One hell of an adventure

Asked of me to be written by JJ, which I finally got down.

The room I was in was dimly lit, I don’t know why Twilight couldn't do this in the libra- Oh wait, fuck. “So, Austin was it?” I looked at Twilight, who had a floating clipboard and quill near her.

“ ‘That’s my name, don’t wear it out.’ “ We both chuckled lightly.

“Yes, well, ready to begin?” I nodded, why she was questioning me I have no idea. I think she did this to the others as well. “Where did you live before coming here?” The first of many.

“ ‘That was a long time ago but I remember living under a bridge in New York city.’ “ I sighed at the memories flooding back into my head.

“That’s horrible! How did you survive?”

“ ‘Awesome friends I made, and taking money from knocked out bullies. That always kept me going.’ “ I laughed, the good always have the most horrible life I guess.

“Alright, now who was your ‘player’?”

“ ‘Kurosawa the guardian of darkness, though he told me to just call him Dark. Much easier to say am I right?’ “ She chuckled and nodded. I love making others laugh.

“Now, what were you doing before you came here? To this world I mean.”

“ ‘I was on my way to a friends house to see the season three premiere for My Little Pony. Never got to see it sadly.’ “ I sighed then smiled. “ ‘At least I got something better right?’ “ She stared at me a few moments before coughing and looking back at the clipboard.

“Now then, have you ever found a close friend, or even a ‘special somepony’ after arriving?” I thought about this for a little while.

“ ‘I found two close friends, the first being Kate and the second being Mango Jack. Now I know what you're thinking ‘why the hay do you think of him as a friend?’ well because he his my grand-kits father AND he can handle himself pretty good in battle, if I didn’t know any better I would think he is some long lost son, but that would be wrong beyond belief.’ “ I burst out laughing at this, I am so fucked up in the head. I just realized I’m having a good time, I have not had time for fun for the past year. It felt good.

“Next question then. What was the one moment where you were the closest to losing hope in The Game?” Being blunt was she? Who else but Twilight?

“ ‘Easy, when I almost let Jack die.’ “ I sighed heavily, not wanting to recall the memory.

“What happened?”

“ ‘I can’t say, please continue.’ “ I could hear the hate in my voice, my authority was coming back, being a lord can do that to ya.

“A-alright.” She gulped. “What was the one singular moment where you were most angry since arriving in Equestria?” Again, easy.

“ ‘When I figured out Kate was pregnant with Jack’s kit.’ “ I growled, that was the most rage filled moment of my entire life, but that was four years ago, I should let it drop. When I growled she flinched back a bit. “ ‘Sorry, please go on.”

“Ok.” She chuckled nervously. “If you could pick one thing in all of Equestria that makes you happy, what would it be?” Oooh, tough one. One thing in the entire world that makes me happy?

“ ‘I’m going to have to go with my family on this one. Truly, the one and only thing that could ever make me smile other than my randomness is them, maybe except Jack, he’s just an idiot.’ “ I chuckled lightly at that, I love making fun of my son-in-law.

“How did you even meet him?”

“ ‘Couple years back we saved a town from an army of d-dogs and that crazy Jon guy, that one was mostly him.” I sighed. “ ‘It’s amazing what a love driven rage can do.’ “

“Ok, what is that thing you call ‘badass’ mode?” If I was drinking something I would have done a spit take.

“ ‘Alright Twi, one, promise me never to swear again, and two, badass mode is a state of mind that allows limitless possibilities. It allows full use of your mind, like in a half a second I could have thought of 250 different plans on how to beat Griffin, although he is a badass himself and would counter all of those plans in a instant.’ “ I laughed, it was true. “ ‘Although it takes a long time to be able to slip into this state of mind at will. I had years of practice being homeless and all.’ “ She got that sad look on her face again. “ ‘Oh calm down, you make me want to cry out of sadness.’ “ She kept the face for about half a minute before looking back at the clipboard with a slight smile.

“Ok, last question. Is there anything you’d like to leave as your ‘Final Words’ for the interview?  Something you want the world to think about?” OOOOOH!! Final words! Must think of something!

“ ‘I might have a few, don’t do drugs, wear a helmet when riding in a bike and/or airship, keep weapons under the BED! Not the pillow, listen to your local badasses for safty tips and role models your parents won't approve of, go see Kightmare’s concerts, don’t mess with my rum, Celt is a bugbear, not a ogre, don’t say Jon’s name three time in a row, AND don’t listen to crazy people.’ ” I chuckled a bit at that last one.

“But, your all crazy.” Twilight commented.

“ ‘That’s why you should listen to us.’ “ I got up.

“But that makes no sense!” I turned and walked over to the large wooden doors.

“ ‘Which is why it makes so much sense.’ “ I opened the door and closed it behind me just as she let out an aggravated goran. “ ‘I love doing that.’ “