Author's Note

Here's the stuff, Speedy Silverstreak!

the guy with the moon head from the 90s McDonald's commercial Mac Tonight sells McDonald's goods with Big Macintosh?

"Dear Celestia, what is that?!"

Twilight stared as a looming, sunglasses-donning moon descended upon Equestria, with Big Mac leading the way.

Er... big macs. Like, both the hamburger, and the pony.

Equestria is weird ~~sometimes~~ all the time.

"BUY SOME ~~APPLES~~ MCDONALDS FOOD!"

"Eeyup."