Author's Note

(From comments)

Or Discord takes a date with princess Celestia.
Or Spike give up from Rarity and starts to look for a new mare.
Or Rainbow Dash becomes smart?
What if Doctor Whooves appear and save the world? With Ditzy muffins.

Techie wrote a conglomeration of multiple what ifs and needed to take a shower so he only had a couple minutes to do something?