Author's Note

Ding ding ding! We've got a newcomer! Sit down and stay awhile, The Spy of the Tiger!

the Ponies had to make an Arbys ad?

Fluttershy hesitated, leaning closer to the microphone.

"Arby's, we have the meats!"

"Louder! C'mon, 'Shy," Rainbow pushed, "Put some oomph into it! Say it with your whole body!"

Fluttershy nodded, leaning in again.

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"That's much better! Again?"

"...What?"