50 Shades of Blush

After Fluttershy came out of the shower, she saw Discord sitting on the couch, his legs crossed and he was humming a song she sometimes sang. He looked up at her and smiled.

"There you are," Discord said, sitting on the blush covered couch.

"What took you so long I thought showers were only like, 10 minutes long?"

"Well it took longer than I thought because there was still some bits of red in my mane," replied the yellow pony.

"I thought blush was gonna come out easier. How do you ponies wear blush? This stuff makes my fur so... stiff," said Discord.

"Well, why don't you go wash it off?! Your getting it all over the couch!" She shouted.

Discord looked down at his leg, a small white bunny was tugging at it, shouting strange things in his little rabbit language. Discord shook his leg, and a puff of pink went into the bunnies face. He coughed and let go of his leg. Discord chuckled.

"That's what you get, you dumb bunny..." he whispered so Fluttershy wouldn't hear.

Angel held up his left paw, seeming to form a fist, shaking it at him.

"I will, later. I'm too lazy," Discord said, thinking back to what Fluttershy had nagged.

"Well, until you do that, um... no tea parties for you mister!" Fluttershy said, not being able to think of a better punishment.

"Well, who cares," he said.

Fluttershy rolled her eyes.

She then walked over to sit on the couch. Discord sat up on instinct, giving her room to sit down.

"You know, I kind of like shopping now," Discord said.

Fluttershy looked up at him. She smiled.

"I'm glad you do," she said, giggling.

"We can be shopping buddies!" Fluttershy yelled, A huge grin on her face.

Discord groaned and stuck a finger in his mouth, indicating that he thought it was gross.