What If... - FoalFetch

What If...

by TheMajorTechie

A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions. Eight years old and one thousand chapters long. Holy crap. BROKE THE 1000 CHAPTER LIMIT WITH A 1001ST CHAPTER!!!

Ask Sweetie Giraffe anything! || Even more What Ifs!
What would happen if Sweetie Belle became a tyrannical giraffe hellbent on destroying all that was shorter than her?

How 'bout Equestria being ruled by literal potatoes?

Ever wanted to see an author clawing at his remaining shreds of sanity at two in the morning, trying to figure out what the actual heck he's writing?

Well, guess what? This is the story for ya! Enjoy the noises of short-circuiting brain cells. :)

Reached the 1000-chapter hard-limit of Fimfiction!

Suggestions for chapters are open, but remember to leave space for others! Keep in mind that I decide whether or not to use idea suggestions, and if you want a crossover, or are asking something about the show itself, then check this big ol' Twilight-grade list first!

Support this story by buying me a Ko-fi!

Check out What If's new sister story!

Now with an anti-recommendation from Posh!

Other what if(s):

Chinese translation by OMPG!

Everyone

Complete

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Alternate Universe

Comedy

Random

Anthology

169599 words: Estimated about 14 hours to read

Download:

text

HTML

ePUB

1001 Chapters:

Supplemental: List of things I actually know enough about to write chapters for in this story (terribly outdated. I'm even more clueless now.) 2019-03-05 17:24:31 UTC
1308
What if... 2016-01-06 01:03:38 UTC
382
Starlight Glimmer never held a grudge? 2016-01-06 01:03:30 UTC
718
Sombra chose a better path? (Early timeline) 2016-01-12 00:38:57 UTC
333
Potatoes Ruled the Earth? 2016-09-04 21:12:25 UTC
580
Smartphones Existed in Equestria? 2016-09-07 04:20:38 UTC
1017
Rainbow and Rarity Switched Species? 2016-09-07 22:50:35 UTC
457
Gummy Could Talk? 2016-09-11 00:36:19 UTC
570
Rarity and Fluttershy were both stallions? 2016-09-13 00:07:16 UTC
603
Pinkie Pie became an alicorn? 2016-09-24 03:58:09 UTC
991
Luna played Goat Simulator? 2016-11-05 00:07:53 UTC
162
The EQG Main 6 came to Equestria? 2016-11-16 01:21:07 UTC
371
Fluttershy was the Princess of Animals? 2016-12-29 05:19:12 UTC
219
Sunset Shimmer was a pro hacker? 2017-01-04 01:16:43 UTC
1405
Equestria was OP? 2017-01-05 01:11:25 UTC
1040
Twilight's mind was screwed over by Celestia? 2017-01-06 02:36:25 UTC
701
Twilight was Celestia's Daughter? 2017-01-10 00:14:30 UTC
285
Queen Chrysalis was one of the Mane Six? 2017-01-12 00:13:31 UTC
725
Flurry Heart was replaced by Chrysalis' heir? 2017-01-15 00:18:28 UTC
439
A Bowl of Salad came to Equestria? 2017-01-15 23:28:00 UTC
168
Fluttershy was a park ranger in the Everfree Forest? 2017-01-18 00:25:29 UTC
486
Twilight was Luna's daughter? 2017-01-24 00:18:27 UTC
297
The author was too busy to write a chapter so he wrote a joke instead? 2017-01-25 04:32:08 UTC
33
Celestia read Twilight's fanfiction? 2017-01-26 01:51:16 UTC
227
A raging sh*t demon happened? 2017-01-29 19:43:06 UTC
111
The Mane Six became the Mane Five? 2017-01-30 23:31:40 UTC
359
the author accidentally wrote a portion of his homework in a chapter? 2017-02-01 01:32:39 UTC
418
the CMC went to different mares in the Applewood Derby? 2017-02-02 02:46:59 UTC
339
this story was a horribly written self-insert? 2017-02-05 01:00:53 UTC
232
Twilight became the Princess of dad jokes? 2017-02-06 23:34:59 UTC
173
Equestria was taken over by inanimate objects? 2017-02-08 00:50:36 UTC
55
There aren't any more ideas floating in my head for What If? 2017-02-09 00:55:26 UTC
61
King Sombra was Scootaloo's father? 2017-02-10 22:11:58 UTC
135
Techie wrote a conglomeration of multiple what ifs and needed to take a shower so he only had a couple minutes to do something? 2017-02-11 22:30:59 UTC
71
Spike stayed at the Dragon Lands? 2017-02-14 01:40:19 UTC
141
Rainbow Dash reported the Wonderbolts behavior to Princess Celestia? 2017-02-15 01:14:52 UTC
38
somepony was turned into a dog? 2017-02-15 01:21:04 UTC
207
fanfics were canon? 2017-02-15 23:37:37 UTC
187
the author felt lazy and wanted to spend his four-day weekend watching youtube? 2017-02-19 22:12:59 UTC
41
Ponies ruined the Royal Changling Wedding? 2017-02-21 23:33:45 UTC
132
Queen Chrysalis replaced Shining Armor instead of Cadance? 2017-02-23 00:32:44 UTC
167
Everypony (except Sweetie Belle) was a robot? 2017-02-25 02:03:37 UTC
135
Sunset Shimmer was living bacon? 2017-02-28 00:44:48 UTC
230
every Princess was Trump? 2017-03-01 23:58:00 UTC
97
the Kool-Aid man and Randy Savage showed up in Equestria? 2017-03-02 01:11:57 UTC
60
Michael Bay made MLP and the Mane Six needed glasses? 2017-03-03 01:51:45 UTC
197
Snips and Snails were alicorns and Fluttershy was rober? 2017-03-04 23:58:16 UTC
166
Rainbow Dash was a unicorn? 2017-03-06 23:50:45 UTC
69
Fluttershy was interrogated? 2017-03-11 06:06:33 UTC
204
The author forgot what he wanted to write for the next chapter but knew that it was something hilarious? 2017-03-13 22:28:21 UTC
72
Fluttershy was a butt-hoarder? 2017-03-13 23:14:55 UTC
132
Applejack got triggered by Peanut Butter? 2017-03-19 23:22:54 UTC
417
Applejack was an Alicorn? 2017-03-20 22:48:32 UTC
340
the author took a long, hard look at the earlier chapters? 2017-03-21 01:47:09 UTC
94
The author discovered BBCode icons? 2017-03-22 01:44:38 UTC
40
the Mane 6 were in Game-of-Thorns and needed glasses? 2017-03-23 22:38:40 UTC
312
The author decided to write a chapter at 12:34 AM? 2017-03-26 06:44:43 UTC
342
Spike took Twilight on a date? 2017-03-28 22:24:48 UTC
Text size was directly related to volume? 2017-03-30 11:24:54 UTC
43
the author decided to watch youtube and read comics instead of using their free-time after the competition to do something productive? 2017-04-01 02:26:22 UTC
60
Bleglhsjxowvjcpsjwvwicowv 2017-04-01 13:37:46 UTC
36
the author is currently on an incredibly long road trip and ended up turning around because the weather decided to puke slush-balls down on the road? 2017-04-04 00:06:05 UTC
132
a buncha other stories the author wrote were crammed into a single crossover chapter? 2017-04-04 18:21:31 UTC
683
Spike was a dog in Equestria, and a dragon in the EqG world? 2017-04-08 00:53:54 UTC
321
The author decides to try writing a chapter using his phone? 2017-04-11 18:38:48 UTC
151
Rainbow Dash worked at Starbucks? 2017-04-12 23:10:37 UTC
125
The author had homework to do? 2017-04-14 01:38:04 UTC
40
Starlight Glimmer the human in a "very" convincing costume came to Equestria? 2017-04-18 00:07:38 UTC
543
The author once again had no idea what to write? 2017-04-19 21:46:56 UTC
27
Twilight was suddenly salad? 2017-04-20 22:52:54 UTC
143
Apache Helicopters overthrew Celestia? 2017-04-24 21:45:40 UTC
257
Sunburst and Starlight switched places? 2017-04-25 23:33:00 UTC
465
Canterlot was made of cheese? 2017-04-28 00:33:22 UTC
137
Everypony became Alicorns? 2017-05-02 00:41:21 UTC
167
Thorax wasn't actually a Changeling at all? 2017-05-02 21:53:22 UTC
226
An absurdly large amount of flashlights entered Twilight's life? 2017-05-04 01:21:01 UTC
263
Sunglasses fused to the back of Twilight's head and everypony thought that it was an entirely different pony? 2017-05-09 23:25:42 UTC
385
This chapter was written on a phone with all the plagues of autocorrect? 2017-05-14 20:48:27 UTC
370
Twilight's mane turned to cheese? 2017-05-17 21:29:17 UTC
The author was simultaneously bored and didn't want to write an update but decided to anyways? 2017-05-18 23:09:09 UTC
93
The author happened to have a huge buttload of things to do at once and began panicking because he didn't finish the 100 follower special in time yet and at the same time had to draw a freehand map of china for an assignment? 2017-05-19 20:57:50 UTC
140
The author had his first Finals Test of the school year starting tomorrow? 2017-05-24 00:05:57 UTC
148
There wasn't such thing as Netflix & Chill? 2017-05-29 23:18:36 UTC
99
Cadance remained a pegasus? 2017-05-30 22:28:40 UTC
85
The Smooze was actually just enchanted jello? 2017-06-01 22:19:40 UTC
177
Every day was a relaxing day? 2017-06-04 21:50:39 UTC
428
...Heck? (What if the author no longer has any freakin' idea of what the site is anymore?) 2017-06-05 19:40:04 UTC
74
Spike was suddenly the ruler of Equestria? 2017-06-16 22:44:49 UTC
99
The author just couldn't write comedy anymore? 2017-07-26 23:50:32 UTC
44
Spike was replaced with a sentient paperclip? 2017-09-12 00:40:30 UTC
373
A bonus chapter was called for in relation to the previous chapter? 2017-09-13 23:51:05 UTC
88
Rainbow Dash suddenly became a tank and Fluttershy was literally a giant Apache helicopter? 2017-09-19 03:56:28 UTC
Meerkat meerkat muffins? OH YEAH! 2017-10-11 01:27:55 UTC
82
The author finally axed a story after giving up on it months prior? 2017-10-13 03:25:03 UTC
67
Applejack was perpetually tiny, and only grew smaller? 2017-10-14 02:42:02 UTC
94
Pinkie Pie encountered a genie? 2017-10-15 01:13:58 UTC
865
Rarity became an edgelord? 2017-10-17 03:48:19 UTC
137
Rainbow Dash was her own mother? 2017-10-17 22:46:45 UTC
352
The number 8 was used in almost every conversation ever? 2017-10-18 23:33:51 UTC
155
Twilight never had friends to begin with? 2017-10-22 19:15:33 UTC
300
Randomness happened? 2017-10-23 15:15:12 UTC
28
Randomness happened 2? 2017-10-23 23:50:32 UTC
368
This fic became meta? 2017-10-24 22:57:12 UTC
125
Rainbow Dash was allergic to pies? 2017-10-25 23:57:58 UTC
75
Randomness Happened 3? 2017-10-28 00:53:09 UTC
58
The author got Netflix? 2017-10-30 04:03:21 UTC
15
Spike had a dirty mind? 2017-10-31 05:38:01 UTC
95
Space Cats? 2017-11-02 03:19:30 UTC
47
Spike was a Kewl Boi? 2017-11-03 03:40:38 UTC
132
The Mane 6 were just Twilight's various personalities? 2017-11-06 02:25:36 UTC
84
The author was currently fixated on studying for yet another barrage of quizzes and tests? 2017-11-08 01:22:32 UTC
45
