One hell of an adventure

A month had passed since we left, and good new came from the dunes! My forces had found a city to southwest of Oasis that had been abandoned a long time ago, problem was it was cursed. Thanks to some unicorn the curse was lifted and we were able to move in with no further problems. We were sailing over the Everfree by this point, it got boring quick. “ ‘Argh Kate! Something entertaining needs to happen!’ “ She just glared at me, damn mood swing things. “ ‘Wait, when did we get over the Everfree?’ “ I questioned as I looked over the edge of the ship and down in the dark forest. I really don’t like dark places unless someone is with me so this shouldn’t bother me as much as it is.

“I think about two minutes ago.” Kazi spoke as he walked up and stood to my left. “We should be exciting in about five minutes.” I let out a happy sigh, the story of the blanks thing messed with me so bad. I back away from the edge and laid down on the deck with a yawn. The silence lasted about two minutes before I heard a growl.

“ ‘DAMMIT ALL TO THE VOID!’ “ I yelled as I ran over to the side to see what was making the sound, and if the universe didn’t hate me enough there were three dragons. One black, two blue. “ ‘Fucking blue dragons.......Not again.’ “ I shuddered at the memory as I turned to the crew. “ ‘LOAD THE CANNONS!’ “ I called as I spun back around to the dragons slowly approaching from the forest below. “ ‘And keep Kate and Bronze below deck! I got this.’ “ I leapt off the edge of the ship and fell a few feet before beginning to fly. ‘Might need badass mode for the black dragon, the blue ones should be easier, I just hope their not like that other blue one...’ I shuddered again. The black dragon hung back while the two blue dragons advanced towards me. The first one shot a stream of flame at me, I dove to the side and flew over to its wing. When I got there I used the axe attached to my new tail to chop it off, which was surprisingly easy.

I love this axe.

The dragon hovered there a moment before falling back down to the ground, a sickening crack filling the forest. “ ‘Damn, just like the first one.’ “ I chuckled and looked at the second on, who was now charging at me at full speed. “SIT THE FUCK DOWN!” I used that new shout thing learned and nearly blasted the poor thing out of the sky. I charged forward as it was trying to recover and slammed it in the eye with my spiked ball tail. It roared in pain as it held its claws up to its eye. I lowered myself down to its neck and sliced it open with my tail axe, able to do so by pushing the tail with my paws. The dragon choked on blood for a little while before it lost function to fly and died before it hit the ground.

“ ‘Two down, one to go. OPEN FIRE!’ “ I roared at the ship and the ponies and dogs on board began to load the sand cannons. I turned to the black dragon to see it had already sent flame my way. I did the sonic roar and it mostly kept away the flames, but I might have to get my mane cut where the fire burned it. “ ‘OwowowowowOWOOWOWOW!’ “ I yelp as it began to burn like bleaching your hair.

Shut up,

When it stopped burning I turned to see the black dragon laughing his scaly ass off. “ ‘Oh, you think that funny eh?’ “ He nodded. “ ‘Time to learn a new trick! Eat ice breath jerk wad!’ “ I began to focus, everything went dark for a few moment. There it is. I chuckled and glared at the dragon. “ ‘Ice be your tomb.’ “ I whispered as the dragon suddenly began to freeze over. The cannons began to fire, the compressed balls of sand exploding on his scaly hide. When they had hit the sand shot out and under the dragon's scales, making start to bleed badly. When the ice completely froze over the large ice sculpture fell to the ground and shattered, I did not think it would actually BREAK the dragon! That fucking cool!

“ ‘Alright everyone, find a place to land or something and get the scales! Maybe see if theres a cave nearby!’ “ I saw the dogs and ponies on deck nod and run all over the place as the ship began to slowly lower to the ground. “ ‘Why is it I always have to fight the dragons? I’m not a dragon slayer...’ “ I muttered as I began to fly down to them.

Sorry it's short, next you get a large fight.