us setting us free. “Who dares go against me!?”
“We do.” They said in unison changing their forms back to original state, The tall stallion turning into Discord, the Busty Black mare into Chrysalis, and the shorter black mare into Chrystin. Everypony gasped as they changed. The god of Chaos and Queen of the changelings were at the Gala the whole time and no pony knew.
“I told him Celestia how you use humans to fend off the NightMare, so it can’t come and take over your Kingdom. You know humans stand no chance, so you use them as sacrifice so you can keep your fat plot on that throne of yours.” Chrysalis yelled, Princess Celestia made her way down getting in her face.
While the two were staring each other down, I looked around for Discord but he was nowhere to be found. Then air started to circulate around the room, It was humid and only getting hotter by the second. I knew what was going on and this time it wasn’t me causing it to happen. “Celestia we need to get out of here right now.”
“Why should we listen to you!?” Rainbow Dash yelled at me getting some ponies to agree with her. Just then an explosion happened shaking the castle as a giant fire beast appeared breaking thru the side of the castle. “That’s fucking why!” I yelled as It roared scaring everypony, but me. Everypony started to panic. “Look we need to get everyone outta here quick before this place burns down Twilight you and the other elements get everypony out of here. Mariah Protro and Coco help them also.”
Just then the castle started to shake, dropping columns and pieces of the building. The whole room set ablaze causing everypony to panic and run towards the exit knocking over whomever was in their way. I ran towards the exit and told them where to stand, while standing there I started to see who was all there. All the guards, the civilians, the elements of harmony, the humans, Queen Chrysalis and Chrystin, and Princess Luna and Cadence. “Fuck Princess Celestia!” I ran back into the castle everything was on fire, I tried my best to navigate my way through the fire every was cloudy thanks to the smoke. I could hear a faint call for help and made my way towards it, when I was near I could see Princess Celestia trapped under support beams and a marble column.
I went over to her and started to lift all of the stuff off of her, I let out a loud roar as I started to lift the heavy marble column off her wing. “Thank you Kendall.” She said as I started to throw the rest of the debris off of her body. “Don’t thank me just yet Princess.” I told her. “Can you walk, fly, or use magic?”
“No I can’t and the smoke is breaking my concentration.” I nodded my head and picked her up in my arms and made my way out of the palace. So this is where you all came in at the beginning of this story with me holding the Princess and the castle burning down behind me, my wings started to change back to the way they once were. I laid the princess on the ground next to Luna who gave me a hug. I stood there for a second and hugged her back. She let go of me and told me ‘Thank You’.
I looked back at the Castle and I could here Discords laughter as the fire demon destroyed the castle. “What do we do know?” Twilight asked.
“Nothing.” I said making everypony gasp and look at me as I walked back towards the castle. I walked over to Chrystin and gave her a hug. I turned around to Chrysalis and gave her a long kiss. “If I don’t make it name our son after me.”
“What are you talking about Kendall? What are you planning on doing?”
I just chuckled “I’m going to stop him, that’s what I’m planning on doing. I brought Discord back into this world and I’m going to take him out.”
“What!?” Celestia, Chrysalis, Luna, and the Elements screamed in unison. Looking at me as if I was crazy.
"Discord could destroy you.” Twilight said.
“Are you Loco In the Coco Kendall." Pinkie added. I just started to laugh as hard as I could with my back turned to all of them, I turned around and looked at all of them. “Of course I am Pinkie.” Hector said with a smile as we took off towards the Castle.
”It’s great to have you back Kendall.”
“It’s great to be back now let’s go get this fucker.”
There we go everypony The gala scene. Well this took damn near forever but I got it done. Don't know who many more Chapter I'll do but I know it'll be more than five. Once again sorry for the delay. Ottotune Out.
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