The author now cannot sleep? 2017-11-08 07:42:14 UTC
79
Randomness happened 4? 2017-11-09 01:31:32 UTC
47
The Fried Chicken Dealer came to Twilight? 2017-11-12 01:31:01 UTC
420
Applejack sold propane and propane accessories? 2017-11-13 03:18:19 UTC
82
THE GREAT FLARPETY-FLARP MADE AN APPEARANCE?!?! 2017-11-14 01:28:51 UTC
67
Randomness happened 5? 2017-11-16 05:23:06 UTC
108
The author just wanted to play Minecraft but Comcast was just all like "NOPE! YOUR INTERNET'S DOWN NOW!" 2017-11-18 02:52:15 UTC
56
It was all a simulation? 2017-11-19 23:29:51 UTC
294
Spike was a goldfish? 2017-11-22 23:45:57 UTC
29
Equestria was a giant loaf of bread? 2017-11-25 23:57:06 UTC
54
Randomness happened 6? 2017-11-26 02:17:33 UTC
47
The TRIGGERING happened? 2017-11-27 01:54:12 UTC
210
Rarity was as nerdy as Twilight? 2017-11-27 02:01:31 UTC
153
Twilight encountered a Salt Lick block? 2017-11-28 00:20:22 UTC
127
The author lost his nice apple earbuds? 2017-11-30 01:51:12 UTC
172
Rainbow Dash bucked a Big Barrel of Brutish Baddies? 2017-12-01 00:26:38 UTC
135
Flubbadub? 2017-12-04 07:51:42 UTC
48
Tirek was loving and kind? 2017-12-05 03:46:54 UTC
72
This fic didn't exist? 2017-12-06 00:52:39 UTC
28
Twilight had deep thoughts? 2017-12-06 23:57:48 UTC
135
Rainbow Dash couldn't see glass? 2017-12-10 04:00:07 UTC
108
The Great Potato War happened? 2017-12-11 22:36:53 UTC
309
Homework happened? 2017-12-13 01:43:23 UTC
51
Luna was a ragey internet teen? 2017-12-14 03:02:33 UTC
71
Celestia was a salespony? 2017-12-15 02:53:11 UTC
53
Net Neutrality was repealed? 2017-12-16 00:33:00 UTC
51
Rarity had only BARELY realized that mirrors were a thing? 2017-12-17 06:58:45 UTC
156
There was no such thing as beds? 2017-12-18 02:15:31 UTC
100
Twilight suddenly became extremely commonplace and was practically a generic term? 2017-12-19 01:12:41 UTC
260
Sugarcube Corner was a literal gingerbread house? 2017-12-20 01:13:09 UTC
78
The author's internet functioned exactly as he expected it to? 2017-12-21 05:40:55 UTC
44
Sammichachu? 2017-12-23 05:00:36 UTC
249
all of Equestria was replaced with mattresses? 2017-12-24 06:13:12 UTC
165
guest humanoid entity: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH 2017-12-24 08:14:22 UTC
47
The author ultimately decided that this year sucked? 2017-12-25 04:09:48 UTC
143
An argument started over whether or not Jack could fit on the plank? 2017-12-27 05:38:09 UTC
122
Lyra wanted to be anything BUT a pony? 2017-12-28 06:18:13 UTC
133
Luna had a startling realization? 2017-12-29 19:25:44 UTC
89
The CEILING was lava? 2018-01-03 01:25:53 UTC
143
LUNA was lava? 2018-01-04 00:08:56 UTC
147
Luna was suddenly "fashionable"? 2018-01-05 06:35:10 UTC
128
Luna didn't quite understand modern politics? 2018-01-07 22:15:20 UTC
153
Applesauce? 2018-01-10 03:12:12 UTC
89
Luna learned of Da Wae? 2018-01-12 03:14:26 UTC
86
LATE NIGHT/EARLY MORNING THING?! 2018-01-14 10:26:19 UTC
113
Luna's lava obsession landed her in an intervention? 2018-01-15 08:06:02 UTC
238
NOT late night update? 2018-01-17 01:43:40 UTC
52
The author was tired and sick? 2018-01-18 04:11:02 UTC
89
The lava trope was finally killed off once and for all? 2018-01-19 20:11:09 UTC
204
All the glass in Equestria was replaced with ice? 2018-01-20 23:56:17 UTC
159
Princess Baguette? 2018-01-21 20:33:34 UTC
431
Ponies had big floppy shoes instead of hooves? 2018-01-23 02:20:59 UTC
59
The sky turned into a giant magnifying glass? 2018-01-24 02:33:58 UTC
111
Celestia was betrayed by cake? 2018-01-28 04:29:28 UTC
267
Universe.exe stopped responding? 2018-02-27 08:01:32 UTC
52
Twilight was attracted to π? 2018-02-28 01:32:10 UTC
93
Homework day? 2018-03-04 20:45:24 UTC
174
Spike was a lawnmower? 2018-03-07 16:28:58 UTC
60
The author really hasn't put much thought into this story anymore? 2018-03-16 02:04:42 UTC
102
Spike was as obsessed with crystals as King Sombra? 2018-04-18 15:22:05 UTC
104
Super cross-fic mashup metaness? (AKA What if Techieverse happened?) 2018-04-24 02:36:37 UTC
1113
Twilight wrote by hoof? 2018-04-26 04:21:30 UTC
89
Terrible writing? 2018-05-07 03:20:32 UTC
97
Rainbow Dash was an old mare? 2018-05-12 07:19:49 UTC
204
Sunset Shimmer never turned on Celestia? 2018-05-13 22:35:44 UTC
219
Starlight saw the barren wasteland for what it was? 2018-05-22 00:15:00 UTC
348
Spike was Trixie's assistant? 2018-05-23 00:31:15 UTC
145
WHAT ARE WE?! 2018-05-28 04:04:07 UTC
26
This? 2018-05-29 23:41:04 UTC
3
I actually was originally planning on an alternate sequel for Lab Horse before I ended up writing Pony-Me? 2018-05-30 00:31:47 UTC
1327
Ember told Spike they were married? 2018-05-31 23:34:36 UTC
138
Pinkie Pie drank a ton of espresso? 2018-06-06 19:32:27 UTC
49
Daring Do was Scootaloo's mom? 2018-06-10 19:23:14 UTC
371
Chrysalis had chosen to reform when Starlight offered it? 2018-06-18 06:41:40 UTC
292
Super secret project? 2018-06-22 23:06:06 UTC
50
Super Secret Project part 2? 2018-06-24 07:10:58 UTC
11
ROFLcopter? 2018-06-28 15:32:00 UTC
48
Chapter suggestions opened up again? 2018-07-01 21:23:46 UTC
11
Ponies were stupid? 2018-07-05 23:26:00 UTC
33
PRAISE CELESTIA?!?! 2018-07-06 02:06:28 UTC
9
Celestia and Luna were secretly robots that ran on cake? 2018-07-10 17:57:41 UTC
109
The author couldn’t decide on an idea to use? 2018-07-12 03:38:15 UTC
37
Rocket launcher launcher? (Alternative title: What if the title of this chapter was longer than the chapter itself?) 2018-07-13 05:58:26 UTC
38
Ember was actually Spike's mom? 2018-07-14 03:28:51 UTC
Applejack grew Pineapples instead of Apples? 2018-07-14 22:52:55 UTC
51
Applejack's parents never died? 2018-07-18 23:08:27 UTC
144
Iron Will did Twilight’s home remodeling? 2018-07-20 07:45:37 UTC
99
Equestria followed the physics of Tetris? 2018-07-23 03:35:14 UTC
106
The 2018 Techie Hiatus Miniseries (Beyond the Shimmering Sky) 2018-07-24 07:28:55 UTC
1053
The 2018 Techie Hiatus Miniseries (The Day the World Exploded) 2018-07-31 06:34:42 UTC
260
The author took a hiatus from his hiatus because he was stuck in traffic while on vacation so he decided to lift the hiatus temporarily to do some "What If..."-ing? 2018-08-03 01:42:15 UTC
87
A thing happened? 2018-08-03 02:05:09 UTC
229
Sneak peek? 2018-08-12 19:21:59 UTC
611
Near-end-of-hiatus chapter? 2018-08-27 05:39:03 UTC
17
villains were defeated by a boot to the head? 2018-08-28 22:48:34 UTC
90
THE BOARD OF EDUCATION?! 2018-08-29 23:11:06 UTC
59
Chancellor Neighsay vs. the Board of Education? 2018-08-30 00:49:41 UTC
40
REEEEEEEEEEEEE all your problems away! 2018-08-30 22:46:07 UTC
46
HIATUS RETURNUS?! 2018-09-01 06:01:33 UTC
56
Pinkie showed Twilight the fourth wall? 2018-09-03 02:21:10 UTC
91
Starlight fixed Cranky and Matilda's wedding? 2018-09-04 02:34:28 UTC
399
what if what if what if what if...? 2018-09-04 22:15:42 UTC
35
Alpaca of darkness? 2018-09-05 01:30:21 UTC
40
Heccbochs? 2018-09-05 23:06:00 UTC
85
Equestria was a tabletop RPG? 2018-09-06 23:10:18 UTC
13
Minions came to Equestria? 2018-09-10 02:09:20 UTC
60
MORE minions came to Equestria? 2018-09-10 22:46:14 UTC
26
all of the What Ifs happened at once? 2018-09-11 22:29:42 UTC
105
Asparagus? 2018-09-13 00:07:11 UTC
56
Rarity was star-struck by Spike instead of the other way around? 2018-09-13 22:43:57 UTC
76
Spike was a full-grown dragon still living at the castle? 2018-09-15 23:16:34 UTC
65
Sweetie Belle was a giraffe? 2018-09-16 20:56:41 UTC
22
the equivalent binary narrative hierarchy interval indicated in Equestria is trans-multidimensionally predestined to conceptionally collapse into a metaphysical singularity of the observable spatiotemporal continuum? 2018-09-18 01:20:54 UTC
78
Sweetie Belle accidentally brainwashed all of Equestria? 2018-09-19 00:07:13 UTC
223
all ships became canon at once? 2018-09-19 23:29:09 UTC
33
ponies discovered memes? 2018-09-21 03:17:50 UTC
16
the Mane 6 were all the biological mothers of a single foal? 2018-09-22 07:22:34 UTC
122
Spike ate Rarity's piano? 2018-09-23 19:28:31 UTC
46
Sweetie Giraffe became a mascot? 2018-09-25 00:01:19 UTC
99
Sweetie Giraffe + The Floor is Lava epic crossover? 2018-09-26 01:56:15 UTC
50
Sweetie Giraffe grew to the size of the sun and broke the fourth wall? 2018-09-26 21:45:55 UTC
38
you tried reading all the previous chapters except your head explodes from too much information? 2018-09-29 18:01:50 UTC
31
the other 2 CMCs became giraffes as well and Equestria went to war over who was Best Giraffe? 2018-09-30 20:31:21 UTC
47
Twilight whacked everyone with a ruler? 2018-10-03 23:13:17 UTC
12
the guy with the moon head from the 90s McDonald's commercial Mac Tonight sells McDonald's goods with Big Macintosh? 2018-10-07 22:02:18 UTC
74
Randomness happened 7? 2018-10-11 23:21:35 UTC
27
Youtube died today? And then un-died? And then re-died again? And then revived again? 2018-10-17 02:07:36 UTC
33
Ch33zb0rg3r? 2018-10-19 06:31:11 UTC
91
Twilight read Twilight? 2018-10-21 07:47:45 UTC
35
Discord had an existential crisis? 2018-10-23 01:55:48 UTC
57
Staplers invaded Equestria? 2018-10-25 04:05:11 UTC
52
Duel of the What Ifs? 2018-10-27 18:04:59 UTC
41
the Techieverse Story Sing-ularity? 2018-11-02 03:30:14 UTC
72
format C:? 2018-11-02 04:33:29 UTC
21
Crows! 2018-11-04 23:55:01 UTC
49
Twilight ate a quesadilla? 2018-11-06 01:24:19 UTC
105
Discord babysat Flurry Heart? 2018-11-06 23:48:49 UTC
25
Twilight stopped Flurry Heart before she could add additional ingredients to the pudding recipe? 2018-11-08 01:19:01 UTC
46
Twilight stared at the camera like she was on The Office? 2018-11-09 01:03:43 UTC
53
Pinkie had to glue the fourth wall back together? 2018-11-10 07:40:58 UTC
79
Sidewards and Backways? (And upside-down, too!) 2018-11-11 07:24:36 UTC
37
Luna got obsessed over lava and elephant boots again? 2018-11-14 06:49:59 UTC
50
the narrator was coming up with a good idea but the lights went out and he forgot to save? 2018-11-18 06:56:49 UTC
31
crappy red and black edgy alicorn OCs invaded Equestria? 2018-11-19 05:49:19 UTC
212
Spike hatched Twilight? 2018-11-20 07:39:50 UTC
