You gotta DASH to be able to SOAR

"Hey Soari!" grinned Surprise, jumping into his office.

"Uhh hey Surprise, whats up?" asked Soarin.

"Spitty ordered me to well 'SURPRISE! FLEETFOOT! GET SOARIN'S LAZY ASS TO MY OFFICE!'" imitated Surprise, giggling.

Fleetfoot slammed the door open and landed her eyes on Soarin, grabbing his arm and pulling him out, into Spitfire's office.

"HEY I WAS MEANT TO HARRAS SOARIN INTO GETTING HIM INTO SPITFIRE'S OFFICE!" shouted Surprise angrily, marching after them.

"Surprise... Fleetfoot... how many times have I asked you to check that it's Blaze before thinking it's ME?!" shouted Spitfire.

Soarin rolled his eyes as once again the the two IDIOTS had mistaken Spitfire for her little sister, Blaze.

"Well... it's... you two look so similar! Plus isn't it Blaze's fault?!" shouted Fleetfoot.

"HA!" smirked Blaze.

"YOU are NO different!" shouted Spitfire, pointing at Blaze who was pinned to the wall, upside down and her tail pinned up on a hook.

"Oh um right, anyway can you let me down now?!" grinned Blaze innocently.

"... you don't get enough punishment." grumbled Spitfire.

"Umm Spitfire? Do you actually need me?" asked Soarin, awkwardly.

"... well I wasn't going to tell you yet, but, reserves: Climbing Shoot, Lazer Stream, Speeding, Painting Windows and Rainbow Dash should all be coming tomorrow to see which one of them will join the team."

"Umm Spitfire... do you think it's a good idea to put Speeding with Climbing, Lazer Stream and Rainbow Dash? I mean Speeding has been pretty rough on them... also I've seen more moves on Wind Whirl, to add on - better friends with them." pointed out Silver Lining, leaning against the wall, waiting to talk to Spitfire.

"Wonderbolts live up with it with Lightning Streak and Fire Streak around..." grumbled Spitfire.

"Yeah and what about Rapidfire? You know what he's like when the reserves are going to be in his squad, also how can Wavey take it?" snickered Surprise.

"Well if they're good enough, I might let them all join and make another squad." shrugged Spitfire.

"What?"

"OOHHHH! A squad 7?!"

"We had a squad 7 last year until they left." said Silver flatly, rolling his eyes.

"WELL STILL!" argued Surprise.

"R-Rainbow Dash?" asked Soarin quietly, all attention turning to him.

"Cuh yeah Rainbow Dash!" Said Fleetfoot.

"Soarin's in love!~" sang Surprise playfully, jumping around him.

"I can imagine Soarin eating skittles..." mumbled Blaze. They all stared at her with 'what the hell' expressions.

"Umm... no." said Spitfire flatly.

"Awwh because lonely Spitfire hasn't got her fill y- OUGHH!"

Spitfire glared at Blaze, pinning her tail back up which had fallen off when she punched her, growling in her face.

"You speak again, I'll let you down next YEAR."

"..."

"Good."

"So shes not aloud to eat?" asked Fleetfoot, a bigger grin spreading on her face, Blaze glaring at her harshly.

"... She is. I will have to get YOU to feed her." sighed Spitfire sarcastically.

"How fun!" giggled Fleetfoot

"She was being sarcastic idiot." smirked Silver

"Shut up smug dude!"

"Smug... dude...? I like it."

"..."

"Your so predictable Silver." They all said together, Silver rolling his eyes comically

"I want sandwiches!"

"Why the hell are we at sandwich shop?" asked Spitfire looking in the window seeing the tables a mess and kids running around everywhere.

"Because!" they all said apart from Blaze.

Blaze had a 'HELP ME' expression on her face, her eye twitching. Surprise was pushing a stroller, with Blaze in it, without a care in the world, Fleetfoot beside them trying to pretend Blaze was an actual baby, trying not to burst out laughing.

"Hey Silver! I think baby Blazey needs her toys!" giggled Fleetfoot.

"MFF MFF MM FF HHR HMM!"

"Stop teasing her." ordered Spitfire, (WHAT THE HELL SPITFIRE WE WER-) "You can carry on inside... leaver her in the stroller."

"MMHMMMM?!!!!!"

"Oh! I think shes going to burst!" sang Surprise.

Soarin raised an eye brow at her, Surprise bringing out some duct tape out of no where and sticking it over her mouth.

"MMMF!"

"Oh Celestia how would you get that off?" giggled Fleetfoot, putting a hoof to her mouth.

"Painfully!" grinned Surprise.

"Right..."

"Mmm..." sighed Blaze in defeat.

"How is she going to eat?" asked Silver, raising an eyebrow.

"MM MM!"

"Oh right ummm."

RIIIIIIIIPPPP

"AGHHHHHH!"

"Ha... You can talk as long as it's not annoying." smirked Spitfire.

"WHAT. THE. HELL?!"

"Ok never mind... shut the heck up."

"Mmmf mff mmmf."

"What was that? I lace you?" smirked Fleetfoot

"Mmhm!"

"No? What about I taste you? That sounds... interesting..."

"MHMMMMNMNNG!"

"Ooh! Ooh! I MACE you?!!!" guessed Surprise, lunging her face right in front of Blaze's.

"... Mhmmhmmmm!"

"SURPRISE YOUR HELPING HER! SHE WAS MEANT TO SAY I HATE YO-... ugh..."

"Well you broke it now!" she giggled back in reply.

"Commander Soarin? You here mate?"

"..."

"... I bet he's thinking of skittles..." whispered Fleetfoot to Surprise.

"Well DUH he's TOTALLY in LOVEEEE!" The others looked at Surprise in confusion and Fleetfoot glared at her, making a motion to keep shut.

Surprise looked at her confused, realising that she shouted that out loud, "Nothing, we were talking about... Princess Twilight and that guard last week."

"Yeah..." muttered Fleetfoot, rolling her eyes.

"What guard?" Asked Silver.

"You wouldn't know unless you were there." The others said apart from Blaze who looked at them in confusion.

"This sounds like the prank in the news by Discord..." Muttered Silver.

"What? With princess Twilight going into a rage fit about missing out on something without the still unknown elements? Cuh..." giggled Surprise.

"CAN WE GO IN THE SANDWICH SHOP NOW?!" whined Fleetfoot.

"Nah I like it out here." smirked Silver jokingly.

"Totally cause I think Blaze LOVES this stroller!"

"MMMFMFFF?!"

Just so you know, the wonderbolts don't know who the elements of harmony ARE apart from Twilight. (They also don't know that they don't have the elements now)