Fluttershy walked into the makeup isle at Celestia's Secret. Discord followed behind her, pouting. He did not like shopping for makeup, or shopping for anything for that matter.

"How about this one?" Said fluttershy.

Discord grunted, he could care less about what blush color she got.

"Why do you even need makeup?! You look fine without it,"he grumbled.

Fluttershy blushed, giggling.

"See! Your blushing right now! Just blush forever, and we'll never have to come to the store ever again!" He said.

"Well I can't just make myself blush," she replied

"Well, I bet twilight has a spell somewhere that can help you with that. Except I'd rather be here than at her place."

"Discord, you hate everywhere we go that's not your house or mine," she said, looking around at all the colors.

How about about blue? She thought. No.... That's just weird, not even rarity would try that. She picked up a box of light pink and read the back.

Meanwhile Discord was just watching her, growing bored. He then got an idea. He bumped the shelf with his hip, causing the boxes on the top shelf to fall on top of the pegasus. They opened on impact, turning her different shades of pink. She squeaked, and Discord burst into laughter. Fluttershy blushed even though you couldn't see it under all other colors. Discord was rolling on the floor laughing, tears in his eyes. Fluttershy then took the pink blush in her hoof, opened it, and threw it at discord. His leg turned pink, and he stopped laughing. He growled as Fluttershy laughed this time. He picked up a box of red and opened it. He used his magic, and the blush turned her a tomato red. Fluttershy laughed, until she saw what happened.

"Discord! This is going to take weeks to wash out!" Fluttershy yelled.

"Then why buy blush in the first place?!" He exclaimed.

"Well! Well... I don't know," she responded. She guessed there was no point in makeup. Why would ponies even need clothes? She shouldn't question the odd things in life, since there really isn't an answer.

Fluttershy took another box of blush and threw it in his face. He closed his eyes as it went into his face. He coughed as it seeped into his mouth. Fluttershy gasped and flew over to him.

"I'm so sorry Discord! I didn't mean for it to get in your fa-" She was cut off when some hot pink was thrown into her face. She coughed too, and Discord burst into laughter once again. Fluttershy took another off the shelf and then threw it at him, angry. They then began to throw blush back and forth at each other laughing. They were both completely pink and red, a mess of blush also on the floor. They cracked up, there was no more blush on the shelf; it was now on them and the floor.

"Excuse me! What is going on here?! You've ruined all the blush!!" An employee gasped, rounding the corner. Fluttershy looked over, and gasped as well. Her heart began to pound. Am I going to jail?!

"Oh hello... um ma'm," said Discord.

"I am calling security on you two!" She yelled, becoming very upset with them. Discord didn't want to get Fluttershy in trouble.

"Oh alright... but first... think fast!" Discord said, throwing a box of blush in her face. He quickly sat up, grabbing Fluttershy and tucking her under his arm. He snapped his claw as the security alarms sounded, teleporting them to safety.

They reappeared on Fluttershy's cottage floor.

"I can't believe you did that! What if the police come! What if what if....?!" Fluttershy worried. Discord laughed.

"Oh come on! It's not that bad!" He said.

"Well... Well I'm going to go take a shower," Fluttershy said as she got up and walked towards the bathroom, leaving a trail of pink as she did so. Discord got up as well, sliding on to the couch, reviewing the day he had just had.

Maybe shopping isn't so bad after all. He thought, smiling.

Author's Note

Welp. I was bored. So here yah go. =P