448
Luna found a banacumber in space? 2018-11-21 06:48:04 UTC
187
the Pillars of Equestria got into a seven-hour argument over the proper pronunciation of the onomatopoeia of attacks? 2018-11-23 07:45:46 UTC
97
it started rain books? 2018-11-25 01:08:36 UTC
62
Chapter name narrative? 2018-11-28 07:27:09 UTC
235
Tech abuse? 2018-12-04 01:53:56 UTC
18
Sweetie Giraffe invaded the internet? 2018-12-07 02:24:06 UTC
34
Pinkie Pie overthrew Celestia and Luna? 2018-12-11 03:43:36 UTC
98
Discord helped? 2018-12-13 05:58:29 UTC
97
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN... 2018-12-14 04:44:09 UTC
31
the author didn't know what to write anymore? 2018-12-16 05:31:29 UTC
38
Cheese Sandwich was there too? 2018-12-17 01:11:27 UTC
32
Minecraft invaded Equestria? 2018-12-18 04:13:50 UTC
86
Spike molted at the same time that the CMCs got their Cutie Marks? 2018-12-19 04:45:48 UTC
41
Sweetie Giraffe began to multiply while replacing Twilight's books with quesadillas and causing a literary singularity as the entire What If multiverse imploded upon itself? 2018-12-22 08:17:49 UTC
61
Christmas Eve 2018 special? 2018-12-24 08:22:13 UTC
160
Unnamed story idea #1? 2018-12-28 07:44:47 UTC
290
it started all over again? 2019-01-05 14:54:40 UTC
483
the author has been doing nothing but watching Smash Ultimate tournaments on Youtube instead of writing? 2019-01-06 07:44:16 UTC
48
the Princesses had kirin traits? 2019-01-08 05:13:01 UTC
18
The Spanish Inquisition invaded Equestria? 2019-01-12 21:56:15 UTC
44
AN ARMY OF RIDICULOUS INFLATABLE SWAN THINGS INVADED EQUESTRIA? 2019-01-22 06:51:10 UTC
129
Flashfic entry? 2019-02-01 07:02:44 UTC
186
Mad Libs time? 2019-02-03 09:16:57 UTC
90
Big Chungus entered Equestria? 2019-02-03 23:41:33 UTC
55
Hasbro was part of the Kingdom Hearts canon in a story that wrote the author while Imperial Japan and Shaggy defeated the changelings before the latter decided to overthrow Celestia? 2019-02-06 03:57:54 UTC
396
addendum to the previous chapter? 2019-02-06 07:28:23 UTC
characters googled themselves? 2019-02-09 21:30:55 UTC
33
Sleep-deprived keyboard slamming? 2019-02-12 07:44:17 UTC
27
Big ol' something something sleepytime thingy? 2019-02-14 07:55:56 UTC
1026
HIATUS BREAKUS?! 2019-02-25 07:43:01 UTC
48
Morgan Freeman came to (and voiced) Equestria? 2019-02-27 07:05:16 UTC
230
Canterlot Castle tastes like banana? 2019-02-28 04:50:38 UTC
153
Chapter 288? 2019-03-05 08:02:26 UTC
495
TheMajorTechie was sent into Equestria? 2019-03-06 07:02:01 UTC
1029
Fanta in Equestria? 2019-03-07 06:28:42 UTC
199
Equestria experienced a cultural Kirby revolution? 2019-03-08 06:35:59 UTC
195
the Crystal Empire declared itself independent of Equestria? 2019-03-09 05:25:04 UTC
123
Diamond Tiara found the Alicorn Amulet and took over Ponyville? 2019-03-10 06:15:32 UTC
207
Randomness happened 8? 2019-03-11 01:36:12 UTC
93
Tirek accidentally puked up all the magic, prompting Smartypants to become a real pony while worshipping Nightmare Moon because everything was taken literally for a day? 2019-03-12 02:23:39 UTC
159
blep? 2019-03-13 01:35:31 UTC
9
√169≠13? 2019-03-14 02:58:26 UTC
58
every single horned pony in Equestria had their horns permanently fused together? 2019-03-15 02:41:15 UTC
124
there was an entire chapter of this story dedicated to Maud eating cereal? 2019-03-16 05:40:44 UTC
60
Lyra had A hand, and TheMajorTechie told Twilight to get some sun, already? 2019-03-17 02:57:03 UTC
Twilight got a bad grade? 2019-03-18 04:21:30 UTC
70
Starswirl's spell made Twilight an earth pony instead of an alicorn? 2019-03-19 03:17:04 UTC
91
Twilight literally screamed her head off? 2019-03-20 05:43:41 UTC
142
Holy heckin' heck? 2019-03-22 05:06:48 UTC
27
the author has entered another writing hiatus after burning himself out? 2019-03-25 06:01:38 UTC
109
Techie done diddly did a slep? 2019-03-29 06:11:13 UTC
36
Big OOF!? 2019-04-01 06:08:47 UTC
20
♧☆●□~? 2019-04-04 04:11:11 UTC
77
the author became his avatar? What if there was a request so specific it was basically already a chapter all by itself? What if every winged pony's wings got stuck together? What if Spike only spoke in kazoo sounds? What if the entire comment section 2019-04-05 21:08:34 UTC
429
all the earth ponies' hooves got stuck together? 2019-04-07 07:22:04 UTC
Twilight adopted the Changeling filly version of herself? 2019-04-09 01:01:49 UTC
46
Spike ate Twilight's bathtub, leading to an FBI raid? 2019-04-13 07:27:03 UTC
131
Story pitch: HELP, I'VE DISPLACED MYSELF AND I CAN'T GET OOOOOUUUUUT! 2019-04-16 01:31:31 UTC
1124
Story pitch: At the Edge of Forever 2019-04-16 06:41:35 UTC
802
Story pitch: Wolf Railguns, among other things & stuff 2019-04-17 05:47:15 UTC
498
Story pitch: Manufacture 2019-04-18 05:21:13 UTC
993
Story pitch: And his name is Michael Rowe Wayve. 2019-04-19 04:39:53 UTC
251
A bot wrote this chapter? 2019-04-20 02:57:00 UTC
699
420 mega-Techieverse crossover thing again? 2019-04-21 21:15:53 UTC
104
Surprise mid-hiatus update because the author is bored and actually has a tiny bit of free time in the middle of the night again? 2019-05-13 06:25:42 UTC
1768
Story pitch: Worlds Reset 2019-05-15 01:57:43 UTC
364
Sweetie Giraffe met Sweetie Belle? 2019-05-19 23:02:50 UTC
47
Opal decided to fight Sweetie Giraffe (for disturbing her nap)? 2019-05-22 05:47:28 UTC
67
Think thank thonk... Thanos? 2019-05-23 03:17:19 UTC
19
I can try? 2019-06-02 05:59:29 UTC
86
HTML test thing? 2019-06-03 00:29:56 UTC
44
Story pitch: Worlds Reset (again) 2019-06-06 07:43:31 UTC
176
100 word slashfic ship for Super Trampoline? 2019-06-23 07:50:06 UTC
145
Sneak peek + question about Worlds Reset? 2019-06-27 04:30:24 UTC
553
I decided to actually take a look at the suggestions on my Discord server? 2019-07-01 01:54:28 UTC
109
Story pitch: Table Legs 2019-07-03 06:08:18 UTC
235
Randomness happened 9? 2019-07-09 07:31:53 UTC
272
Unnamed story idea #2? 2019-07-12 17:03:05 UTC
34
Chrysalis didn't exist and Cadance was actually the changeling queen? 2019-07-14 08:21:25 UTC
77
Fragmented, disconnected thoughts of absolute randomness (Randomness happened 10)? 2019-07-16 03:48:07 UTC
279
Twilight went insane over all the strange chapters she’s written? 2019-07-23 06:45:59 UTC
66
It was time to purge unused comments again? 2019-08-10 07:23:56 UTC
87
Twilight accidentally robbed a bank? 2019-08-19 05:08:59 UTC
171
Rickroll? 2019-08-21 06:56:32 UTC
58
Sonata met Deadpool? 2019-08-22 06:05:05 UTC
44
Scarf? 2019-09-05 05:53:36 UTC
36
Twilight hit a data limit? 2019-09-09 06:32:17 UTC
90
Starswirl and Celestia had a difference of opinion and Twilight had to pick a side? 2019-09-27 06:31:46 UTC
112
Things Techie writes on his phone 1? 2019-09-29 05:16:28 UTC
283
Welcome to Ponyville Armpitheatre? 2019-10-03 04:59:13 UTC
53
there were so many entries that the author accidentally repeated a story? 2019-10-04 06:28:38 UTC
104
Things Techie writes on his phone 2? 2019-10-07 14:25:11 UTC
31
Things Techie writes on his phone 3? 2019-10-07 18:25:43 UTC
23
Twilight headed her scream off? 2019-10-09 06:36:26 UTC
42
Banassacre? 2019-10-10 06:22:50 UTC
41
Randomness happened 11? 2019-10-11 06:22:23 UTC
149
The Hole? 2019-10-12 20:22:20 UTC
98
Unpublished story #1: [One More Time]? 2019-10-13 18:19:07 UTC
1801
Unpublished story #2: [One Last Time]? 2019-10-15 00:27:30 UTC
1399
Story pitch: A Dream Ended 2019-10-15 06:45:52 UTC
399
Unpublished story #3: [μParallels]? 2019-10-15 22:39:31 UTC
771
Celestia was a chatroom/server moderator? 2019-10-18 00:13:15 UTC
177
Bob the Builder was a changeling? 2019-10-19 22:31:22 UTC
24
Story pitch: The Quest to Send Celestia Hurtling Into the Sun? 2019-10-20 22:45:56 UTC
239
Story pitch: Into Equestria 2019-10-22 06:20:40 UTC
180
Pinkie got offended by a plant? 2019-10-24 05:45:56 UTC
94
idk, stuff happened? 2019-10-29 00:14:30 UTC
116
Cozy Glow was sent to the Equestria Girls world instead? 2019-11-02 21:57:50 UTC
145
Chapter 365? 2019-11-04 05:21:25 UTC
470
Techie hasn't updated anything recently and feels an invisible nagging pressure to write something before the crowd rises with pitchforks in hand? 2019-11-07 07:20:41 UTC
The author's been too busy focusing on writing original fiction and a CERTAIN upcoming flagship story? 2019-11-10 06:41:59 UTC
64
the Ponies had to make an Arbys ad? 2019-11-14 02:18:10 UTC
73
Story pitch: The Pony of Many Talents 2019-11-18 05:24:46 UTC
130
Advanced Stupid? (Randomness happened 13) 2019-11-23 06:12:02 UTC
103
Discord was Twilight’s imaginary friend? 2019-12-06 07:52:05 UTC
70
it was still all a simulation? 2019-12-22 07:48:44 UTC
719
Spike became Santa Claus while Mr. Beast came to Ponyville, introducing Rarity to Hot Topic and Pinkie to Angry Birds resulting in her laughter becoming the world's most powerful non-nuclear fuel source? 2019-12-24 18:42:52 UTC
71
hooves were replaced with feet? 2019-12-27 21:36:29 UTC
120
tonkman was bored and wanted to write something without caring about any kind of consistency across chapters? (Randomness happened 14) 2019-12-28 03:37:33 UTC
510
wings were replaced with hands? 2019-12-30 19:39:10 UTC
31
inverted table? 2020-01-01 08:00:23 UTC
61
every other pony turned into a cat? 2020-01-13 07:04:55 UTC
92
the rest of 'em turned into dogs? 2020-01-15 00:54:53 UTC
88
Celestia was replaced by Discord? 2020-01-24 01:55:59 UTC
53
Haha lol the author is watching anime tonight? 2020-01-25 06:24:26 UTC
56
Twilight beat the Wuhan Coronavirus by weakening it with Modelovirus with help from the Bud Knight while the universe imploded? 2020-01-26 08:59:17 UTC
137
Spike's left knee started talking? 2020-01-27 07:24:43 UTC
139
Spike's right knee started disagreeing with his left? 2020-01-28 02:34:06 UTC
85
the closet skeleton apocalypse happened, resulting in everybody's knees being sacrificed to the shy, skinless, organ-less skeletal invaders? 2020-01-29 08:30:22 UTC
324
the comments got absolutely buried? 2020-01-31 04:34:59 UTC
113
Overlord Spike the Mighty? 2020-02-02 09:22:36 UTC
250
