Author's Note

R-E-E-E, it's Possibly me!

spears of asparagus were viable weapons?

"Muahaha!" King Sombra boomed over the cowering populace of the Crystal Empire. "Equestria lies in ruins. Your princesses have been slaughtered. I--"

A choked gasp escaped his mouth as Scootaloo shoved the spear of asparagus deeper into his back.

And that's how King Sombra was defeated (again) (again). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