One hell of an adventure

        It had been a 2 months and 20 days since we left the dunes, when I began to keep track I do not know, I might be losing my hyper. Anyway we were just leaving Gem Findo after escaping capture by a bunch of d-dogs the the intelligence of walruses. We were just over to broder when the dog in the crows nest called out he saw something to the north. Kate and I walked over to the side of the ship and began to look around until we saw a black speck that looked like it was coming towards us. “ ‘What the hell is that?’ “ I muttered trying to get a better look.

“I think its-” Kate didn’t finish because a ball of fire exploded just below us, sending back a few feet.

“ ‘Wait a second.’ “ I paused. “ ‘The only ones who like fire that much are Disdain and...’ “ I went wide eyed. “ ‘JON!’ “ I grabbed Kate lightly and jumped back as another ball of fire exploded on the deck where I was previously standing. “ ‘Kazi!’ “ The dog ran up to me. “ ‘Get Kate below deck and lock it up tight. We are going to have our work cut out for us.’ “

“You better live furball, I don’t want to lose the best pillow I ever had.”

“ ‘Fuck you Kate, NOW GO!’ “ Kazi nodded, took Kate, and ran below deck. Just then the robed figure known as Jon landed on the scorched wood where his second fireball exploded.

“Austin! How the hell are ya?” He grinned at me and retracted his wings. Honestly I don’t know how he flys with those thing, they ain’t got skin on em.

“ ‘Oh fine, just trying to do some stuff without dieing by you!’ “ I growled. He gave me a confused look.

“What?” I rolled my eyes and turned to Light, who had a hidden shield up around me.

“ ‘Blast him.’ “ He nodded and blasted a spell at Jon. “ ‘Now can you hear me?’ “

“Eeyup!”

“ ‘Good, now get the hell off my ship before I make you.’ “ I growled again. Jon just laughed.

“Come on! Can’t I hang out with an old friend?”

“ ‘No, you almost killed Kate, TWICE! And I’m not letting that baby get hurt!’ “ I took a threatening step forward. Jon got a confused look then realisation hit his face like a brick, and trust me I know how that feels.

“Oh yea! Jack and Kate did-”

“ ‘Finish that and I fuck you up worse then I’m going to if you don’t GET OFF MY SHIP!’ “ I roared and took another step forward.

“Meany butt.” He grumbled. Pinkie wasn't with him, good I didn’t want him throwing her at me then dieing of over exposure to hyper. “Alright, time to die bud, see ya in hell.” He seemed rather happy about that. He charged at me with what looked like a fire version of his scythe.

“ ‘Nice weapon.’ “ I spoke as his scythe dinged off the shield Light had up around me.

“Nice tail, wait is that a mace?” I grinned at his shocked look.

“ ‘EEEYUP!’ “ I spun around and bashed my mace tail right into his shoulder. He let out a yelp of pain and flew over to one side of the ship. “ ‘Aww come now, is that all you got?’ “ I chuckled. He slowly got up.

“Wait for my arm to fix itself, then I’ll show you a thing or two.” He laughed. I quickly dashed over to him, grabbed his skull with one of my paws, and slammed it multiple times on the side of the ship. When I heard cracking I knew I was about to win.

*Shink*

….The fuck was that? I looked down to see, while I was busy bashing his skull in he stabbed me in the stomach with that short sword he carries around in his rib cage. “ ‘SONOVA- DAMMIT!’ “ I gave his skull one more very hard bash to shatter it. When he stopped struggling I fell over writhing in pain. “ ‘MEDIC!’ “ I called out. Soon enough Kazi ran over to me and began dragging me over to where the the bottom deck was. He was talking but I couldn't hear him, must be because my ears are ringing.

Oh fuck I’m going to die!

My vision faded, and I began to float in darkness. Yup I’m dead.

---Few hours or days later, I couldn't really tell and no one told me.---

Ya know, I could get use to this. I mean yeah it was cold and really dark but peaceful, no troubles or worries. Just endless resting....

I want out.

And as if the gods were listening light began to fill my vision and almost blinded me. “ ‘Ow...’ “ I muttered for the first time in ‘meh’. I lifted my head up slightly to see I was in my room below deck of the ship, Kate and Bronze sleeping in a random chair. “ ‘Aww.’ “ I chuckled and pushed myself up. Remembering I got stabbed I looked at my chest and saw bandages up the wazoo, some bloody and some just wet from some kind of medical cream. “ ‘Must be high or something, it doesn't hurt.’ “ I chuckled.

“Actually I removed all forms of pain from your body, you are actually in immense pain right now.” I turned to see Light reading a book by the corner. “Don’t know how long it’s going to last, but when it does wear off it is going to hurt.”

“ ‘I wouldn’t have it any other way.’ “ I chuckled. Well kick that off my bucket list, meet Death and leave, but I didn’t get the damn cookies.

“Oh and someone left you a bunch of chocolate chip cookies.” ….....I love the gods!