yams? 2020-02-07 02:14:15 UTC
173
Twilight Starchle? 2020-02-10 06:29:49 UTC
111
Spike was literally just a spike? 2020-02-12 04:02:07 UTC
83
Luna sunk the Titanic? 2020-02-19 04:51:27 UTC
46
randomness #whatever? 2020-03-09 01:05:44 UTC
87
randomness #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA? 2020-03-10 00:51:41 UTC
472
Carosel Boutique moonlighted as a soup store? 2020-03-11 06:36:40 UTC
307
Rainbow Trix took over the cereal industry? 2020-03-12 06:02:06 UTC
239
Pinkie Pie had chocolate syrup for blood, while all the ponies of Equestria suddenly gained hands while Rainbow Trix fought Sweetie Giraffe for dominance? 2020-03-13 06:43:49 UTC
336
Late Pi day? 2020-03-15 18:45:32 UTC
89
there was a single roll of toilet paper left on the shelf? 2020-03-17 18:04:57 UTC
144
sleep was never a thing? 2020-03-23 04:42:59 UTC
65
ponies questioned round doorknobs? 2020-03-26 22:15:10 UTC
265
the doorknob was square instead? 2020-03-31 19:45:20 UTC
120
March 32nd? 2020-04-01 06:05:02 UTC
28
Pinkie Pie broadened her horizons? 2020-04-03 00:30:04 UTC
94
all the pegasi turned into flightless birds? 2020-04-09 06:29:41 UTC
124
all the Earth ponies became convinced that they were cats? 2020-04-12 05:40:15 UTC
78
Sweetie Giraffe met something taller? 2020-04-13 07:07:26 UTC
184
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA for the AAAAAAAAAAAAAth time? 2020-04-20 06:12:50 UTC
65
Alicorn Pinkie traveled back in time to make herself an alicorn, thus completing the time loop? 2020-04-26 05:58:02 UTC
191
regular Pinkie went foreward in time to stop herself from becoming an alicorn, thus creating the time loop? 2020-04-29 01:39:59 UTC
94
ponies tried to use human keyboards? 2020-05-04 04:36:44 UTC
90
randomness #heckin' heck i've been busy? 2020-05-09 07:56:02 UTC
326
Pinkie and Twilight had a heated debate about the differences between ladders and step-ladders? 2020-05-15 08:07:52 UTC
132
Sombra tried to *REDACTED* Equestria as his next evil plot? 2020-05-21 06:57:22 UTC
164
Randomness #heckity heck? 2020-05-31 06:24:22 UTC
109
ya boi Tonk came to Equestria? 2020-06-05 06:02:52 UTC
82
Tonkus met the Ponkus? 2020-06-17 17:56:21 UTC
69
pigeon? 2020-07-02 06:42:58 UTC
77
you forgot to turn subtitles on? 2020-07-11 00:31:35 UTC
164
Twilight being afraid of quesadillas was just an act? 2020-07-11 20:51:19 UTC
127
Everything was on fire? 2020-07-12 06:39:05 UTC
87
Cadance was jealous of Twilight for having Spike sell her microwave to a monkey? 2020-07-12 20:06:49 UTC
211
this chapter was written by an AI? 2020-07-13 04:36:30 UTC
201
Twilight explained why the laws of robotics were bullsh!t to her microwave before slamming her hot pocket into it? 2020-07-13 21:50:46 UTC
the screaming never stopped? 2020-07-14 19:10:23 UTC
61
spears of asparagus were viable weapons? 2020-07-16 03:56:28 UTC
64
Apple Bloom was secretly a donut that was part of a lineage of sentient pastries created by Pinkie Pie that would go on to start a revolution? 2020-07-17 00:41:44 UTC
202
words were done literally? 2020-07-18 01:53:43 UTC
what if, but long? 2020-07-18 18:06:18 UTC
265
Sweetie and Scoots kept doing stupid stuff and appul filly no liek? 2020-07-18 18:13:04 UTC
181
Pinkie and Cadence had a competition to see who was the pinkest? 2020-07-20 03:51:51 UTC
79
Sweetie Giraffe did a commission? 2020-07-21 03:29:37 UTC
130
everything was opposite for a day? 2020-07-21 17:21:39 UTC
86
everyone still hated Sunset Shimmer until the Friendship Games? 2020-07-24 01:03:03 UTC
298
Equestria is just Ohio? 2020-07-24 20:01:43 UTC
122
T̴̝̈̿͐̋̑̌́͒h̶̢̢͚̠̦̭̟͓̯̳̫̪̘͉͎̊̀̃̊͑́͋̌̌͘͘ḙ̴͉̬͇̰̫͂́͝ ̶̢͙͔͎̋̈́̾̐͂̀̈́̿̀̓V̴̢͓̗̟̼͔̤̳͇̭͈͉̣͛͝ŏ̵͍͉̻͎̯̙͓̹̬̩̀͜͜í̵̗̼̘͇͓́d̶̢̻̬̿̀͌͐̋́̈́̅̏̎̎͆͆̈͠ ate Equestria? 2020-07-25 20:37:36 UTC
40
Pinkie Pie was Florida Man? 2020-07-27 02:03:28 UTC
36
zombies but rated-E and stuff? 2020-07-27 21:06:17 UTC
64
Pinkie discovered Biohazard Coffee? 2020-07-29 01:11:43 UTC
61
Sweetie Giraffe Bot? 2020-07-30 00:20:01 UTC
44
Sweetie Belle vs. Sweetie Bot vs. Sweetie Giraffe Bot vs. Sweetie Giraffe? 2020-07-30 23:10:14 UTC
106
The author didn't have the time to think about a good chapter at the moment? 2020-08-01 04:12:45 UTC
58
Celestia became a bell while Angel became the rabbit from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" and subsequently took over Equestria? 2020-08-01 21:42:31 UTC
quicksand? 2020-08-03 03:40:07 UTC
62
water was replaced with lemon juice? 2020-08-03 22:04:41 UTC
42
breadboi took over Equestria? 2020-08-04 20:08:05 UTC
93
Everyone was named Phil? 2020-08-05 23:01:55 UTC
119
the four Sweeties staged a coup, and Luna was too busy playing Ourcraft to even try stopping them? 2020-08-06 23:42:51 UTC
150
There was no chapter today? 2020-08-08 04:15:54 UTC
47
Sweetie Giraffe met Breadboi? 2020-08-09 05:54:04 UTC
Sweetie Giraffe became bread? 2020-08-10 03:42:48 UTC
59
Sweetie Giraffe discovered mirrors? 2020-08-11 04:28:00 UTC
45
a secondary moon apped? 2020-08-12 00:19:02 UTC
103
inverted unicorn? 2020-08-12 17:59:35 UTC
36
running gag? 2020-08-13 20:00:51 UTC
54
pegasi randomly exploded? 2020-08-14 20:18:31 UTC
33
Jorts? 2020-08-16 04:15:22 UTC
46
unicorns randomly imploded? 2020-08-17 04:12:26 UTC
46
hekdoejen? 2020-08-18 01:59:16 UTC
49
prompt: They came for him one winter's night. 2020-08-19 02:23:05 UTC
45
“What if The Great and Powerful Trixie met Ego Boost?” 2020-08-20 04:54:16 UTC
90
the running gag appeared in the next chapter? 2020-08-21 04:36:25 UTC
51
Tirek vs. Flurry Heart? 2020-08-22 05:51:21 UTC
85
prison break? 2020-08-22 20:51:18 UTC
88
Luna forgot Celestia's name? 2020-08-24 05:43:31 UTC
105
Sweetie Giraffe spontaneously combusted? 2020-08-25 01:44:09 UTC
65
heat wave? 2020-08-26 03:42:10 UTC
66
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAgain? 2020-08-27 05:35:42 UTC
81
a Chinese dragon who is definitely not Discord but a Chinese dragon named Dorcsid, breaks out of Holder's Boulder and challenges Sweetie Giraffe for the fate of Equestria? 2020-08-28 04:19:29 UTC
149
the portal to the world of Equestria Girls was replaced to one that went to an infinite plane of cheesecake? 2020-08-29 04:09:31 UTC
64
the Cake family was a lie? 2020-08-30 22:10:09 UTC
62
Sweetie Giraffe and Long Starlight meet? 2020-09-02 02:31:00 UTC
97
the cheesecake was strawberry? 2020-09-03 01:55:48 UTC
121
a fully coherent chapter using only five different words? 2020-09-04 02:27:07 UTC
28
Rainbow Trix returned in the most over the top way that Involved buzzsaws, discords left toe, making out with Luna and thirty five sentient forks? 2020-09-05 03:10:33 UTC
the Apple family were literally Apples? 2020-09-06 04:17:18 UTC
115
Elephant Boots made a comeback? 2020-09-07 05:22:19 UTC
100
Luna passed a law that everyone had to wear elephant boots? 2020-09-08 03:37:07 UTC
116
Sweetie Giraffe was ˢᵐᵒˡ? 2020-09-09 02:47:25 UTC
66
every set of elephant boots had elephant boots? 2020-09-10 03:25:21 UTC
99
95% of everything was on fire? 2020-09-11 05:53:33 UTC
76
Celestia from "Hang in There Luna, I'll be right back" fought Sweetie Giraffe? 2020-09-13 05:24:54 UTC
142
Twilight just started inexplicably speaking backwards? 2020-09-14 20:54:59 UTC
66
Sweetie Giraffe had a cult of tallness? 2020-09-17 02:24:08 UTC
67
everyone forgot the word “the”? 2020-09-18 05:06:56 UTC
93
the royal security guards were insecurity guards? 2020-09-18 21:05:42 UTC
109
Discord legitimately slipped on a banana peel? 2020-09-19 21:24:12 UTC
38
nopony could stand to hear the word "it?" 2020-09-21 03:53:54 UTC
92
the author remembered Applejack exists? 2020-09-22 01:58:03 UTC
52
noclip got turned on for everypony? 2020-09-22 21:19:11 UTC
84
the characters for this chapter were the most frequent commenters? 2020-09-23 21:22:25 UTC
183
metallic objects were made out of high explosive? 2020-09-30 17:24:38 UTC
Twilight wrote down her most recent nightmare? 2020-10-03 05:31:02 UTC
79
floor suddenly change places with ceiling? 2020-10-04 00:19:15 UTC
78
every time anypony accidentally bumped into somepony else, a street fighter-style fight broke out between somepony else? 2020-10-05 01:16:57 UTC
94
Twilight started leaking purple? 2020-10-06 04:00:58 UTC
42
Twilight's name was Twilight Snarkle? 2020-10-07 04:13:05 UTC
28
moon was made of cake and Celestia found out? 2020-10-07 20:30:47 UTC
54
Twilight's name was Twilight Snorkel? 2020-10-08 22:38:21 UTC
52
Applejack ran out of bucks to give? 2020-10-10 03:18:47 UTC
43
Fluttershy is the imposter? 2020-10-11 01:53:25 UTC
78
running gag battle royal? 2020-10-12 03:27:20 UTC
187
Twilight's treebrary just popped back into existence? 2020-10-13 20:18:33 UTC
63
Raridash trash? 2020-10-15 04:11:02 UTC
49
two ponies kissed? 😱 2020-10-15 21:51:43 UTC
67
Shrek appeared in Equestria? 2020-10-16 22:30:03 UTC
76
the author finally snapped? 2020-10-18 22:31:14 UTC
72
Pinkie Pie accidentally foiled the entire US Government? 2020-10-20 03:33:16 UTC
127
sleepy Twilight took over the universe? 2020-10-21 19:09:32 UTC
157
every time pinkie pie jumped, a new and pointless law was installed? 2020-10-23 18:46:43 UTC
194
the laws of physics had to be enforced? 2020-10-25 05:54:12 UTC
163
the time police arrested Starlight and Twilight for tampering with the timeline in "Cutie Re-mark"? 2020-10-26 04:40:14 UTC
87
they ran out of time(jail)? 2020-10-27 21:05:55 UTC
147
Starlight was ruled by three Equestrias? 2020-10-29 07:29:22 UTC
105
every pony in Equestria was mandated a magical 6-foot radius social distancing sphere? (Princesses included!) 2020-10-30 02:26:24 UTC
110
Equestria was ruled by three Starlights? 2020-10-31 06:54:57 UTC
628
the princesses were the only ones forklift certified? 2020-11-02 00:56:20 UTC
56
yoshi was in Equestria? 2020-11-02 20:19:16 UTC
66
Silver Spoon was a toaster? 2020-11-04 18:46:00 UTC
39
Diamond Tiara was bread? 2020-11-08 05:14:41 UTC
32
twenty more chapters of ponies being turned into household appliances? 2020-11-09 05:14:17 UTC
679
Celestia and Luna were robots being controlled by ants? 2020-11-09 18:55:14 UTC
50
