While resting in her bedroom within her brand new sparkly palace, Twilight Sparkle has developed a kink for Princess Celestia's frequent use of bad grammar.

(A very short one-shot.)

((WARNING! POINTLESS PLOT. PLOTLESS CLOP! You have been warned. There are some triggers here, but not many. Watersports has been outlined here for safety reasons, so if you are not a fan or just generally grossed out by it in any capacity, then please don't read this..