Author's Note

"Sidewards and backways? Don't you mean sideways and backwards?"

"I know what I did, spellcheck."

Sidewards and Backways? (And upside-down, too!)

˙ᔕʎɐʍʞɔɐᓄ ᓀ⊂ɐ ᔕᓀɹɐʍǝᓀᴉᔕ ⊂ǝʇʇᴉɹʍ ʍo⊂ ᔕᴉ ɹǝʇᗜɐɥɔ ᔕᴉɥ┴ ˙ǝɹǝɥʇ o⌐⌐ǝェ