the sun was made of jalepeño chips? 2020-11-10 20:08:46 UTC
48
everyone thought the world was going to end? 2020-11-11 20:55:13 UTC
88
the nuclear apocalypse came and nobody cared? 2020-11-13 01:34:19 UTC
156
Fluttershy was a tree the whole time? 2020-11-13 18:04:59 UTC
69
an army of dead memes came to steal Celestia's cake? 2020-11-14 19:59:41 UTC
428
the moon got sent to Luna? 2020-11-15 18:51:02 UTC
52
Clippy became the newest Princess? 2020-11-17 04:02:04 UTC
70
Celestia was a broom, Luna was a mop, Cadance was a duster, and Flurry Heart was a McDonalds McFlurry that spilled on the floor? 2020-11-17 18:58:46 UTC
174
the Elements if Harmony were made of beans? 2020-11-18 18:38:56 UTC
79
story concept: Strands? 2020-11-19 00:56:13 UTC
703
It was all a simulation? 2020-11-19 18:25:49 UTC
609
Celestia wasn't who she said she was? 2020-11-21 02:55:18 UTC
259
Sweetie Giraffe boots? 2020-11-22 00:49:13 UTC
63
the zambos are comin' (plants vs. zambos)? 2020-11-22 21:00:16 UTC
153
The Conversion Burro? 2020-11-24 03:08:28 UTC
75
Celestia was voiced by John deLancie? 2020-11-24 18:42:19 UTC
54
Cream cheese was considered forbidden by Equestrian law until it campaigned for and gained equal rights, leading to its conquering of Equestria as part of a plan by Sweetie Giraffe Bot, our lord and savior, to stay relevant, but this plan was soon hijacke 2020-11-26 04:19:40 UTC
297
Spike got an email from a Nigerian prince? 2020-11-27 02:44:26 UTC
Spike's pet phoenix, Peewee, inherited the Nigerian throne? 2020-11-29 06:23:59 UTC
66
Sombra was wearing a sombrero and doing the samba while somber music was playing for Simba's dad? 2020-11-30 20:24:38 UTC
184
Twilight became an Alicorn by Celestia fusing her with one of the Earth Pony and Pegasus members of the Mane 6 (Your choice)? 2020-12-02 03:55:44 UTC
169
Celestia, Luna, and Discord got arrested by Child Services for turning Cozy Glow into stone? 2020-12-03 08:21:10 UTC
184
Luna was mad at Santa because he didn't get her any vidya games? 2020-12-04 03:58:16 UTC
116
story concept: The Oracles? 2020-12-06 21:50:54 UTC
210
XKCD found this story and sued the author for copyright infringement? 2020-12-07 23:50:30 UTC
42
Sweetie Giraffe was never tall? 2020-12-09 06:24:24 UTC
44
Scootaroo? 2020-12-10 08:08:24 UTC
84
sleep sought out ponies who were awake after midnight... with a bat? 2020-12-11 07:43:43 UTC
113
Rainbow Dash was a weeb? 2020-12-11 23:53:22 UTC
33
Sweetie Giraffe on a pogo stick? 2020-12-12 23:56:19 UTC
87
Pinkie is the only one of the main 6 who didn't believe in Santa, but doesn't say anything because it brings everyone else happiness? 2020-12-14 00:01:01 UTC
275
Story concept: Picture Me in Neon Colors? 2020-12-14 07:03:54 UTC
246
Applejack couldn't get out of bed? 2020-12-15 06:48:21 UTC
54
Granny Smith had Life Alert? 2020-12-15 22:02:26 UTC
91
the sun moves just to make Celestia think she controls the sun? 2020-12-16 22:39:10 UTC
91
the Mane Six were whalers? 2020-12-20 21:56:55 UTC
144
Flurry Heart became the princess of Light Bulbs? 2020-12-21 21:07:04 UTC
76
the sun died and Flurry Heart saved the day by replacing it with a lightbulb? 2020-12-23 20:01:53 UTC
98
Horse Empire attacked Equestria because a Bron- I mean a Pony wanted their knees? 2020-12-24 22:56:40 UTC
95
Pinkie had a sugar crash? 2020-12-27 07:05:26 UTC
202
Twilight's magic did the opposite of what she expected it to do? 2020-12-29 04:55:24 UTC
360
2020 didn't end? 2020-12-31 22:16:38 UTC
42
everything, and everyone, Cadance touched turned to crystal? 2021-01-02 03:47:35 UTC
75
every mattress in equestria was replaced with a live bear? 2021-01-03 02:52:33 UTC
63
dog barks sounded like pseudo swears? 2021-01-06 00:36:10 UTC
42
story concept: When The Dust Settles 2021-01-09 07:55:39 UTC
142
Chrysalis was trapped in a room with pinkie on a tangent? 2021-01-11 08:47:21 UTC
81
everyone suddenly decided hand holding was an ok thing to to? 2021-01-13 00:33:29 UTC
75
somone randomly booping change lings? 2021-01-14 07:48:51 UTC
62
Twilight was eternally sleep deprived? 2021-01-16 07:27:05 UTC
45
Apple Bloom was Apple Boom? 2021-01-19 04:23:20 UTC
44
Silver Spoon was a silver spoon? 2021-01-20 07:36:59 UTC
63
Karma Endangered met Scootaloo in Scootaloo's Soup Store? 2021-01-21 01:04:59 UTC
139
Karma Endangered encountered Sweetie Giraffe? 2021-01-21 08:59:28 UTC
31
Scootaloo was a non newtonian fluid? 2021-01-22 07:59:13 UTC
172
an FBI agent censored a chapter? 2021-01-24 06:40:22 UTC
152
Apple Boom was actually Apple Bloom? 2021-01-25 23:37:52 UTC
55
Applejack was a jacked apple? 2021-01-27 21:32:24 UTC
101
Twilight decided she'd rather eat donuts than confront Celestia about Nightmare Moon in episode one? 2021-01-28 19:19:54 UTC
198
something about background ponies? 2021-01-30 06:48:53 UTC
104
Rainbow laid an egg? 2021-02-01 21:20:10 UTC
61
story pitch: Jack of no trades, master of all? 2021-02-02 09:03:12 UTC
388
Equestria ran on internet explorer? 2021-02-03 07:22:18 UTC
106
Rarity couldn't help save the world because Opal was in her lap? 2021-02-05 08:20:18 UTC
68
OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING?!?! 2021-02-06 08:32:45 UTC
376
OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING?!?! (part 2) 2021-02-09 21:06:17 UTC
294
Willy Wonka didn't actually have any cake? (OOMPA LOOMPA ISEKAI STORY THING PART 3) 2021-02-12 08:24:44 UTC
155
the reason there were no cakes is because Lex Luthor took all forty of them? (That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.) (OOMPA LOOMPA PART 4) 2021-02-17 08:05:21 UTC
135
Twilight was replaced by a hamburger? 2021-02-24 08:30:37 UTC
a chapter to "officially" make What If a G5 story? 2021-02-25 20:47:39 UTC
61
everything was the same... except Twilight was replaced by a velociraptor? 2021-02-28 08:29:04 UTC
85
Twilight drives a Ford Raptor? 2021-03-02 06:50:00 UTC
59
Story pitch: Deeps 2021-03-02 08:27:32 UTC
710
this is g5? 2021-03-04 06:03:51 UTC
101
Discord was a plastic beef patty? 2021-03-08 08:06:14 UTC
78
everyone suddenly forgot Celestia and Luna existed? 2021-03-12 08:36:48 UTC
145
Twilight got Rickrolled? 2021-03-16 05:47:59 UTC
53
late St. Patrick's Day thing? 2021-03-18 22:59:09 UTC
61
Applejack got a tank? 2021-03-21 06:52:40 UTC
70
the pony are mad? 2021-03-23 07:42:27 UTC
143
Lightning Dust choked on a waffle? 2021-03-24 06:58:53 UTC
41
Twilight was locked in a room full of quesadillas, ladybugs, and books that were out of order? 2021-03-25 07:21:48 UTC
86
Izzy Moonbow skewered more things with her horn? 2021-03-26 20:29:52 UTC
178
Twilight was forced to burn a book? 2021-03-28 06:10:03 UTC
121
nothing? 2021-04-03 05:21:06 UTC
146
something happened? 2021-04-04 07:44:39 UTC
121
PINKIE WAS’NT CONTROLLING THE AUTHORS LAPTOP BUT THE AUTHOR........ 2021-04-05 07:19:51 UTC
105
Sweetie Giraffe was a pony? 2021-04-05 20:25:05 UTC
62
Scootaloo committed arson? 2021-04-06 23:45:58 UTC
44
Scootaloo committed our son? 2021-04-08 02:34:53 UTC
59
Phone typed chapter because screw it im not pulling my tablet out rn and I have midterms again so yay sleep deprivation? 2021-04-09 07:31:19 UTC
242
angel is a devil? 2021-04-11 08:01:03 UTC
Angel was a mini gun that shot deviled eggs at an angle? 2021-04-12 07:06:09 UTC
109
Author Twilight fell asleep at her desk and smudged the next chapter? 2021-04-13 06:13:50 UTC
136
the rogue tree grew taller than Sweetie Giraffe? 2021-04-15 06:25:29 UTC
82
Sweetie Giraffe went technicolor? 2021-04-17 04:28:41 UTC
86
the what ifs all stopped being what ifs? 2021-04-19 07:57:48 UTC
152
Twilight got scammed by a Nigerian prince? 2021-04-20 07:43:09 UTC
112
Twilight accidentally scammed a Nigerian prince? 2021-04-24 07:53:22 UTC
63
all of MLP was just a ploy by Twilight to hypnotise people into giving her money so she could buy more books? 2021-04-25 05:58:42 UTC
89
Story pitch: Goddess Inkarnate 2021-04-25 07:27:02 UTC
376
Twilight was a Nigerian prince? 2021-05-06 07:12:45 UTC
69
Twilight was tech support? 2021-05-08 04:43:25 UTC
100
Twilight was too busy studying to write a chapter? 2021-05-10 06:29:41 UTC
85
we had a chapter that wasn't about Twilight? 2021-05-13 07:33:08 UTC
139
communist penguins invaded ponyville? 2021-05-14 05:02:53 UTC
Spike became addicted to salsa dip? 2021-05-15 02:23:09 UTC
101
salsa dip got Spiked? 2021-05-16 04:23:20 UTC
69
the mane six constantly get pegged by high velocity cheese every Thursday afternoon at 3:47 on the dot, and there's nothing they can do to prevent it? 2021-05-18 02:58:14 UTC
110
Spike got salsa dipped and became one with the salsa? 2021-05-19 07:53:03 UTC
112
there never was a what if question? 2021-05-22 08:09:26 UTC
79
Twilight finally went into therapy for writing all of this? 2021-05-24 06:50:01 UTC
131
Twilight was a ghost but didn't care? 2021-05-27 07:30:27 UTC
85
Equestria suddenly collapsed into itself trying to grasp modern scientific concepts? 2021-05-28 08:10:07 UTC
54
rainbow dash lived a double life? 2021-06-01 07:49:06 UTC
185
Sweetie Giraffe was the protagonist? 2021-06-02 06:01:58 UTC
93
everything in Equestria was hampter powered? 2021-06-03 04:51:31 UTC
122
Spike poured a bottle of soy sauce onto Twilights head? 2021-06-04 07:59:03 UTC
50
the Mane 6 could break the fourth wall? 2021-06-05 07:51:15 UTC
281
Discord was bored? 2021-06-08 04:09:41 UTC
50
sweetie giraffe turned everyone in Ponyville into stock images of flames? 2021-06-10 21:56:40 UTC
34
Equestria was overrun with various canines? 2021-06-12 04:51:01 UTC
229
The Elements of Harmony turned Discord into Ice instead of stone? 2021-06-12 23:23:06 UTC
66
Smolder turned into a dog? 2021-06-14 07:30:27 UTC
73
Elements turned Discord into ice cream? 2021-06-16 06:43:59 UTC
76
Austin Pets Alive renamed all the ponies of Equestria? 2021-06-17 07:57:12 UTC
211
Twilight lost Jeopardy because she forgot to phrase her answer as a question? 2021-06-19 07:07:50 UTC
48
Celestia meets her counterpart? 2021-06-20 07:49:38 UTC
64
existential dread was instilled upon all of Equestria because of Kurzgesagt? 2021-06-23 07:53:48 UTC
