Author's Note

Yup, this one ain't a question, it's a statement.

Crows!

Twilicrow squawked at Crowlestia. Crowlestia squawked in return, dropping the shiny object in her beak.

All of Equestria proceeded to flock Canterlot Castle over the shiny object.

There is no pony. Only crows.

Squawk.