Author's Note

The Great and Powerful Zapper frost was responsible for this!

there was an entire chapter of this story dedicated to Maud eating cereal?

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Maud lifted another spoonful of gravel to her mouth.

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"Gravel is crunchier than cereal."

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"So I eat it for breakfast."

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