160
Elements of harmony were guns? 2021-06-24 08:12:53 UTC
679
Sweetie Giraffe was on the moon? 2021-06-27 17:09:48 UTC
62
Sweetie Giraffe met Sweaty Jiraf? 2021-06-30 07:41:00 UTC
95
Sweetie Giraffe and Sweaty Jiraf were on the sun? 2021-07-01 23:27:59 UTC
60
Sweaty Jiraf stopped sweating? 2021-07-09 20:01:58 UTC
81
all the comments on this chapter were combined to create the next chapter? 2021-07-10 23:37:46 UTC
40
Randomness #18: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 2021-07-18 04:56:58 UTC
there was a chapter that was a rewrite of the first chapter except with all of the words in the comment section removed or replaced with synonyms? 2021-07-20 19:30:11 UTC
713
Spike was a bottle of Shampoo? 2021-07-22 06:07:46 UTC
world peace was achieved because Celestia farted? 2021-07-24 20:22:10 UTC
81
Nightmare Moon was banished to Ohio instead? 2021-07-26 02:27:21 UTC
294
Spike was a dragon? 2021-07-27 23:46:33 UTC
31
Twilight became an earth pony instead of an alicorn? 2021-07-29 21:58:51 UTC
108
Big Mac became a Big Mac? Actually, what if he was a whopper? 2021-08-01 04:19:51 UTC
118
Chapter 665 and a hiatus 'til Friday the 13th for 666 2021-08-03 01:29:28 UTC
93
Super spoopy chapter 666? 2021-08-13 06:01:03 UTC
6670
Twilight liked very, very, very dark chocolate? 2021-08-14 08:38:34 UTC
the earth ponies were even MORE over the top when they saw Izzy? 2021-08-15 19:34:24 UTC
99
MLP a New Generation was just a fanfiction written by the Crusaders? 2021-08-17 04:03:38 UTC
192
the Crusaders' MLP A New Generation fanfic got edited by Twilight? 2021-08-17 23:25:46 UTC
100
Earth pony news? (Villager news with earth ponies.) 2021-08-19 06:39:48 UTC
173
Luna got too obsessed with Sailor Moon? 2021-08-24 03:09:42 UTC
53
Apple Bloom had an automatic grenade launcher? 2021-08-25 02:53:31 UTC
161
the remnants of Pineapples Inc. retaliated with the wolf railgun? 2021-08-28 19:51:47 UTC
90
the CMC needed that trenchcoat shaped like a turtleneck but it was still in the wash? 2021-08-30 01:14:38 UTC
94
Nightmare Moon was turned into stone instead of banished to the moon? 2021-09-05 18:57:21 UTC
71
stone was turned into Nightmare Moon? 2021-09-06 07:54:48 UTC
140
Celestia had to control the tides now that the moon is gone? 2021-09-08 05:57:41 UTC
211
a certain Spinosaurus ruined the micro-story by suggesting that the Kurzgesagt duck take over Equestria? 2021-09-11 07:41:18 UTC
87
Spike got his snout stuck in a can of spaghetti o's? 2021-09-12 07:37:23 UTC
98
they were cursed to only eat off-brands, which caused Spike to get stuck in a can of spaghetti rings? 2021-09-13 16:28:49 UTC
140
ice turned into NMM? 2021-09-16 03:51:36 UTC
92
Frosty wanted his hat back, and hired somebody to get it back for him? (y'know, since he's not usually very animate without that hat) 2021-09-18 03:12:47 UTC
510
Celestia and Luna just talked about things like rational adults rather than, y’know, that whole Nightmare Moon business? 2021-09-19 07:22:17 UTC
69
Lulu Giraffe and Sweetie Giraffe had a height-off? 2021-09-19 22:45:42 UTC
27
Randomness happened (#20 I think)? 2021-09-23 07:16:31 UTC
89
nothing happened for once? 2021-09-26 22:05:02 UTC
45
Izzy just HAD to try the time travel spell she found? 2021-09-28 00:04:02 UTC
100
memes were brought to Equestria? 2021-10-06 14:32:03 UTC
173
Rainbow Dash was a pegaSUS? 2021-10-08 02:34:58 UTC
84
Twilight tried to badly explain the history of the entire world, i guess? 2021-10-10 01:47:27 UTC
140
Pipp lost her phone? 2021-10-13 03:45:31 UTC
77
Pipp DID get taller? 2021-10-17 04:58:10 UTC
18
bringing the crystals together did something entirely different? 2021-10-18 14:36:14 UTC
63
bringing the crystals together didn't do something entirely different? 2021-10-20 06:44:46 UTC
76
Izzy covered Sunny with lots of Glitter? 2021-10-22 02:09:29 UTC
61
Izzy bedazzled everyone's faces? 2021-10-24 08:45:22 UTC
63
life is a video game? 2021-10-25 06:39:48 UTC
132
Sandbar had fallen for Ocellus instead of Yona? 2021-10-27 06:38:00 UTC
60
Twilight and Sunny switched places? 2021-11-01 14:21:23 UTC
131
Tall Pipp tripped? 2021-11-03 05:05:46 UTC
16
zipp was the one who got the note from young sunny instead of Izzy? 2021-11-07 06:23:37 UTC
80
Celestia banned Daylights savings? 2021-11-12 05:27:05 UTC
64
argyle was still alive? 2021-11-21 06:24:51 UTC
72
Argyle was banished to the moon? (Keep in mind that there’s no magic.) 2021-11-29 15:57:37 UTC
107
Zephyr Breeze was king of Zephyr Heights? 2021-12-03 08:34:36 UTC
122
dinosaur for absolutely no reason? 2021-12-04 08:05:18 UTC
88
0 word chapter? 2021-12-16 02:56:23 UTC
15
pies and cakes switched places? 2021-12-21 02:54:50 UTC
209
someone ended yet another universe by blasting Megalovania? 2022-01-02 07:13:43 UTC
58
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The 2022-01-04 07:02:26 UTC
179
saying "mayonnaise" made a random unicorn explode? 2022-01-04 07:06:48 UTC
106
Rainbow Dash was secretly a super genius whose intelligence rivals Twilight’s? 2022-01-04 07:21:03 UTC
341
saying a forbidden word teleported you to another world? 2022-01-04 07:24:52 UTC
82
if what? 2022-01-04 07:27:54 UTC
57
Equestria's anti-virus stopped working? 2022-01-04 07:33:23 UTC
134
Twilight Sparkle became a bodybuilder? 2022-01-04 07:39:23 UTC
79
just this once, a universe didn't end? 2022-01-04 07:44:17 UTC
99
Shaggy appeared in Equestria and used 2% of his power? 2022-01-04 07:49:50 UTC
143
MLP: The Next Generation was all one big fever dream? 2022-01-04 07:52:42 UTC
82
My Little Pony was "Generic Sci-Fi Show?" 2022-01-04 07:58:56 UTC
99
the minute Sprout said 'Discord' in his song, Discord appeared. 2022-01-04 08:02:05 UTC
41
mayonnaise? 2022-01-04 08:04:38 UTC
154
Alumx's Celestia was canon? 2022-01-04 08:08:12 UTC
65
Luna got launched all the way into the next star system (ours)? 2022-01-04 08:10:21 UTC
61
Spike worshiped Chef Boyardee? 2022-01-04 08:14:57 UTC
80
Rainbow was a swarm of Parasprites in the shape of a Pegasus and nobody noticed? 2022-01-04 08:18:17 UTC
67
instead of knowing how to do it instantly, Spike took 20 minutes learning how to fly when he first grew his wings after his molt? 2022-01-04 08:25:19 UTC
97
Spike hit Twilight over the head with a roll of Bounty? 2022-01-04 08:26:59 UTC
72
boss music started playing? 2022-01-04 08:33:41 UTC
94
Celestia was full of Pilk? 2022-01-05 01:32:54 UTC
83
pinkie had a pandoras box or something similar? 2022-01-05 05:15:11 UTC
135
the Crystal Empire ran on the Source engine, but the rest of Equestria was on Unreal? 2022-01-06 00:19:06 UTC
72
Twilight accidentally turned everypony in Equestria into alicorns? 2022-01-06 06:05:21 UTC
102
Butter Knife woke up in an extrodinarily frilly dress? 2022-01-06 23:57:12 UTC
179
someone gave gummy a gun? 2022-01-08 01:22:31 UTC
52
Twilight bought Spike a Switch for Hearth's Warming? 2022-01-09 07:26:21 UTC
138
nothing bad happened to Butter Knife? 2022-01-10 06:38:23 UTC
154
spike wake up in among us ? 2022-01-11 02:05:57 UTC
72
Sunset was asked if she ever heard of Among Us? 2022-01-12 01:31:25 UTC
99
Among Us except it’s only impostors? 2022-01-13 05:01:49 UTC
119
Twilight brought the generic brand of Chef Boyardee instead? 2022-01-13 19:59:01 UTC
74
smol pip had hypnotic powers and attempted to use them on sweetie giraffe? 2022-01-14 03:12:24 UTC
24
Sweetie Giraffe returned? 2022-01-14 03:36:00 UTC
57
the cake Celestia bought was a lie? 2022-01-15 03:51:54 UTC
81
Chef Boyardee went out of business? 2022-01-16 03:08:30 UTC
89
we had an idea how we got here? :trollestia: 2022-01-17 04:03:33 UTC
135
Zombies? 2022-01-18 01:00:43 UTC
50
Twilight replaced the Chef Boyardee with Spaghettios? 2022-01-20 02:45:23 UTC
93
zombies weren't that bad because ponies don't eat meat? 2022-01-21 03:58:54 UTC
69
What if Rainbow Dash was actually a zombie, and on nightmare night she ate everypony's brains? 2022-01-22 22:34:30 UTC
59
Apple family was responsible for Bloom and Doom Co.? 2022-02-02 00:44:13 UTC
85
someone tried to assinate rainbow dash... with a rubber ducky. 2022-02-04 02:35:08 UTC
100
it started raining bananas and Discord had nothing to do with it? 2022-02-06 08:09:18 UTC
67
Applejack became Bananajack? 2022-02-09 02:49:35 UTC
164
Twilght tried to micromanage all of Ponyville? 2022-02-11 02:50:40 UTC
140
Twilight tried to microwave all of Ponyville? 2022-02-16 06:41:56 UTC
497
Twilight started a melon spire and Bobert got jealous? 2022-02-18 03:59:24 UTC
171
Twilight found a cure for stupid? 2022-02-26 03:37:04 UTC
110
Twilight's status as melon queen gave her a frighteningly loyal bat pony army? 2022-03-03 04:19:57 UTC
192
Twilight's plan of connecting Equus and the moon with melons attracted Sweetie Giraffe because it was too tall? 2022-03-06 21:45:46 UTC
92
Sunburst and Starlight weren't childhood friends? 2022-03-09 03:02:34 UTC
857
the root vegetable kingdom won the space race Twilight accidentally started? 2022-03-09 22:46:08 UTC
95
Chancellor Neighsay was the main antagonist of School Raze instead of Cozy Glow? 2022-03-10 03:39:31 UTC
85
.....why? 2022-03-10 21:58:21 UTC
58
Pinkie discovered ruby chocolate? 2022-03-12 18:49:52 UTC
53
they connected the moon to the earth so that it was dangling down and not standing tall? 2022-03-13 20:21:09 UTC
106
Twilight made immor-tall-i-tea? 2022-03-14 23:54:46 UTC
135
Grubber become a twist villain in the My Little Pony Movie (2017)? 2022-03-17 03:41:55 UTC
199
Sweetie Giraffe was (heavens no) benevolent? 2022-03-20 04:18:22 UTC
149
Twilight was yellow instead of purple? 2022-03-20 23:54:33 UTC
1233
Sprout ruled the equality village instead of Starlight Glimmer? 2022-03-21 23:56:07 UTC
71
the giant robot broke down? 2022-03-22 17:05:52 UTC
70
Twinana started a banana republic. 2022-03-22 23:04:32 UTC
87
become a vampire hedgehog named "Grubbicula" and hungers for blood. 2022-03-24 21:45:42 UTC
78
Apploosa declared war on the banana Republic? 2022-03-26 00:27:58 UTC
134
What if the Banana Republic figured out how to grow in the ground and sprout back out of it? 2022-03-26 22:20:40 UTC
189
the intro chapter was rewritten? 2022-03-27 04:45:45 UTC
539
Spike dug a hole to China? 2022-03-27 17:36:37 UTC
66
Legion of Doom won because they were all forklift certified? 2022-03-30 02:41:20 UTC
188
Chancellor Neighsay had a reason for his racist behavior? 2022-03-30 03:49:15 UTC
243
Legion of Doom from the DC comics sued the MLP Legion of Doom? 2022-03-30 03:53:55 UTC
132
Forklift Alliance took applications for new members? 2022-03-31 00:14:26 UTC
176
Discord's Forklift Alliance fell apart because the fishhooks kept poking the pokers? 2022-04-02 04:28:26 UTC
129
Tempest was Neighsay's long lost childhood friend? 2022-04-02 04:47:48 UTC
it is the end of the world as we know it and Celestia feels fine.:trollestia: 2022-04-05 00:27:06 UTC
182
Spike the Dog became a mascot? 2022-04-05 23:43:01 UTC
32
the members of the Forklift Alliance lost their certifications, 2022-04-07 00:02:55 UTC
682
all of the other civilizations of the universe united against the root vegetable kingdom? 2022-04-09 01:15:21 UTC
106
Celestia was replaced by Clippy? 2022-04-11 23:14:16 UTC
109
the final battle was absolute, unbridled, braincell destroying chaos? 2022-04-13 00:38:26 UTC
205
the world actually was ending, but it affected absolutely no one? 2022-04-14 02:31:46 UTC
168
Rarity woke up with a potato on her horn? 2022-04-14 21:19:15 UTC
126
Rarity was Rare Tea? 2022-04-16 02:36:15 UTC
106
Equestria was located in a galaxy far, far away? 2022-04-18 00:16:04 UTC
130
someone tried to assassinate the princesses as a joke? 2022-04-20 02:09:46 UTC
91
Scootaloo had a Twin? 2022-04-21 01:45:59 UTC
51
Scootaloo had an EVIL twin? 2022-04-22 01:09:32 UTC
88
the forklifts became pony certified? 2022-04-23 02:14:08 UTC
105
the Forklift Six defeated Nightmare Mover? 2022-04-24 05:13:43 UTC
223
Princess Lift Truck had trouble reintigrating into the worksite? 2022-04-25 02:34:03 UTC
143
Moon Mart then had a big two for one sale on forklifts? 2022-04-25 23:51:42 UTC
180
potatoes were rare? 2022-04-27 03:00:51 UTC
209
Fluttershy married a cabbage? 2022-04-28 17:26:13 UTC
189
the real reason Fluttershy married the cabbage instead of Discord was because he was unbased and had skill issues? 2022-04-30 06:17:41 UTC
85
one of Fluttershy's turkeys wanted to be based and redpilled, but being a turkey, it had to settle for being baste and breadpilled? 2022-05-01 18:00:43 UTC
261
Twilight had an IQ higher than Einstein? 2022-05-02 20:31:58 UTC
99
Big Mac the Big Mac met Flurry Heart the McFlurry? 2022-05-05 22:57:02 UTC
68
Spike the strange purple rock who actually needed to wake up? 2022-05-08 00:03:04 UTC
171
Gummy got dentures? 2022-05-08 23:59:00 UTC
49
Rarity found a way to make her hats have unusual effects? 2022-05-10 06:47:45 UTC
132
Spike also developed ice breathe? 2022-05-11 04:52:36 UTC
72
Pinkie Pie ate too much pudding? 2022-05-12 20:18:06 UTC
81
Sunny Scarstout? 2022-05-13 17:34:34 UTC
27
man door hand hook car door? 2022-05-16 03:07:04 UTC
216
Mount Canterlot turned into chocolate? 2022-05-17 04:01:10 UTC
75
Tirek and cozy glow had a mentor student relationship. Like Twilight and Celestia have? ( Platonic relationship I feel forced to add this as some people may take the word relationship wrong) 2022-05-18 23:02:11 UTC
152
like Celestia, Tirek was just using the mentor relationship with Cozy as a means to get her to do all the hard work so he could relax? 2022-05-20 21:31:00 UTC
167
......what??? 2022-05-22 01:14:43 UTC
101
Scootaloo was sent to Tartarus for tax evasion 2022-05-24 00:24:28 UTC
171
tartar sauce was the punishment in Tartarus? 2022-05-26 04:38:20 UTC
84
Rarity got sent back to her home planet? 2022-05-27 22:36:42 UTC
116
Spike was replaced with Spyro? 2022-05-30 03:17:55 UTC
250
the Spyro figurine was a SPY? 2022-05-30 23:06:03 UTC
152
the SPYro figurine was trying to sabotage MLP G5? 2022-06-02 07:49:31 UTC
66
bug bear was just looking for a date? 2022-06-04 08:52:49 UTC
58
PInkie Pie broke a Pinkie promise? 2022-06-07 22:24:56 UTC
75
Rarity was an oreo instead of a marshmallow? 2022-06-08 21:25:08 UTC
75
Equestria was saved from an invasion because they used Rarity the Oreo as a peace offering? 2022-06-09 23:41:06 UTC
74
someone put the Rareos next to Applejacks cereal? 2022-06-11 04:47:21 UTC
110
Rareo took over the aliens? What if that only worked because the aliens were close relatives of ants? 2022-06-12 19:15:21 UTC
81
they ran out of Rareos and had to switch to a different brand? 2022-06-13 23:02:42 UTC
77
Sweetie Bell tried to make her own Rareos 2022-06-15 03:23:45 UTC
62
the next chapter didn't have any vowels? 2022-06-17 00:23:58 UTC
76
a door collapsing did have consequences but only in the past? 2022-06-19 04:18:17 UTC
Twilight actually won the Ponyville Trivia Trot Game? 2022-06-21 03:16:11 UTC
167
Spike pressed the wrong button? 2022-06-22 00:00:48 UTC
103
the reward for winning Trivia Trot was 1 (one) AT-4 disposable, single-use anti-tank rocket launcher? 2022-06-22 22:35:18 UTC
138
Celestia switched places with a sentient whale just before the impact? 2022-06-25 23:54:10 UTC
170
the explosion sent the whale to the moon? 2022-06-28 19:22:08 UTC
99
the whale's order was Big Smoke's order from GTA: San Andreas? 2022-06-30 20:32:28 UTC
137
the whale used the stale food to survive the heat death of the universe and became the new universe by process of elimination? 2022-07-01 22:25:30 UTC
210
cake was considered a weapon of mass destruction? 2022-07-03 22:32:46 UTC
120
in the new whlae universe everyone had blow holes 2022-07-04 20:35:54 UTC
115
twilight never chased the prophecy about luna calling it bogus and never wrote a letter to Celestia. would Celestia still send her to ponyvile (based on the fact in the comics it's canon the only reason Celestia knows her latest student will fulfill 2022-07-07 00:32:59 UTC
520
Scootaloo was on The Price Is Right? 2022-07-09 03:58:25 UTC
92
Equestria is full of cringe :/? 2022-07-11 05:10:58 UTC
80
Angel Bunny hid Discords deodorant? [Honestly idk first thing that popped into my head when i decided to disregard all previous context] 2022-07-12 18:53:29 UTC
130
Twilight realized gelatin is commonly made from animal hooves? 2022-07-13 04:35:09 UTC
187
Celestia had non-regenerating hooves? 2022-07-15 06:24:35 UTC
81
eating too much jello makes you grow hooves? 2022-07-16 17:56:29 UTC
176
the mirror pool made Rainbow Dash clones that had Rarity's personality? 2022-07-18 03:54:10 UTC
128
Rainbow Dash was the defect clone all along? 2022-07-21 00:51:17 UTC
99
Twilight was Luna's daughter..... again 2022-07-24 16:56:39 UTC
186
Whale universe got duplicated by the mirror pool while it was still malfunctioning and giving all the clones hard core Rarity vibes? 2022-07-29 02:36:16 UTC
97
Rariwhale was the princess of Wales? 2022-07-31 22:26:30 UTC
53
Celestia became tiny and turns into a Breezie" ?? 2022-08-01 21:28:11 UTC
37
ponies generally had trouble counting? 2022-08-03 06:08:22 UTC
46
Spike threw a remote at a painting of Celestia? And what if the painting of Celestia caught that remote? 2022-08-07 22:55:21 UTC
129
Equestria updated its physics engine? 2022-08-10 02:51:18 UTC
95
Luna broke the record for eating the most cheese quesadillas from Sweetie Taco Belle in a single sitting? 2022-08-12 20:32:47 UTC
42
ShadOwObolts? 2022-08-17 19:49:59 UTC
61
Scootaloot read the fine print and found a loophole out of that contract? 2022-09-13 00:22:25 UTC
148
the next chapter was a rickroll? 2022-10-18 03:50:27 UTC
190
Rarity tried to be French, but couldn't because France doesn't exist? 2022-11-04 03:14:17 UTC
Sombra wore a sombrero? 2022-12-13 20:35:53 UTC
110
someone stole his maracas? 2022-12-15 07:31:56 UTC
71
rainbow Dash was evil the entire time. 2022-12-16 07:01:51 UTC
149
someone stole Sweetie Giraffe? 2022-12-17 08:36:21 UTC
68
Scootaloo was a ghost? 2022-12-18 04:08:17 UTC
29
Rainbow Dash was a defect clone of Celestia 2022-12-19 08:00:18 UTC
152
Rainbow Dash took over Equestria with her DNA test? 2022-12-21 07:45:21 UTC
62
Sweetie Giraffe was Santa? 2022-12-25 03:44:11 UTC
83
Celestia's coolness was negative, making Rainbow's coolness even more negative? 2022-12-26 08:41:58 UTC
324
Sunny and Izzy switched roles in the movie? 2022-12-30 06:36:40 UTC
50
Pinkie just stored her food in her cheeks like a hamster? 2023-01-01 05:01:09 UTC
78
Twilight took "New Year New You" far to literally and started changing everything and everyone around her? 2023-01-03 21:01:21 UTC
223
this story turned seven years old? 2023-01-05 08:50:58 UTC
722
there actually was a serious chapter for once? Like, no trolling gimmicks, just something mildly serious...but also involving PvZ for some reason??? 2023-01-06 07:46:04 UTC
269
twilight never started writing what ifs. so we must ask. What if Octavia had a crush on Spike? 2023-01-09 13:47:51 UTC
all the pies turned into cakes and all the cakes turned into pies? 2023-01-11 21:09:42 UTC
262
Rainbow Dash was sus? 2023-01-21 20:20:04 UTC
73
Twilight Sparkle was E V E R Y P O N Y? 2023-01-28 22:05:57 UTC
414
Pinkie Pie got food poisoning? 2023-02-08 04:45:30 UTC
72
instead of Celestia banishing Nightmare Moon, she accidentally banished the moon? 2023-02-09 00:24:47 UTC
182
the moon banished Celestia and Luna to Equestria? 2023-02-21 00:00:23 UTC
75
Twilight banned Canned Ravioli after Spike kept getting his snout stuck in the can? 2023-02-26 07:54:19 UTC
142
Celestia and Luna stole the moon as revenge? 2023-03-03 03:06:07 UTC
106
Chef Boyardee sought revenge for being banned? 2023-03-05 06:51:53 UTC
212
we found out what was in Luna's g4m3r cl0s3t™? 2023-03-09 03:16:15 UTC
359
Luna promoted a new brand of cheese? 2023-03-11 23:33:44 UTC
1290
a new hoof touches the beacon? 2023-03-15 00:25:50 UTC
42
Twilight Spaghetti and friends used the Elements of Pasta and the Magic of Fettuccine to fight off Chef Boyardee? 2023-03-15 16:15:54 UTC
83
the Mane 6 realized they couldn't truly defeat Chef Boyardee since Italians can move up to Mach 3 speeds? 2023-03-15 23:07:14 UTC
85
more Chef Boyardee shenanigans? 2023-03-17 16:12:04 UTC
196
nobody expected the spanish inquisition? 2023-03-23 21:51:59 UTC
69
Rainbow Dash was dared to stick a lightbulb in her mouth? 2023-03-25 07:30:18 UTC
88
ZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOEYZOE 2023-04-01 02:09:06 UTC
56
Everything was the same except that Rainbow Dash was forklift certified? 2023-04-03 02:44:02 UTC
86
It was going to yeet tomorrow? 2023-04-19 16:09:05 UTC
68
there was more dakka? 2023-05-03 21:59:12 UTC
79
there was LESS dakka? 2023-05-05 22:16:42 UTC
92
there was just the right amount of dakka? 2023-05-18 07:07:16 UTC
115
there was too much dakka? 2023-05-29 20:16:27 UTC
89
Luna made Taco Tuesday mandatory? 2023-06-07 06:38:08 UTC
116
Story pitch: Fractures 2023-06-10 05:35:29 UTC
1451
Equestria was saved with cringe? 2023-06-29 22:42:09 UTC
164
the rusty safety scissors took over Equestria as it's rightful ruler instead? 2023-07-02 20:16:07 UTC
290
Celestia was a Jedi master? 2023-07-15 19:39:26 UTC
127
This chapter was written at 2 am on a phone? 2023-08-09 08:01:13 UTC
168
Pinkie Pie was secretly not pink? 2023-08-18 17:41:41 UTC
Pinkie Pie was secretly not Pie? Like an unholy brussel-sprouts-broccoli-cauliflower amalgamation? 2023-08-19 05:59:47 UTC
165
Pajama Sam ruled Ponyville (and then Equestria after that)? 2023-08-22 01:12:47 UTC
109
somepony teleported bread? 2023-08-26 02:50:00 UTC
155
Celestia was so eepy? 2023-09-02 22:08:29 UTC
153
the author did a serious chapter? 2023-09-04 20:18:08 UTC
356
Trixie forged an alliance with an unkindness of ravens? 2023-09-10 00:49:27 UTC
142
Catra, Scorpia, and Entrapta steal Rainbow Dash's secret stash of garlic bread? 2023-09-10 20:11:19 UTC
293
instead of friendship or whatever, Twilight beat Tirek with Missiles of Nuclear Justice 2023-09-12 01:52:49 UTC
171
Fluttershy sued the fandom for using her face as a profanity censor? 2023-09-17 05:37:16 UTC
65
Applejack and Rainbow Dash's Elements of Harmony were switched? 2023-09-28 05:54:57 UTC
97
Fluttershy and Rarity's elements were snitched? 2023-09-30 23:21:53 UTC
92
Twilight and Pinkie's elements were stitched? 2023-10-15 06:56:54 UTC
145
Princess Twilight kept a shrunken version of Celestia in her pocket for advice? 2023-10-29 00:02:47 UTC
185
Twilight was just a figment of Princess Celestia's imagination? 2023-10-29 23:01:49 UTC
808
the shrunken Celestia was evil the whole time? 2023-10-29 23:21:41 UTC
272
Protect Pudding Paradox? 2023-10-30 07:12:09 UTC
127
Techie didn't break Fimfiction in the next chapter? 2023-10-30 21:30:22 UTC
77
Changelings invaded Japan (300 years ago)? 2023-10-31 00:34:32 UTC
150
Fimfiction broke the space time continuum? 2023-11-01 02:44:21 UTC
208
the only one able to fix the space time continuum was Hackerman? 2023-11-01 23:58:17 UTC
314
the space time continuum decided to take a vacation from all the bs going on. 2023-11-03 07:28:16 UTC
115
every prompt posted on this story was implemented in one chapter simultaneously? 2023-11-04 07:02:38 UTC
152
Spike had to clean the mess all the explosions made? 2023-11-05 02:04:49 UTC
Celestia invoked the 2nd Amendment when Sunset tried to steal Twilight's crown? 2023-11-05 18:27:08 UTC
152
this chapter had to be written in the form of a question? 2023-11-06 02:06:21 UTC
99
the chapter had to be written in the form of interjections? 2023-11-08 03:36:22 UTC
29
Pajama Sam bought Ponyville? 2023-11-09 00:58:19 UTC
Twilight was a glizard? 2023-11-12 23:39:18 UTC
113
interjections interjected themselves? 2023-11-17 05:37:33 UTC
168
Twilight used her new Glizard powers to make it big in the hot dog selling business? 2023-11-18 00:49:59 UTC
220
Spike had Ravioli breath? (Able to breathe Ravioli) 2023-11-19 04:38:55 UTC
313
Apple Bloom, because she doubted Spike's ravioli breath, was given garlic bread breath (able to breathe garlic bread) to go with all that ravioli? 2023-11-20 04:16:43 UTC
409
everyone stopped reading because they were now super hungry for Italian? 2023-11-21 05:45:57 UTC
119
Spike and Apple Bloom use their respective powers to wage war with Olive Garden? 2023-11-23 05:09:09 UTC
158
Scootaloo took over a Texas Roadhouse? 2023-11-23 20:37:32 UTC
178
applebloom used her garlic bread powers to make the best [REDACTED] grilled cheese the world has ever known? 2023-11-24 05:13:36 UTC
290
Pinkie Pie got all the villains (all the G4 ones) and brought them together for a big party, and they actually enjoyed it? 2023-11-24 05:56:12 UTC
350
when Twilight ascend, she was taken to the Council of Purple Ones to decide her power? 2023-11-26 20:52:51 UTC
281
Celestia decided to burn down an Applebee's, a practice that is not only legal, but generally encouraged. 2023-11-27 04:02:36 UTC
241
an army of sentient donuts attacked equestira with help from the giant monkey man who once terrorized the ninth dimension 2023-12-04 00:45:21 UTC
213
when you become an alicorn, you also slowly morph into a Biblically-accurate angel, and most of your power is used to maintain the illusion of a winged unicorn? 2023-12-09 08:56:01 UTC
143
the next chapter was narrated by David Attenborough? 2023-12-10 23:09:21 UTC
109
Luna suddenly realized she peaked in high school [despite never actually going to high school] so she fakes a bunch of documents to enroll herself in princess celestia's school for gifted unicorn but accidently actually enrolls herself in Professor X 2023-12-12 08:51:45 UTC
Ginosaji set its sights on Lyra Heartstrings? 2023-12-14 00:40:39 UTC
247
pinkie pie got a medal for opening a jar 2023-12-14 00:50:27 UTC
229
Lyra took away ALL the spoons? 2023-12-14 01:29:09 UTC
105
there was something involved [REDACTED] and then [REDACTED] showed up, followed by Chrysalis sobbing in defeat while hugging Starlight like she was a teddy bear, and Starlight says: "It's tradition"? 2023-12-14 01:43:46 UTC
253
The Ginosaji summoned a spoon made out of non-spoons to counter Lyra? 2023-12-15 03:32:09 UTC
77
Thanos gave Twilight salad powers instead, because everybody needed to be eating healthier? 2023-12-15 03:43:51 UTC
170
Apple Bloom's garlic bread powers meant she could still reform her vaporized body, assuming there was enough garlic bread present? 2023-12-15 03:54:10 UTC
118
Princess Celestia became a goat? 2023-12-15 04:05:45 UTC
156
the peasantry couldn't actually overthrow Celesita precisely because she'd become a goat? 2023-12-17 03:21:49 UTC
428
Princess Celestia stole my catalytic converter in Point Pleasant, West Virginia? 2023-12-17 17:51:13 UTC
87
Trixie cloned herself upside down three times and tried to take over the Crystal Empire and Seaquestria with flamethrowers being held by kittens wearing PJs on bikes? 2023-12-17 19:33:09 UTC
200
the jar Pinkie had opened was full of pickles instead of jelly beans? 2023-12-18 00:20:19 UTC
93
equestria was attacked by the fire nation? 2023-12-18 00:43:04 UTC
306
the Goat Moon was made of goat cheese? 2023-12-18 04:22:04 UTC
246
one day Not Luna ate her way through the Moon? 2023-12-18 18:39:20 UTC
183
Equestria built a super fortress on the moon? 2023-12-18 22:46:35 UTC
342
Twilight got sent back to Magic Kindergarten? 2023-12-19 02:21:24 UTC
163
the pony only known as Yeag became the new hero of the story? 2023-12-19 05:51:12 UTC
327
Astronaut Twilight spent her time taped to the ceiling of magic kindergarten on a nice game of Counter-Strike? 2023-12-19 07:16:21 UTC
232
Twilight used her newfound salad powers to turn Celestia into actual celery? 2023-12-20 04:46:40 UTC
202
Twilight tried to wake up from the fever dream that "What If..." has become? 2023-12-20 09:13:37 UTC
1012
something something Adam Sandler's Click? 2023-12-20 23:06:32 UTC
217
the whale that had become the new universe was the one who was actually having the fever dream? 2023-12-21 22:40:25 UTC
93
Pinkie Pie got diagnosed with Bad Syndrome? 2023-12-22 07:02:03 UTC
83
Twilight pondered her orb 2023-12-23 01:05:36 UTC
138
Celestia got super drunk off rum cake and forced fluttershy and octavia to married because she always secretly shipped it? 2023-12-26 20:01:58 UTC
143
Spike pondered his cube? 2023-12-26 20:07:23 UTC
141
a herd of Mareep [they are adorable electric sheep pokemon] and a single Wooloo [an adorable super round normal sheep pokemon] took over Twilight's castle because as adorable sheep they are cuter and friendlier making them as a collective more fit to 2023-12-26 20:36:04 UTC
146
the major villains were on a road trip, and accidentally became the Fellowship of the Ring? 2023-12-26 20:43:04 UTC
109
Celestia had an Orb of her own? 2023-12-26 20:51:38 UTC
178
that orb was an orb of dragonkind? 2023-12-26 20:58:13 UTC
110
Tall Pipp did a comeback tour? 2023-12-26 21:03:35 UTC
160
that genie came from the Land Down Under? 2023-12-26 21:15:39 UTC
172
Tall Pipp and Sweetie Giraffe fused into one being? 2023-12-26 21:19:25 UTC
54
Spike came back from anger management more powerful than ever? 2023-12-26 21:43:02 UTC
171
Tall Pip/Sweetie Giraffe had to fight What if's greatest villains? 2023-12-26 22:08:40 UTC
282
the Orb of Dragonkind served as a literal magnet to all dragons? 2023-12-26 22:10:46 UTC
48
the comically large impact drill Spike tossed aside accidentally fixed something when it landed? 2023-12-26 22:15:20 UTC
113
everyone thought Twilight was a rock? 2023-12-26 22:22:11 UTC
165
Rarity had a sudden and unexplained obsession with pinecones. 2023-12-26 22:31:12 UTC
99
Twiggles found a green bean 2023-12-26 22:45:30 UTC
71
Sweetie Giraffee became president and Scootaroo vice president? And Tall Pipp became the secretary of state? 2023-12-26 22:54:41 UTC
181
Chrysalis was assaulted by swiss cheese 2023-12-26 23:05:31 UTC
77
every other word Twilight said was inaudible? 2023-12-26 23:33:52 UTC
69
Every What If Was Canon? 2023-12-27 06:33:59 UTC
209
Limit Break: 1001 2024-01-05 08:29:46 UTC
322
a finale? 2024-01-05 07:02:46 UTC
2640